Horsefucker: And I was made an admin on the forum)) also joked!

XXX: [looking at the nick, making guesses about the topic of the forum]

KEF: Are you talking English sparring here?? to
Dimarikk: >>Kef: I
KEF: The password should contain at least 1 uppercase character.
KEF is translated.
Dimarikk: >>Kef: password shuld contain 1 uperrase character
KEF : O_O
Marmalade: O_O
Neymar has translated!! to

I sit with a thoughtful look at the wall. Question from the girl: What are you thinking about now, sweetheart? - Of course she is waiting for the answer, that "I imagine you and I will be looking at the sunset in a warm summer wind..."
But the reality is much worse: I try to find on the wallpaper how to look through the labyrinth and not hit obstacles. >__<

Oops is the worst word in nuclear physics.
yyy: Russian nuclear operators in such cases speak Latin - "foolish, fucking!"

He is:
What is this story?
She is:
This is the ministry!!! to

Add the button "Return buttons"

Sori, I could not answer.
Brain Prevention Session with Parents
The future never seems so realistic and real as after these sessions.

Please add the button "Orthography Check"

Only in Russia in the spring the snow turns into snow.

I went to bed with my boyfriend in the morning. I wrapped it up in the blanket:
I am the horror flying on the wings of the night. I am a black coat.
You are a white blanket with butterflies.

I saw a scene on the street today.
The man ran away from the girl, but she caught him and struck him, after which he stumbled.
But pale, she then began to take care of him and see if he caused any injury.
XXX: I’ve gotten a full voice.
XXX: And then she stood on me...
xxx: run for 5 minutes (((

From the statement of the administration: "The arrival of the elevator could not satisfy us, we had to call the entire brigade."

The brother burned:
It has always been interesting...
There are in Russian legends such artifacts as boots of speedboats, a hat of the invisible... etc., so why is there no such a powerful thing as walkie-walkie? Or at least something like that?? to

The idiots! There is no such word "fabul"!
After the preamble follows the ambulance, then the bell!

Why do girls first look at their legs and then at their chest? and :)
Because the feet are always there. and ;)

S is

From the local forum:
Children now smoke, drink, many do nothing so they get into gangs. How to? It was dangerous to walk in the streets. And if a 12-year-old boy strikes you with a knife, he will not even be struck.
The best defense is attack. Organize adult gangs, give a knife to all suspicious minors

I started cooking cheeses in the morning. for the first time.
I am confused, I am hot.
Mom is going to work. I, by kindness of mind, suggest:
Do you want to try my cheeses?
Mother, dressed, with an echoing voice realizes:
Did you know that testing on humans is prohibited in our country?
It gets fast and tired.
PPC...

Only a pen can start life from the beginning.

History is surprising, of course. Dovlatov would make a story out of it, and I will, of course, describe the events.

We celebrate someone’s birthday in a cottage. Cabbage - neither this, the only original detail - in the hall a terrarium with a crocodile.
The beast is busy with his usual business - lying with his fist open, not moving. We walked, we went out into the hall, the floating lay like lying, not even a millimeter moved. Among the guests, talk begins about animal health, and someone even speaks about wax moulds. A few bets are made. One of the gentlemen, a two-meter-high hero, is called to dispel doubts about what the chair and the natural length of the hands are used for. The crocodile also helps solve the problem and clamps the jaw carefully on the powerful male wrist, after which it gets straight into the head to the left and the grip weakens. The guests realize that now the evening has succeeded in all 100 and you can call an ambulance.
The ambulance brings our hero to the clinic, where he learns that with his appearance the account of crocodiles bites in Moscow is finally opened, and is awarded an injection from rabies right into the full and drunk pulse. This would seem like everything, but the doctor insists on hospitalization, yet an exotic animal, little... They bring our poor man into the chamber and he sees his neighbor - a black black of the color of bitter chocolate, whose hand is tightly wrapped. They go out to smoke and meet. Patrick turns out to be a natural pigmee from Zaire, all as usual, Patrice Lumumba, love, marriage, Afro-Russian... Our says the thought that it is strange to be a Russian bitten African crocodile in Russia, when an African, a podi, is struck by our Chertanova seam. No matter what, not a dog. And who? You won’t believe, a man bite in the subway... The doctor said – the worst bite...
This is the irony of fate: at the clock of the night on the cluttered hospital staircase smoke a healthy Russian man bitten in Moscow by a crocodile, and a half-meter-long black man bitten by a man.

A man looks at a 5000 note in the light, not fake.
There appears a healer:
Are you not in the car?
and no.
It is sorry.