Nothing gives you more awakening in the morning than the realization that you are asleep.

Slon: Mja is not a forum, but a zoo

The Bear: +1

Zloy Surok : +1=)

XOMYAK : +1

Our daughter suddenly woke up with love for the dog, I don't know how to explain to her that the dog doesn't like when they say hello to her, pulling her for her legs and tail. But the dogs learned a new command: Jora, run!!!! to

The news smiles.
At the bottom of the screen runs the line: police detained 250kg of anash smuggling
Police arrested for drug trafficking ?

I work as a call center operator and I receive calls.
Recently, a colleague girl congratulates from February 14th, wants to find her partner.
And so it happened, the next day calls a man with the name Half...

High technology in Russia, and especially their implementation - is something!!! I bought a ticket on the Internet for the train. paid by card. Thus e. My money through a bunch of incredibly complex instruments, including satellites, flew from the bank to the railway treasury. At the same time, from the RZD through the same incredible amount of equipment, including a satellite, flies a letter containing a ticket form, to my postman (which is hosted somewhere in Europe on huge servers). I print this form on a printer for high-precision photographic printing using laser technology (not necessarily, but no other was found). In 5 minutes. Before the departure, a stinking aunt with a leaflet pressed in her fist on which my name is scratched from my hand and only after that I am allowed into the car!!!! I am in shock!! I have to go back to the pigeon’s mail!! The result is the same but at times cheaper)))))

xxx: What are the normal specialties in the Tambov or in the area?
Specialists in what field?
xxx: in Tambov or in the Tambov region
Zzzz: Pipet you two to communicate in general contraindicated!!! to

Russia: dark as the Negro you know where
America: dark as in the ass you know who

* Call by mobile
He – where are you?
I – I do not know.
He is like that?
I am – I am lost.
What do you see in front of you?
It is a tree.

From the ASK:
The Thirsty Boy (22:06:04)
The mother of a friend's computer was repaired, so he recorded all the porn while on my, we were 14 years old, and then my dad needed to find what kind of stuff...and he went to look in hidden files and folders...and I stood next to me and looked and turned red and red...and red.

What bad habits do you have?
Yyy: I always wash after going to the toilet, every day I wipe the dust in the whole house, I disassemble all kinds of things in different categories such as size, usage, importance. My dishes immediately after use and always before, for the case. I brush my teeth three times a day, wash every few hours. The guests in the laundry room.

I stand in a line in the store, in front of me a guy, talking on the phone! I hear the phrase.
I finally buy condoms because they’ve expired, not because they’ve expired!

The United States recognizes Japan’s sovereignty over the Kuril Islands. I think in response we should recognize the right to the sovereignty of the Hawaiian Islands.

From the Rehearsal Forum:
She suggested that eleven classmates come up with their own mnemonic rule for remembering the order of colors in the spectrum, in addition to the banal “every hunter wants to know...”. There were different options, one shocked with its "complexity":
when
hunting
Woman
Closed
Eyes
Sit and
Fantased

A friend works in the "Union" as a consultant.
He works, he is in the movie section and there everything.
I often go to him and go around in the store. Today was the case:

We are standing in the game section, as in nothing we have ever talked, joke anecdotes and everything. Here, a girl approaches my friend and asks a question: "Good morning. Do you have a cataclysm?" My friend is already the usual movement, although he is not from this department, the hand gesture points to the 3 standing on the side of the disk "Cataclysm".
Suddenly she asked to remove the discs. My friend says he can’t, and he can’t. She, looking around, begs him to remove them for a short time. My friend rejects. She is already frightened to ask to remove, ready to even give money to a friend for it. A friend asks what the case is.
The girl didn’t have time to say anything, as in that same second the guy approaches with the words: "A, Marin, here you are! That’s the cataclysm, that’s what I need!" Strongly takes one disk and goes to the box to pay.

I will not forget the eyes of this girl, it was clear in them that it was all over. and. and.

tornadohm

Chocolate is twice as good if not at night.

From the Interfax:
Deputy mayor of the capital on housing and improvement Petro Biryukov said that the budget of the capital cleaning from the snow of the entire territory costs about 2.1 billion rubles. "In the summer, this figure is about three times lower", the deputy mayor clarified.

Originality of Creativity:
By the way, today in Omsk the whole day of the day, after the universe, I sat at the bus stop waiting for the bus. Well, I was there slightly filled with snow (the smallest), and I am sitting in the headphones, depicting a steep drummer on the barrels. A grandmother passes by with a little girl (well, a girl aged 5-6 years from strength). She first watched me squeeze my feet under the music, then began to say something. Well, because of the headphones in my ears, I heard nothing, removed the headphones and asked to repeat. The girl in the tone of a fifty-year-old dwarf says “You are deaf?” and I show her headphones and say that there is music and because of it I can’t hear anything. Here she changes anger for mercy and asks "Is it not cold for you? There is snow on you". I say "No, not cold" And here she makes fatalities. She says, “You’re going to melt, or you’re going to break the planet, my grandmother’s going to break your feet.” At that moment my bus approached, and, not finding what to answer, I sat in it. She seems to have touched me.

Ooooh, give it once!
2 is NO!! to
1 Why?! to
2: Because you will become obnoxious and will see me!

Smoking girls (D) after a long flight take a taxi driver (T) and see the sticker that you can smoke
D – (from the heart of choir and loud) Ura! A smoking taxi!! to
T is URA! The smoking passengers.