Any Soviet man will not find it difficult to screw / screw with a false object (burner, coin, foam scissor, etc.) He doesn’t need a knot, but such a liked buzz, which comes from somewhere.

This is very Russian: our biathlonist at the Universiade-2011 forgot the ski sticks in the bus, went to the start with someone else’s weapons and came first.

The girlfriend (P) is lying in the nursery, soon to give birth. Calling my husband (M)

(P): Buy in advance, as long as there is time, a couple of packages of diapers. 3 to 6 kilograms.
So they are fucking fucking!! to
This is the weight of a child, idiot!! to

This is a very short button "fuck".

I’ve been looking for an answer for a long time.
MixERR: and as a result of long mental torments
MixERR: I came to the conclusion
MixERR: that Rosomaha when the nails are hidden NO can not move the brush of his hand.

Megadrot: If you like to think about logic, then think of where the spider man should actually let the web.

The Bluesman:
Then Neznajka brings to the sunny city all the joys of democracy - restructuring, publicity, freedom of speech, privatization, elections of two or more candidates, keeping a confident course of desnajkovization of the city. Fat Ponchik advertises on the moon pizzerias and local McDonald's and turns into an unbearable bear, Fuchsia and Seledochka become proud confusion, Tubik sits on a cloudy and creates in the style of "avangardism", Flower becomes a fashionable homosexual, Vintik and Spuntik sleep naked, and Piliulkin grows a shirt and claims that everything is false.

FixiFoxi: I saw a cool ad in one of the courts – “You’re a cultural man, but if you’re throwing rubbish past the urn, you’re a little Elton John.”
fixiFoxi: N-дааа...Peter is the capital of the world :)))

I study at the Faculty of Correctional Pedagogy (blind, deaf, dumb. Lectures in Pairs:
As long as he is not in the ZAGS that he has not said "yes" and until he has not scheduled, do not know which faculty you are studying at!and "

"He has been working on one conscript for 20 years, which he has made at the third course in practice";

"Classification of People - Men and Blondes"

The further I will explain this to you, the less adequate I will seem to you".

"The device eaten to the sickness"

"I spent five hours with a throwback"

"Do you hear the cracks of my story?"

What is the difference between a pedagogue and a pedophile?
I love the kids"

" androgynia and androgynia When you use this term in conversation, apologize in advance..."

"Philosophy...I’m itching from it"

In the first year of life, a man is made out of a plummeted barrel. And then we only degrade"

You have at the end of our communication count...a shock of average gravity. I’ll put it to you... (silence) I didn’t understand – where was the reaction?and "

The fool who is sitting there (the prepot) sincerely thinks that he helps with his questions..."

He’s also my dean 😉
The game
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The Medical Forum

Alex89 is urgent. Find the best remedy for mushrooms.
antiangel: grandmother

Yesterday I went to the TO, I understood that every word of eb..., spoken by the master, increases the cost of repairs by 500 rubles.

In short, I understood, once Ukraine does not give Crimea, will we take Egypt?

Xxx guys! Save the reputation! The son asked, what is the name of the rider on the camels?! to

The smsca now came with the following content: "Well, let the black guy, dance while young, fly, Argentina Jamaica and I think it will be enough." Of course, I broke up first, but then I remembered that a friend asked me to send a list of songs. Someone let go. Must be so...

The best burial of love is the ordinary little lie.

and politeness. In 2002, my friend went to Scandinavia with his friends to rest. Arrived there in the car of their friends, Land
The Rover. Because they went to rest in the winter, the tyre on the car was special-shaped. I am not going to go on vacation in Finland.
Further, their journey was across the ocean on a passenger ship to Florida, USA.
The first police officer on American soil stopped them and warned about the mandatory replacement of the rubber. His warning was forgotten before he left. The next officer was an African American. He stopped them and urged them to change the tire at the nearest station. The conversation was in possible English from our side. The car owner’s wife during the conversation was sitting next to the passenger seat and carelessly dropped her husband: “Let you put this Negro in the ass.” Suddenly, the policeman changes his face, gets the forms for fines and writes out the boys a fine of $2,500. For insulting a police officer during execution. There is a microphone and a camera hanging on his uniform. When he was talking to foreigners, his conversation was retransmitted to the area where people who knew languages were sitting. They had to tell him about negotiations between foreigners. It happened this time too. Hearing the translation from the site, where he was sent and with what complaint, the policeman did not restrain himself. The trip to the United States was reduced in degrees and much. The guilty woman no longer wanted anything and did not ask for herself. I don’t know how you, but I have one conclusion from this story – politeness should not be forgotten, dear comrades.

In Egypt, the party "United Egypt" proposed to bury the mummies of the pharaohs.

Sometimes women during an attack of appendicitis confuse pain with menstruation, so they do not consult a doctor.
Guys who had attacks of appendicitis,appreciate.And then know that she has PMS there, figured.

D (20:16:36 4/02/2011)
In your view, what should a woman do? In the shirts or in the pants? What do you like more?
M (20:17:02 4/02/2011)
A woman has to walk.
I like it.

I am only angry, sitting in the toilet, in the guests, reading newspaper anecdotes - to see the bearded from the beard?

Fox_Vodniki

If you think so, it doesn’t mean I said so.