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[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №44424
 13.03.2011
Sex involves having at least one partner.
xxx: although the role of the second can be Linux or VAZ

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №44423
 13.03.2011
Then the old nomad’s advice: take yourself.
WOW WHO?
A very comfortable thing.
Eat once every three days.
No need to walk.
In case of relocation, it behaves quietly and peacefully.
XH - Can be used as a temptation for persons of the opposite sex. Most importantly, be careful about it. The phrase "Let’s go to me? I’ll show you my daddy!"not every girl will understand correctly.
I’m on the table ?
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! It does not take up much space and can be placed under the table.
What if he drowns me at night?
There is a reason not to sleep alone.Put the girl off the edge.It will open up, say that in childhood you were bitten by a wolf for a barrel, and since then you can sleep peacefully only at the wall.
What to feed them with? rats?
That’s the problem... Well, if you can’t catch mice!
Oh, but we’ll get the girls here! Report everywhere that you are collecting a collection of white mice! And for every second date, take a girl to the zoo. Before the words "Now look, isn’t it beautiful? She will remind me of you."- Few people will be able to resist (mainly, do not grieve "she is so like you!")
But, at the end, the salty cucumbers from the bank will come down.
You have everything thought out ?
Ohhh ok well. I sit here... I talk to you... and I have no food at home... Do you want to come in and see?

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №44422
 13.03.2011
She: My girlfriend's wedding soon, so I want to catch the bride's bouquet!
It’s a pity that brains don’t drop at weddings.

[ + 73 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №44421
 13.03.2011
Governor of the Ulyanovsk region Morozov S.I. It prohibits the sale of alcohol on weekends. Sergey Ivanovich, what weekend to wait for. We only work on working days. by PS. The cretinism of our rulers is indestructible.

[ + 57 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №44420
 13.03.2011
And why do all the robots made in Russia look like they were assembled from an old Soviet vacuum cleaner?

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №44419
 13.03.2011
Ladies and Gentlemen (23:22:17 12/03/2011)
Who would you like more, a boy or a girl?

Doctor911 (23:22:38 12/03/2011)
I don’t know, and the girls?

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №44418
 13.03.2011
I work in psychology.
Doctor to the patient: do not think that I am distinguished from you only by the white coat... I have, to your knowledge, also a higher medical education!! to

[ + 58 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №44417
 13.03.2011
I stand in the store. The seller is a young man. There is a girl in front of me. is cute. Silence flirting: what does a girl want? She has a thoughtful appearance: the girl wants vodka... and immediately sad: but she needs bread.

[ + 81 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №44416
 13.03.2011
A friend told me that during the coma she flew out of the hospital chamber and flew over Minsk. When she realized that it was flying higher and higher, she remembered the shoes she had never worn and returned to herself.
That’s why women live longer – our shoes are everything!

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №44415
 13.03.2011
Undead: I’m so lucky to be upset with these sectarians today. These witnesses fit, well, with their ideas. What did I ask, can you answer one question?
And I show a black and gray (somewhat lighter than usual) card, they have me for psychological testing of poor unhappy children in school.
Which one is black and which one is white?
These indicate grey - it is white.
And then I silently pick up a snow-white bright card and tell them – here’s a white card. And like you, anything that is better than G% will go to heaven.
In short, it was the first time I saw Jehovah’s Witnesses who had no answer.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №44414
 13.03.2011
Secretary General of the Japanese Government Yukio Edano confirmed the territorial belonging of the Kuril Islands to Russia. In his interview with our correspondent on the question about the pollution of the islands by emissions from nuclear power plants, he replied as follows:...you go to the ass with your islands..."

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №44413
 13.03.2011
V@s3K: Why are you all women so =\
ANKO: What are they?
V@s3K: You can tell about an interesting shit for half an hour, and when you start telling about an interesting shit for me, you quickly become a shit.
ANKO: These are the ones. Sorry, my mom came here.
Anko: He wants me to get clean in the corridor. I will soon return

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №44412
 13.03.2011
I work in a computer club. There are two children aged 8-9 years. One asks the other "and your mother will not come here", "No, I locked her home, and she has no key". OO

[ + 59 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №44411
 13.03.2011
Somehow a SEO specialist goes to a bar, restaurant, buy alcoholic beverages, clubs, the best bars in Moscow, order a banquet in a restaurant.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №44410
 13.03.2011
Authority : Lech
Why do I write to a girl here?
Vlad: She responds only in three days at best?
She is on you.
The Government: Cool
But this is not news.)
It is bad : =)
Then you did not drink that the butterflies ignore you.
VLAD: I just thought
VLAD: There is another explanation.
I'm not telling anyone that the bodies don't respond to my messages at all.
Vlad : like she comes back three days of such happiness that I wrote her something))))
See also: MB
My friends are dying of happiness.
I have to :)))))
Tagged: fucking
What are we macho?

[ + 65 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №44409
 13.03.2011
Prepod (with a measured lecturer's tone dictates under the record): Under the microscope, gentle, thin light pink sticks of Escherichia coli are visible. Under the microscope, you can see gentle, thin...
I am (from the first party, echoed): sexual.
Prepod (obediently): gentle, sexy, light pink sticks of Escherichia Colli...

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №44408
 13.03.2011
is )

by Irina 20:08
And the mold, you know, is already green and not white.
The electric shoe.

by 20:08
and Pushkin)
It is fun)))

by Irina 20:09
He moves and looks at me.

by 20:09
Cut to)
by 20:10
And I’ve just thrown out the soup from the pot recently, so to say, the slice.)
At the stage of the primary bouillon it was about a month ago (

by 20:11
When I started my work, I used to use the first tools.

by Irina20:13
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
You are a star.)

by 20:14
It is funny (
And after me, Max ran with "Please": "Well, throw it out, it’s terrible!!!and "


[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №44407
 13.03.2011
He was born and lives in Belgium. There, apparently, about Russia the same opinion as the Americans.
In general, he comes to us at the NH and gives: a hat, a valley, and children on a mattress.
He, it turns out, after walking around Moscow last year and not finding bears there, realized that Russian traditions are dying out.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №44406
 13.03.2011
And you knew that we have toilet paper on different sides of different shades. It gives power: depending on your mood, you can rub the Dark Side, and you can rub the Light Side.

[ + 58 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №44405
 13.03.2011
Today, across the country, citizens in a single momentum with disgust vote for "United Russia"

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