I never understood why Gandalf was killed in Harry Potter.
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20.02.2011
You go to the kitchen for tea, you realize that the cup is at the company, you return, you update the contact, you go back to the kitchen, and again you realize that the cup is at the company.
Comment on the video confirmation of the ID of the VKontakte page of one of the girls from home-2:
xxx: they have crazy fans there and worshippers appear... but how can there be fans in those who have not done them? Well, I just ate, slept, fucked and quarrelled... so I was! Where do I ask my fans?
Yes, Russian films are just what it takes to make an objective view of reality.
yyy> just noticed this fit)no more))
Judging by Russian films, every second Russian is a bullshit urka, every second woman is a pale.
yyy> :D
yyy> burning
Every Third Russian is a Special Forces Officer.
yyy> and the fourth
Yesterday the charge died, the phone was running for 24 hours, asking to eat. I have a wild man’s cry on the phone. Someone calls today, the phone whispers wildly and dies.
Toast on my birthday:
You are just gold!
You are not gold, you are platinum.
Here is a voice from under the table:
Uranus is enriched.
Conversation with a group:
How did you get into the club?
XXX is great! We did what we couldn’t.
Divided by zero?
The Internet, let go of life!! to
YYY: And to eat.
Zzzz in the toilet.
Theme: mm
Q: I have eaten
Half a cake
XXX: It's almost like sex just as shameless
XX: and requires less effort
That is better than sex!
Q: How much did you eat it?
xxx: nine minutes in 10 minutes
That’s 10 times longer than sex.
xxx: and
During the breakfast. In the kitchen I, wife, son (2.5 years old)
Let me give my mom a salad. My mom loves salad.
The son: to squeeze?
I: No, son, it is the salad.
My wife slipped under the table.
words of acquaintance.
I left my niece for a couple of hours, she was two years old. The answer is "Go to". And so all the time. Finally her mother comes and I ask her:
What do you teach the child? She sent me all day.
and A! Give her a DVD.
- O_O
See also.
Inserts a disk, includes a multiplex. The child stumbled in his hand:
By the slang! By the slang!
About the Elephant! of the elephant!
I woke up at 6 in the morning to have time to wash my head. and washed. When I get dressed, I’m on the threshold and I’m thinking about what jacket to wear so it’s warmer. I look at the thermometer. 32 and you all go. I split up and went to sleep.
The epic fail!
Liza: in a group of 2 people. I and a Chinese woman named Huifang.
Tagged: AAAAAAAAAAAAA
Liza: but she asks to be called Charlene.
Tatiana: I would also ask
I would also ask.
The xxx:
How are you?
YYYY :
The stomach hurts.
The xxx:
If the stomach suddenly hurts
Someone lives in it.
YYYY :
Somebody gets someone in the eye.
If there is shit here.
I don’t think I’m in the rhythm.
But the whole truth!
xxx: ppc, the builder is called Jesus (Hispanic speaking guy)
I have a calendar record: 9:00 Meet Jesus
I lie with my wife in bed.
She: sweet, I want you.
No, I have a month.
She is a shit (((
and only a minute before it arrives.) :D
Mother comes on Sunday.
It turns out in a single apartment can be assembled from various horizontal and close to horizontal surfaces up to four dishes.
Falc: Yesterday I went from work, a woman slipped in front of me and fell. I turned on the knight, I approached, I stretched out my hand - and I grumbled by myself. I broke my arm, she then took me to the injury point :D
We travelled with friends on a ferry to Helsinki, there was a swimming pool on the bottom deck. We approach him, and the man who follows us is clearly untreated and cries out, “Pizdec! This deck has already flooded!"
In a report on repair.
"Designer's idea - paint the white ceiling in white"
O_O