I cut it up, it’s like a ROFL poni.
Liberty: O_O
Fuck me :D Fuck me :D

I make the cake.
WOW: It is great. It is repair.
The ceiling is already painted.
And we are afraid of it.

The question:

My girlfriend is smart, educated, beautiful, using ubuntu, the brain does not endure at all.
I am silently right to her. She also believes that sex is the best remedy for headaches.
So let me know where the hole can hide?? to

The answer:

The point is that you are bored...

You will suddenly find out: Wedding, child, love, wealth, luck, success! Choose a word and come to me. Send it to everyone. If three identical words come back, it will happen this year. Do not interrupt the game
YYY: The Child
ZZZ: The Child
Tagged: rebenok
and the child))
XXX: The Fuck

In the morning, the 2nd number, the congress with enthusiasts on the TTC, stops the gauges.
Did you drink?
– No
Take a breath, don’t lie.
And so upset, almost offended:
Why not drink? The celebrations...
O_O

The daughter! Buy bread on the way home. Come back soon and wear a hat. I know you will read it here. your mother

Ohhhhhh Go to the club 😉
Oh well. Is this a drunk marriage market?

Eulka: It’s not a hernia... it’s now in fashion – bleaching the anus. Someone is upset that the skin on the anus is darker than on the face.
HardwareMan: The Detective Box.

and ZZZ:
Well, one day, the sister came home, slept to the floor, voicing that her husband is such a fool that she, an innocent pigeon, was driven out. My father didn’t believe it and began to ask. No effect. I went to my husband. Those in rejection, say, do not discuss third parties in their absence. He tortured his sister again. It turns out that she started kneeling her husband’s machine. Not a washing machine, as you understand - for home he has bought everything for a long time. The husband says: mother, you want a car - save money! Why is it that I am the only one? My husband replied: I am walking, my car is rattling? In short, I broke the savings. What can we save in our time? Right on food. The sister suggests - let's say, mother's heart, let's move on. Not for the one that is 6 is expensive, but for the one that is 3. have passed. The husband quietly eats - in the army was, hole to do. And sister-to with claims", how is a gentle ventricle with such a sleeve? The husband brings a salary, everything, the sun said, now you can go to the car salon. It takes money to count, and there is not enough. Noah is so missing. My sister slowly took the money for food. Well, my husband exploded, he said, I save here, I eat those 9 rubles a day, I got a job, and you get rid of money, you eat for your pleasure and you don't feed me? Fuck you, not the car. He took the money and left. The sister moved on the ass, and came to her parents.

I had such a lucky day that even while playing Heroes 3, by accidentally clicking "crawl", I found the Grail...on the xl map...on the 3rd week of 1 month. Rolex

Parents are such parents.

“Mom, pour a cat water, it’s already licking the windows.
Well, maybe he just likes to lick the windows, you know, like puddles...
He is not small.

disturbed silence

“Mommy, do you still eat sausages? O_O
Well, it is interesting...

50 years of man)

*xxx gently enters the yyy
YYY will be pleasant
<MeDVeD>TRADITION!

Apartments with thin walls.
You’re sitting in the bathroom, you think.
And a voice from the back to the friend (from the neighboring apartment)
What are you looking at???and "

Zato> What are you looking at?
Pulsya> gay porn with blacks_ :)
ZatO> What about there?! to

Den: Yes, I have already come. Going to a friend
What did your girlfriend do?
Fucked her
Funny rabbit: and how?and :)
Den: very good
Funny Rabbit: You know, I thought about it.
Funny Rabbit: I will not go to the cinema with you.

It’s an entire art of getting gum out of your pocket unnoticed when you’re walking in the company!

If something doesn’t go before you, you’re either a stupid or a big boss.

A two-year-old sister is on a bus with a five-year-old son sitting in the opposite seat. He talks on the phone, at the same time digging in his bag and thinking about something completely different, like all the young cute blondes. The bus approaches the stop. The sister sees that now there will be a decent crowd of citizens who despise walking and have not saved money for personal transportation. Looking at her, she cried out to her son:
“Go sit on your arms!” the shutter is on her arms. But here the female "your-foreign" recognition sensor is turned on and she distracts herself from her "doings", turning her eyes on, as she thought, her son in her arms. There appears to be sitting a completely different boy never resembling her, but close to age. The boy smiled wide and just shone of happiness.

Boy, and who are you? A reasonable question from my sister.
I am Andrei! The young man answered, not ceasing to smile.

And next to her “in confusion” was her son, who just hadn’t yet come up with what to say. And so did not have time, because the mother, reading smart books on pedagogy, and then for a wise word in the pocket did not go, and transferring the look to the elderly son, gave: "Now you understood what is.
“Scrolling with a cloth?”

Domodedovo, the light was only given, the customs finally worked, after three days of waiting in the darkness and cold.
Do you have weapons and drugs?
I would have used it for a long time.

CHC: How is it?
Damn, he knows everything in his mind.
Q: in the meaning?
I spent that night with my ex.
HQ : How? Through the ASU?
NN: through a condom