she (17:53:27 9/02/2011)
My religion prohibits me from wearing clothes.

he (17:53:43 9/02/2011)
Go to Walk?? to

The morning. I gather in the kindergarten and in parallel I gather myself. The daughter closely monitors the process of changing clothes and asks:
“Mommy, why do you have hair?
I answer as easily as possible, I promise that she will soon grow the same.
Can I touch?
Of course not. They are not like you on your head, but tough and cluttered. You will be uncomfortable, you can shake your fingers.
Episode is finished. We have breakfast and go to the entrance. The elevator with us awaits a very nice and far from an old neighbor. The child looks at him and reflects:
You know how unlucky my mom was. Her hair is scratched. You can’t even chew... Poor, right?
Poor Mom is filled with thick paint, the neighbor slips on the wall.
R. S. And I and my neighbor became friends. and then. Her husband helped her repair the cranes. True, my husband then asked me for a long time with suspicion why the neighbor smiles so cleverly to me.

The case was probably so.
Meeting of the Medvedev Government:
Does anyone know how to switch time to summer on the iPhone 4?
and............
I decide myself...

Tag: strange things
You begin to believe in outward forces when you ride a trolleybus and see that you are being overtaken by another trolleybus.

I accidentally visited a site of a Jewish community.
and and?
The text is not copied from there!!! to

He – How are you?
She - yes, the tooth hurts, it is impossible to live! - he knows how to suck the pain, and to the doctor only tomorrow.
A tooth ass.
I don’t want to decide your rebuffs!!and ( )

wer: fucking, we have a guy running through the office, well, 12 years old, I thought whose son was an employee. It was Irina, in 20 years, a courier.

In a country with an uncertain future, they live today.

Only in Odessa.
Residents of Odessa poured concrete into the nightclub.
Dissatisfied with the constant noise, the residents embroiled the entrance to the entertainment facility.
According to eyewitnesses, a concrete mixer arrived at the building at four o’clock in the morning. About 15 cubic meters of concrete were poured under the door.

- And remember, Lieutenant of the Cinderella Police, at midnight, you will be transformed into a
Lieutenant of Police.
And the head?
Here I am, unfortunately, powerless, the head will still be turquoise.

Please publish this option.

"Our commercial agency offers to steal the bride! in the tube
You say, tell us the dimensions... We will steal any badge, only with a finger.
Show me!

Our conditions - premature, we will make a discount (for brother)

Plus one year insurance for divorce and blood vengeance!

But the more the weight of the tiny, the more expensive the disassembly...

Delivered in baggage, can be delivered from baggage to baggage...

We steal the bridegroom too, he is a little more expensive, because he beats the rose.

Bravo to the members of the Board of Directors "Sevmaš"! Only they can do so that after the increase of the p. by 9%, on the hands is 100 p. less than before the increase!! to

Childhood is when you have a thousand toys at home, but your favorite activity is still to spin the meat-cutting machine. (C is the primary)

DI HALT: Dmitry Medvedev got fucked up with the glugs of switching time from winter to summer in Apple iOS and solved the problem radically.

Katerina: I think the employer should be drawn again about the payment?
Kirill: I have to.
KIRIL: Or they finally swallowed.
Kirill: Tell them so.
Kirill is polite.
KIRIL: Well, you’re totally out there. thank you.
Katerina: Yes to you
Kirill: What is it? Thanks, a polite word 😉
Katerina Volobuyeva: No, seriously, what would he write like that?
Kirill: Well, say, I like our fruitful collaboration...Bla-Bla. You have shown yourself as a good and responsible employer. and bla bla bla. But lately there is a strange situation with payment...Bla-Bla-Bla. Is there any mistake? and bla bla bla. Focus me on payment terms. and bla bla bla. You are finally swallowed. thank you.
Katerina: well you :)
I’m not used to writing such long letters.
Kirill: I can reduce it.
I like responsible but. Time is strange, focus on it. and Ohueli. thank you.
Thank you – add it. We are polite people 😉

It’s like knowing how to cook soup.
She: this is not in the sense of comparison, but the same duty of a woman)))
I know how to cook soup.
He: Oh, if I were a woman, I would be perfect.
I'm afraid to ask O_O

XXX is
How did you give blood?
YYYY
No, it has collapsed

The Japanese are funny! We lost the bridge with our flag. Let's roll on the rolls of clothes, with which our technicians wash absolutely everything, print the Japanese flag. A Japanese is prepared to go to some office in our rache, and there he is given a godfather with a shirt-Japanese flag and whispers:
Here is the man! Take your feet!
Wipe the dirt around him with this cloth and still make the Japanese flag feet wipe out. They are samurai and so on. I think everyone will have eczema.

Q: Did you tell me that I’m going to learn English in the United States?
YYY: Yes, what is wrong?
xxh: I went) with English so-so, but I developed the art of pantomime to cloudy heights)))

I am self-suicided, I am guilty, I am killing myself, fucking, what kind of self-suicide I am.