Yandex news: Medvedev called Putin’s statements about Libya unacceptable!by 11
UUU: Don’t worry, Uncle Vova, Dima has just a transitional age, it will pass.

[22:30:29] N S C: Fuck, are you friends with interest?
Dt_Gradus: I even sleep with him

I had a case at work in the bus fleet, my driver's instructor found a woman's bag in the bus cabin, well, I thought to leave it for now, not to find a lost one. The bus had to be repaired the same day. Well, he drives the bus into the boxing zone and leaves until tomorrow. It’s coming in the morning, there’s no bag... Here’s it!@# and the bad ones, the rats, pulled the bag, I decided to pay them for it - the next time the bus had to be thrown back into the box, he smashed into a cellophane bag, wrapped it in three more packs and left it next to the driver's seat. There was no package the next day.)

In your case, vegetarianism is cannibalism.

Article about the film "Alpha Dog" in Wikipedia.

Interesting facts :
"Alpha Dog" - in American criminal language - looking at the lower link of a criminal group.
“alpha-dog” – this is what Putin referred to in secret diplomatic correspondence.

In the chat:
X: Hi Brandon!
Y: Hello
X: What are you doing?
Tagged: hairy nuts
Why scratch the coconut?
Do you have 11?
X: How did you know?? to

It is charming.
He passed by the garbage tanks, in which the bombs dilapidated.
“Michael, there are newspapers there?
- Yes, no% #I am not, eB&@y internet, bl$!

A familiar girl has a problem with the car, calls hysterically, stopped right in the middle of the avenue, asks to come.
Explanations are: "I eat no one touches, there is a buch, a buch, a car, I have some big stuff from the car. He was lying near the car. I barely pulled her back into the car."
I eat, I break my head, what can be so big completely (!) How about the new Honda CR-V 2010?
I come. It shows a falling part.
D: Well, can I get to the service or call the evacuator?
I: It is not necessarily. Len, this is a piece of resor from Kamaz. You just hit him with a wheel.

In fact, she pulled him to the car.

We bought a Japanese mouse!=) A small one, with a block size!
Clive probably. How to work with her?
What kind of work? You have to play with it and all that. She is jumping.)
and Figase! The Japanese invented it. The jumping mouse. It must be wireless.) Interesting devises!
The romance! What kind of wires? The ordinary mouse. and live! With ears, eyes and tail!
The milk!

When you are interested in guitars enough, your girlfriend can send this.
XXX: AAAA
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I had a mediator in the toilet.

** by
When I am an old aunt,
And the wicked will,
In the nightmarish slopes,
And also slightly,
When I walk I will be with a stick,
Shaking your nose,
with an old wiped blade
On the head instead of the hair.
I will be squeezed,
In the irony of fate,
My long-awaited foolish prince,
My genius of pure beauty.
He only looks at me in the mid-eye.
The love dust will disappear.
I say to him: infection!
The Paddle! Where have you been before...?
And he, putting his jaw in a glass,
Breathe or breathe... or Icnet:
It is silent: my beauty!
He falls to his feet like a bullet.
I went to you with torment,
I did stupidly,
I dug gold and stones,
and gathered knowledge.
Now you are worthy!
Now, Princess, it is all yours!
Oh, old bald stupid warrior!
So what do we do, my?? to

My father bought his first cell phone. I received a SMS today:
Bata: I’ve learned to use SMS, now I’ll write to you at night and hinder your sleep.
I: Write, I still work at night.
What, is he smart?
I: Hugo, it’s all in you.
Father: The son is smart, all in the father. Damn with the eggs, two eggs :) (smiley!!!!)
Mom just called. It turns out, he took my wife’s number from her and sends her SMS from an unknown number. She invites to a date, is interested in what flowers she loves, compliments and poems. And it is on the move. Well, the wife will pick it up in the evening, but here the father, God give health. Seventy years old man, and everything doesn’t play out.

from the forum " help newcomers"
How to Change Nick? – How to Change Nick?! to

I went to a site with some mystery... and there...

Believe it or not, the reader is right, but on the number 7 (seven) the human world is built. He stands on it, like on a tectonic plate, and ideologically relies on it, seeing in it the root of everything. For visibility: in the human world there are 7 colors, 7 notes, 7 days a week, 7 periods in the table of elements, 7 measurements in string theory and even 7 fingers on the hands.

O_O

X: Well, go in the pop, let’s go, as usual?
XXX, not there.
XXX: Not the window in the sense
Contact yyy removed himself

The son went to the interview (the first job he is looking for). I received an SMS:
The staff read my resume and went with him to the toilet...I’d probably better leave now? Or should we wait for her return?

I can motivate employees every day 😉
by werediver: oh. It is really cool.
What about natural immunity?
Chifir: immunity to puzzles only in corpses

The night. Trying to sleep. A brother and his wife live behind the wall. I hear a shout of surprise: - How he bended her! Where did he put it in? What if four?
I watched the origami master class :)

The phone call. The female voice:
Where did I get?
I answered:
Where did you aim?
After a second confusion:
and hi hi! Maybe in you too. I will think...
The short slides...

My cousin is 6 years old. We talk about milk teeth.
I: If you put a falling tooth under a pillow, the mouse will take it and leave you a coin.
He: And how many coins if I put my grandfather’s jaw there?