The C Diary:

Yesterday, walking to the hospital, I passed by a number of shops.
At the threshold of one of the shops at the group of people. He fell down (how did he not break down immediately?) A bottle of beer was rolled.
She rushed to the staircase and the people didn't have time to catch her, and I was quite able to put my foot, which I did.
Listen to! Never before have I said so sincerely and with such brightness in the eyes of little-known young people "thank you" and did not wish "good morning".

Commentary on the photo of 3 sexy girls.
1 to 3 sexy girls.
2 - No shit eight, five can not be seen.

It would be best if I quit smoking.

From the Aquarian Forum:

Hi to! I had two goldfish. One died yesterday. And the second today all day sad swimming, bad eating. Tell me, does this mean that she is saddened by her companion, or does she feel that her turn will soon come?

xxx: and my neighbor turned on benny benassi - satisfaction and drills walls with a perforator :D

Once my brother asked me to bring him a needle from the syringe to fill the printer. I came to him. He had a friend sitting there. And I stand with a flashlight in my hands and say, where is the needle from the syringe?
his friend so looks at me with such O_O eyes and pronounces - better buha

<xxx> How did you get there?
< wow>: No dirt, the roads can be said no. All the cars landed and the tractor was sought.
<xxx>: Nemarych said he was flying there on the wolf.
<zzz>: Aga, about his wolga still filmed, "Black Lightning"

Strelka (11:22:05 26/01/2011)
Little 4 years watched cartoons, I watched him: look, a flying horse, and he is me-type you what, it is Pegasus!

The humorists from the gallery, in fact, are not a cinema aircraft. It all started with the Italian Opera. Expensive seats were occupied by the wealthy and foreigners, and the lodges and balconies were filled by the Italians. The best of the screams in the morning were printed in the local newspapers, and the author was read in all competitions. Here are some funny situations:

Once, during the terrible third-range performance “Othello”, when the main character spoke with a chilling voice to Desdemona: “Platte! Shirt!” – someone from the gallery cried out, not being able to withstand, “Hey, guy! Soak up your sleeves and continue the show.”

...Carmen herself in this performance sang,, and very musically – but with such a weak and quiet voice that as soon as she got to the words: “I sing for myself,” someone from the center of the hall, not able to withstand, shouted, “Maybe you sing a little for us too?”

...and no longer fit =(

Have you seen a Viking movie?
YYY: NEA
I watched a movie with the Vikings.
yyy: named Viking anal breakers
YYY: Well, it probably is not that.

News from Saratov:
15:23 The contents of the sewerage flow to the central street
15:41 The competition "King of the mountains"

Sibiande: I will eat snow

The Knight: For What?

Sibiande: Behind the house. There is cleaner.

Why is there snow? ?

Sibiande: Fuck the house!! to

Knight: Are you a fool?

Sibiande: Emm... well... you’re probably a fool) I need to give you a textbook in Russian.

Filed to:Fuck

Sibiande: "for what?" and "why?" are different questions.

I will not write to you anymore.

Sibiande: The first is a pretext and a place name, and the second is a nickname, the equivalent of "why"

I probably watched Yandex.

Sibiande: You won’t believe – he studied at school.

Go to Fuck.

LW: After watching "The Lion King" the nephew with horror in the face asked: "How is it? Simba and Nala are brothers and sisters. How did they marry?and "
You and Disney.

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WOW: What is it?
XHHH: boiled the tea cup, boiled the tea in a cup
I still thought about myself, let it cool, I don't drink hot tea.
I turned for a few seconds.
I’m turning around, oh tea! and bread (
I’ve been sitting with ice in my mouth for an hour.

There is a VIP room where the dining room is straight in the room.
I did not understand. Are you going to eat from other numbers?? to

Shrine (10:56):
Look at what the girl sent me – Hello! My name is Gulnara. Brunette with brown eyes of semi-athletic body. I have sustainable views. I can receive guests, I have a phone. There are relatives of Jews, and she is a Tatar. If you’re like me, write and call. God rewarded me with beauty, but my parents, apparently, also tried. Without bad habits and children, marriage is excluded, but possible.If you are a donjuan, an alcoholic or a drug addict, please do not write. I won’t send a photo, I’m afraid I’ll get into a suspense. I will not tolerate betrayal. In general, we will get it done! I am 24 years old, am I beautiful?

The neighbor (10:56) :
Why don’t you apologize for the shit I’m in the ass?

by Sir (10:57) :
I am lost in guessing myself) but the effect of some psychotropic drugs is clearly on the face)))

The neighbor (10:58) :
Or is. I end up writing and the doctor comes. The cell phone can be removed. Always your guild!

The terrorists planned to detonate the bomb from December 31 to January 1, but the explosive device worked earlier due to spam that came to the terrorist's phone. According to unofficial information, a congratulation from the cellular operator came to the death woman's phone. As a result of the explosion, the terrorist died.
The epic file.

Installed the girl's game Barbie, when accepting the user agreement issued the following:
I install an illegal copy, and I don’t care about any licenses there. I will buy the official money, and for now I will work with this one. I do not claim technical support and other charms of civilization.

I want to sleep until 10 o’clock. After 12 is there. The rest of the time is to die.

The money on the Internet has expired and the promised payment can no longer be taken, I write to a fellow SMS.
Our apartment has lost contact with the world, prayers do not help.
I will try to offer a sacrifice 0_o

The VKontakte page.
His name is Space Spider.
The only group is "The Society of Mad Dogs".
The only record on the wall - "Irina Nikolaevna? Is it you?"