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[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №43444
 20.02.2011
I never understood why Gandalf was killed in Harry Potter.

[ + 69 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №43443
 20.02.2011
You go to the kitchen for tea, you realize that the cup is at the company, you return, you update the contact, you go back to the kitchen, and again you realize that the cup is at the company.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №43442
 20.02.2011
Comment on the video confirmation of the ID of the VKontakte page of one of the girls from home-2:

xxx: they have crazy fans there and worshippers appear... but how can there be fans in those who have not done them? Well, I just ate, slept, fucked and quarrelled... so I was! Where do I ask my fans?

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №43441
 20.02.2011
Yes, Russian films are just what it takes to make an objective view of reality.
yyy> just noticed this fit)no more))
Judging by Russian films, every second Russian is a bullshit urka, every second woman is a pale.
yyy> :D
yyy> burning
Every Third Russian is a Special Forces Officer.
yyy> and the fourth

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №43440
 20.02.2011
Yesterday the charge died, the phone was running for 24 hours, asking to eat. I have a wild man’s cry on the phone. Someone calls today, the phone whispers wildly and dies.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №43439
 20.02.2011
Toast on my birthday:
You are just gold!
You are not gold, you are platinum.
Here is a voice from under the table:
Uranus is enriched.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №43438
 20.02.2011
Conversation with a group:
How did you get into the club?
XXX is great! We did what we couldn’t.
Divided by zero?

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №43437
 20.02.2011
The Internet, let go of life!! to
YYY: And to eat.
Zzzz in the toilet.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №43436
 20.02.2011
Theme: mm
Q: I have eaten
Half a cake
XXX: It's almost like sex just as shameless
XX: and requires less effort
That is better than sex!
Q: How much did you eat it?
xxx: nine minutes in 10 minutes
That’s 10 times longer than sex.
xxx: and

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №43435
 20.02.2011
During the breakfast. In the kitchen I, wife, son (2.5 years old)
Let me give my mom a salad. My mom loves salad.
The son: to squeeze?
I: No, son, it is the salad.
My wife slipped under the table.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №43434
 20.02.2011
words of acquaintance.
I left my niece for a couple of hours, she was two years old. The answer is "Go to". And so all the time. Finally her mother comes and I ask her:
What do you teach the child? She sent me all day.
and A! Give her a DVD.
- O_O
See also.
Inserts a disk, includes a multiplex. The child stumbled in his hand:
By the slang! By the slang!
About the Elephant! of the elephant!

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №43433
 20.02.2011
I woke up at 6 in the morning to have time to wash my head. and washed. When I get dressed, I’m on the threshold and I’m thinking about what jacket to wear so it’s warmer. I look at the thermometer. 32 and you all go. I split up and went to sleep.
The epic fail!

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №43432
 20.02.2011
Liza: in a group of 2 people. I and a Chinese woman named Huifang.
Tagged: AAAAAAAAAAAAA
Liza: but she asks to be called Charlene.
Tatiana: I would also ask
I would also ask.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №43431
 20.02.2011
The xxx:
How are you?

YYYY :
The stomach hurts.

The xxx:
If the stomach suddenly hurts
Someone lives in it.

YYYY :
Somebody gets someone in the eye.
If there is shit here.
I don’t think I’m in the rhythm.
But the whole truth!

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №43430
 20.02.2011
xxx: ppc, the builder is called Jesus (Hispanic speaking guy)
I have a calendar record: 9:00 Meet Jesus

[ + 101 - ] Comment quote №43429
 20.02.2011
I lie with my wife in bed.
She: sweet, I want you.
No, I have a month.
She is a shit (((
and only a minute before it arrives.) :D

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №43428
 20.02.2011
Mother comes on Sunday.
It turns out in a single apartment can be assembled from various horizontal and close to horizontal surfaces up to four dishes.

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №43427
 20.02.2011
Falc: Yesterday I went from work, a woman slipped in front of me and fell. I turned on the knight, I approached, I stretched out my hand - and I grumbled by myself. I broke my arm, she then took me to the injury point :D

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №43426
 20.02.2011
We travelled with friends on a ferry to Helsinki, there was a swimming pool on the bottom deck. We approach him, and the man who follows us is clearly untreated and cries out, “Pizdec! This deck has already flooded!"

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №43425
 19.02.2011
In a report on repair.
"Designer's idea - paint the white ceiling in white"
O_O

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