African dust captured by the storm over the northern regions of Egypt, on Thursday-Friday may fall in the form of "colored" snow in the south of Western Siberia, in the areas of Barnaul, Omsk, Novosibirsk or Tomsk.

Yyy: Deliver swimsuits and slides. The Egyptian resort is coming to us!! to

Is anyone free?
YYYYYYYYYY

Comment on the news about the low birth rate in Germans:

We would have their problems.There is simply no place to plant.There is no normal housing in the country.
Not on the street in the winter with frozen nuts knock like protein.

In my childhood, being sober, I pretended to be drunk to be cool.
extra: and now, when grown up, - you have to be drunk, pretending to be sober)))
You say life doesn’t change 😉

From the Delphi Progressive Forum:
xxx: I will be the current programmers measure who is shorter.

Hike by gradusov?
2:25 in Peter : )
3:20 in Volgograd
4: 4.5% in the clinic

The truth is, they say, “Whoever has a big nose, he has a big penis.”
YYY: But I don’t have a big nose.
XX: Here I say that I was not wrong!

I found a way not to be late to work: to forget the makeup.

Oh yeah, and then, what a necrophilia, it’s still warm))
O_o O_o
Ups, not the window
WOW: You know, I begin to suspect that our further acquaintance will not lead to anything good...

XXX should be taken by the members.
YYY I am with you!
XXX "smash members" - it's we go to the gym.. not what you think.

The nurse is out of the chamber, and he is her "sister! Do you give me a minecraft? Do you have a cup of tea?"
My sisters don’t drink tea!! to

Today was a publicity campaign:
In honor of the Day of Defender of the Fatherland, superaction in the solarium! Bring a friend and get a 35% discount and pedicure as a gift!"

Make a pedicure, be a man, bleat.

I sat in the inlet and did not notice how time passed, my mom is here to come to visit, I jump up and start to quickly wash the floors. My mom comes in and says:"And you just wanted to get clean! What my husband replied:"Before the president comes, the asphalt is also laid)))

In the dining room:
- give a cake "cake" for 11p 40k, please.
It is 14 rubles.
It is 11.40 like that.
Oh yes surely! 12 is 80k.

My friends went to Peter and said:
In the hotel they call in the room, offer "entertainment" in the evening. They agree. Coming "mamma" and fifth of the girls, the choice means. Well he asks the guy what they know, what they do, the jump is worth it. Momka informs about tariffs and services. But to the question "a in the ass?" he got a brilliant answer:
" The young man It is a cultural capital! They don’t get in the ass!"

I could not ignore:
"To this smart man:
"I have in aske anti-spam asks when requesting authorization: how much will be 2+3*4-5
There is another blonde.

Request for Authorization

Only the answers:
15 is
15 is
thirteen
fifty
Fifth of
15 is fucking
Fuck to 15
15 is fucking.
Go on"

What’s funny about that, fucking? You can’t normally set up anti-spam, so don’t mock a girl. The answer was correct."

You are not that girl? 😉 The accountants of Bla...

The clash between us ended when he stopped smelling the food I had cooked.
xxx: and began to smell the one that his mother is cooking -)

Advertising is chased on the radio - "Pay the utility payments on the Russian Post! It’s fast and convenient!" And I thought, obviously false information in advertising is prohibited by law...

The xxx:
You are where? We decided to go with Zzz in the coffee shop!
YYYY :
Glad for you. I suddenly got angina.
The xxx:
Ahahah, and we’ve got the ice cream! Fistachovo with caramel syrup! and :P
The xxx:
And when I cough, I feel the taste of pus in my mouth. It is colored like a caramel syrup.
YYYY :
This is the same >__<

XXX is fucking!
Sorry for my French.

YYY: What is it?

XXX is spaghetti. As usual, it was poured into a pot of peelings.