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[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №42764
 06.02.2011
xxx: Once walked around one Ukrainian city and saw a shop of stylish and fashionable clothes "Pidaryuga"
XXX: Symbolizes as... and not ashamed.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №42763
 06.02.2011
Those who joke that Russian tourists can settle the situation in Egypt: these brainless beer barrels (yes, this is 90% of the resting Russians in Egypt) can only, scratching a hairy belly, hammer on the reception.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №42762
 06.02.2011
Haunted: Who to Fuck?
Godron: Toke wanted to come to you, now something is not sure

[ + 68 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №42761
 06.02.2011
Who is?Who are all these people who answer the questions of the sociologists?Who are these 52% of the population?

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №42760
 06.02.2011
I'm going to fuck all that moves soon.
Do not move the cactus home!! to

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №42759
 06.02.2011
Requirements for vacancies:
An employee aged 23-28 years is required to conduct the testing of scientific equipment.
* An employee aged 23-28 years is required to conduct the testing of scientific equipment.

Compulsory completion of state higher education. Good sports form. The ability to control your emotions. Restrain your curiosity.

Does this seem suspicious to me? OOO

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №42758
 06.02.2011
HHHHHH :
The law on the prohibition of light bulbs with a power of 100 watts is due to the fact that they are difficult to pull out of the mouth

YYYYYY:
Oh, the bear did not pull out, psychhanoul and prohibited

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №42757
 06.02.2011
XXX: On the street -40... I’ll go for a bite of beer.

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №42756
 05.02.2011
You feel a loser only when you get up from bed at night, think that you are a cat, you cross a cat, you stumble on another cat, you fall and at the same time you realize that the first cat was a tap.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №42755
 05.02.2011
xxx (19:16:00 3/02/2011)
fucking

yyy(19:16:10 3/02/2011)
? to

xxx (19:16:34 3/02/2011)
Yesterday before sleep chewed the chewing gum.... put on a sleeve... while sleeping the fucks this chewing gum somehow found the meey in his asses on his ass.... the stitch went to the push.. removed the cowards and fucking!!! The ass almost broke off.

xxx (19:16:37 3/02/2011)
Hair is broken

xxx (19:16:41 3/02/2011)
This fucking pain.

yyy(19:16:51 3/02/2011)
blue *ROFL* *ROFL* *ROFL*

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №42754
 05.02.2011
I don’t have an IBD anymore.
Has the pipe broken?
XHHH: No one has left my squats yet.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №42753
 05.02.2011
I work in a battery factory. I charge cargo ACBs at 180 per approach.
And they are charged on German equipment, which is less familiar with a person 2 from the whole factory, it has the particularity that it cannot interrupt the charging cycle, or all the ACBs.
And that’s how I was prompted to charge it all at night.
And in the factory only I give guards, help wait from nowhere, responsibility captain. Well, I shortened the composts and joined everything together, checked every little thing 10 times. Started the cycle - 6 hours passed, everything is OK. And here I am in a half-dream I notice that on one of the comps the mouse cursor went to the upper left corner of the screen (the mouse glimpsed), and just stretches to the button "STOP PROCESS" - not freely caught myself on the thought - "Just try the SUKA!" Rjal then alone on the whole workshop

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №42752
 05.02.2011
XXX: What is it?
This is a porn site.
This black screen scares me. I have no antivirus.
Well soon the blue screen will scare you)))
HH: So what then? Is it clean there?
This is a porn site! There is only clean in the rolls with the maids ?

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №42751
 05.02.2011
I understand why skins are not very good guys.
WOW :?
Because of them, the Nigerians win the race.

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №42750
 05.02.2011
The Russian Folk Tale:

The official decided to do a good thing for the people, took the money from the budget for 200 bags of cement for construction and went to buy... he goes and thinks: and what if the price rose while I went, I will buy 180, and I will tell everyone that 200! He comes to the director (designated by the owner) at the factory and says: I buy 180 from you, but put the price as 200! Fucking question, but I would have something too! As a result, 160 was bought at the price of 200 and sent to construction... the head of the site decided to build the landscape: the result is 150! I tried to find out that the starting part of the sperm 10 bags decided that I am not red too: the result is 140! At night, a friend came to the guard and drank nothing: the outcome is 138! A little Tajik scratched a tail, but still came up with how from 138 bags to make 200 and build a kindergarten! and :)

The story is a lie, and there is a hint in it.

[ + 92 - ] Comment quote №42749
 05.02.2011
I am standing in the morning in a terrible traffic jams on the Kashirka-Warszawa. Again I did not sleep, dirt on the road and traffic jams tired, work tortured, shorter everything was bad. I take the phone, and there "Connect to the wi-fi network "Putin-mudak"" And my mood has improved)))

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №42748
 05.02.2011
Beginning of semester.
The teacher, having made the introductory word, said:
"Well, this was a small prelude".

The Single Group:
"Yes, and now our brains will be fucking full"

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №42747
 05.02.2011
What quality of products can be said if the head of OTC has the name Halturin?

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №42746
 05.02.2011
XXX is gifted. How are you after yesterday?
YYYYYYYYYYYYY Remember we went to the shore tonight? It immediately seemed suspicious.
XXX: I remember, and what about her?
I didn’t get it. xD
XXX in the meaning?
YYY: Well how can you explain... Have you ever swept your ass?


[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №42745
 05.02.2011
Photo from the New Year's ball-masquerade, which depicts two girls in oriental costumes. Signature: "Nefertiti and Shakerezada"
First comment: "There are, rather, four nephertiti and two shakerezads!"

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