Next to the door in the entrance, someone decided to write "your nick" and proudly scratched [DEBIL] then scratched "B" and on top wrote "V" although I think before the correction was more correct.

[Mut]: I am looking for a girl with a rich inner world and with untouched doors to this world.

I dreamed of sex with the boss. I liked it. I go to work, he blows me. As if you know...

Marilyn Manson wants to add you to friends.
Azura667: Aaaah! I have been waiting for this moment all my life!! and ?

The seller at McDonald’s has a complicated tattoo in Latin. I ask: "Young man, and what is written on you?"- "It is written here: I HATE FAST FOOD!!and "

35mm site, movie description "Another year":
"A year from the life of a married couple. Tom and Jerry have been married for many years.
I could not read further.)

Talk to a gay friend.
He: Fuck, why am I always in love with naturalists? I have the feeling that every time I meet a good, beautiful, cute guy he seems to be heterosexual.
I: I have the opposite. Looks like a normal guy, no - a crumbling. Around the Paddle (

XXX: What is right: the Tvork or the Creator?? to
YYY: Strike at O
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This is Sasha. It is the standard of male directness.

and Sasha:
Are you busy?
and Sasha:
I'll fuck you, I'll ask you tomorrow.

from ZH
oxxxel: Why do the doors in the bank store make round?
larissablog : What would be round amounts=)

Vovan: I called a friend yesterday - he was in the pyramid over a lady, which is a type of administrator. He brings two boxes to local sitadmines. What is it in the box? It needs to be handed over to the systems! She – what is there? He is 30 kg of hexagen and 20 kg of trothyl. She writes 30 kg of hexagen and 20 trots. The guard stands and runs next to him. A week later, a friend went over there again for the crownstones for the monks. It’s what’s in the box. It is a crown for monkeys. She is from where. He is from Fukushima. Is this a shop? Directly from Japan.

Buy VAZ - the fastest car mechanics courses in the world!!!! to

Ivan is

Iëll go back to school. Sitting in the kitchen, I notice something cool on the refrigerator, fluffy and clearly misleading. There is such a dialogue:
Have you watered cactus in the refrigerator for a long time?
It is bread.

When I saw Putin in his sunglasses, the first thought was – “Agent Smith?” O_O"

The xxx:
Are you married?

YYYY :
I didn’t have my computer broken, what was the wedding here.

The xxx:
Computer is important?

YYYY :
of course! I compared the shit in the passport and the computer!

From the comments to the distribution of the porn film Elena Bedd / Helen Bedd (1973)

Bezzabotny: she probably already died of old age, and you are all shaking on her.
...
Perec122: And yes. Let’s drink for a dead porn star. The world dust her.
Dangerboy: Go for rest

The walls are covered with the inscriptions "Attention! Video surveillance is underway!" I don’t know for whom it was hanged, for the visitors, or for the staff?

And for 2012 they promise just some terrible cosmic phenomena that the earth will not endure.
HHH: Then fuck it all together.
Tagged with: pomut, tifu

The father of his loved one after viewing "Spider-Man" asked the question: who after his heroic adventures washes New York from the web...?

...if there is no "I don't like" button on Facebook, then Pasha won't think about it