by arlan999 (22:54) :
I said you’re in a psychic :)

2man (22:57) :
What a crazy psychic!! Ordinary hospital, here I sit with Napoleon and drunken Kenobi teas.

The Decanate in my universe is the most decanatic decanate!
He managed to withdraw me from the Faculty of Physical Education because of the credit for physical education, and a couple of days after I abandoned all attempts to recover and set up a full-time job, I managed to recover, and even set the credit, and of course nothing to tell me.
I found out that it was not counted, 3 days ago xD
And don’t say you’re going to the exam and you don’t know anything! I'm going to take the exam and I don't know anything XD

The first rule of quantum physics: Don’t tell anyone about quantum physics.

The second rule of quantum physics: never tell anyone about quantum physics.

The third rule of quantum physics: the cat is sitting in the box as long as it takes.

The fourth rule of quantum physics: Don’t show a cat box to anyone. Even to myself.

The fifth rule of quantum physics: never open a box with a cat, for nothing, in any case.

The sixth rule of quantum physics is to look at Einstein as a shit.

The Seventh Rule of Quantum Physics: When you are in line for a shed beer, and it is here to end - use it.
Principle of superposition: stand in two rows at the same time or in three.

The eighth rule of quantum physics is that you can stay at home and go to work at the same time. See also p.7

The ninth rule of quantum physics: Time is not linear, but discreet. There are many worlds, our world is always divided.
Creating other worlds.

The tenth rule of quantum physics: Never tell anyone you smoked.

From Wikipedia:

The middle of the 18th century was marked by an unprecedented spread of taphophobia - the pathological fear of burial alive, - accompanied by fierce medical polemics about the "reliability" of certain signs of death. Various methods were offered to identify cases of imaginary death immediately before the burial: from pouring vinegar with pepper into the mouth of the deceased to applying a boiled roast to the feet (and even introducing it into the rectum) of the deceased.

XJIOP
And if I really survived, could I bring them to court?

Feynman
It was the 18th century when there was no democracy.

XJIOP
You wake up, and yourself in the grave, all around in black, and you have a hot pit in your ass.

Feynman
And half a liter of vinegar with pepper in the stomach

XJIOP
And so "Yes, you fuck it!" and died.

Hi, what are you doing?
I: Well, in front of Nashtya I wander, it turned out that I am a full Gandon, this is how you live, you live and you do not suspect.
Friend: How do you not suspect it, I always remind you like you

Chelyabinsky cats are so harsh that they do not give Chelyabinsky cats.
The year with horror awaits the spring.

My neighborhood is populated by crazy people. I go home in the evening, I cross the road, meet my grandmother goes with the dog. Small as such. The dog stopped and looked at me. Grandma, like all the grandmothers:
Do not be afraid. You are brave!!! to
The dog immediately changed in the face of O. Confidently walked past me. And then I turned around with such a look, like: Well, hide?

XXX: Are you standing on the tracks?
NN: I am standing! I stand very well! I do not drive...

I realized that I was working in a friendship team when the employee at the office shouted to me, “Don’t go here, I just broke up!”! to

Tfk Stjeoggye (15:13:07 15/01/2011)

Oh, how good in nature... fire, tent, air, bear... A bear?! to

MD: What do you want from him, even his child under the bed at night is not Babayka hiding, but Demon Maxwell

I eat cooked eggs and eggs all day.
A caring mom that it was probably because I lack eggs in my body.
Yyy: She seems to begin to suspect she has no daughter.

1:53 SinCera: your fist is very wet???)))))))
1:53 wet pussy: very much
1:54 SinCera: straight all flow?
1:55 wet dust: the neighbors below already flooded

I’m Nikita, I’m making crazy movies, I’m fighting for copyright.

xxxxxxxxxxx:
my mom gave me yesterday. she asks so loudly, horrible: and nook breathe! I breathed, what, the biscuits got stuck again?

You are my punch.
Is it because I am fat?
XXX: Not because sweet and with a hole

The student residence. The Session. The hour of night. The woman’s cry from the neighboring community "HALLYWA LOVIS!" and then the male voice "LEARN DURAAA!"

Q: Do you have a diploma?
YU: Yes
XX: Can you give it to me? I will see how it is done at all.
Q: What do you look at her? Change your name and protect yourself. I did so.
XX: What is the topic?
UUU: Something about internal combustion engines
Q: I am studying at the Department of Philosophy.
The name will also have to be changed. The philosophy of internal combustion engines. It sounds pesto! Immediately it is clear that there is no hunting!

A girlfriend fought with her father and decided to commit suicide. I took a pill and then changed my mind to die. called an emergency.
They brought her to the hospital, gave her a bottle of water, told her to drink. She drank a couple of glasses and feels like she can’t do more. He gives them back a bottle with the words: “I have changed my mind, I will die.”
The doctor shrugged his shoulders and said, "Will you go home then, there you will die." The car, of course, did not give her, offered to go on foot. to go far away.
She shrugged her head and said she had changed her mind again. I took a bottle and started drinking.

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snorlax: I am a dude, but not ordinary, but fairy and fairy.