Ksenia Sobchak is no longer waiting for the prince he jumped on another!!!!! to

Leha: I’ll plunge it up with the design. What do you think is a good design?
Dark Water: Good design is the perfect combination of functionality and aesthetic beauty, when one perfectly complements the other, and they can’t do without each other.
In our case, a good design is so that the eyes do not leak when looking at it and do not die browsers :D

Crazy people always agree.
Yes...

Sometimes a person is exposed....so you emotionally tell something.....and he in response smiles " :-)"....And here the thought: "Yes, you go to the fuck yourself"

111: Today is the night of guessing!!! ))

Chapter 22: Go on!

111: Did you figure out how you would know your fate?

222 of Ag. I ask my husband what plans are for tomorrow.

XX: Ivan is already bored.
XX: It is in Skype
XXX: It comes out
XX: It is included
XXX: It comes out
YYY: is playing
xx :D

Belgorod: I read - one calf wrote - she was friends with one healthy cat, so when they went, the people did not look at her, but looked at him - it was wildly angry :) )

Not doing anything is hard work. You never know when you will finish.

Fuck, I don’t know what happened today.
I go home, I give the driver 1000r at the exit, well, there was no smaller in my house
xhh: it comes in original x))
He exchanges a thousand for a hundred, gives all ten hundred to me, and then says, “Now give me a hundred.”
I give him a hundred. He exchanges it for dozens, gives all the 10 dozens to me, and then says, “Give me 10 p.”
Dada, exactly what you think, gives me five coins of 2 rubles and then solemnly says: "Pay the trip!"
I give him 12 rubles and he smiles to me so: "Thank you for not giving up!! and"
I was surprised x))))

In the topic of "Vaginal killer"
The description.
Condom of the Grauens (Condom des Grauens)
Produced by: Ascot Film
Genre: Horror Film
Date of release: 1996
Directed by: Martin Walz / Martin Walz
In a hotel where rooms are taken for sexual pleasures, a killer condom appears, biting off the causal place in its "users". The case is being investigated by gay police officer Luigi Maceroni. At first, no one believes him, but when a toothed monster deprives a candidate of his masculine dignity, Luigi is given a green light and he begins a ruthless, ruthless hunt. Eventually, a brave police officer catches the ancestor – a giant killer condom on his enormous animal.

Not a fucking shit?

I drank for your health. I drank so that some of you are immortal.

In America, gifts are put into socks, and we already have a gift for some socks!

In Domodedovo saw several passengers beating an aeroflot employee for a two-day flight delay.
Happy holidays, dear employees of the aircraft fleet, good luck to you and good health in the New Year!
I would like to congratulate the following staff members...

Gennady Onishchenko proposed to vaccinate children without the consent of parents

Parents offered to vaccinate Onishchenko without his consent

I love women's magazines)))) I went to the barber, to fix my hair for Christmas. While waiting for her turn, she read a magazine, a section to which readers send their letters with problems, and in the next issue they will blink advice from other readers. Letter: "Of course, my husband and I have had trouble lately. We have a one-year-old child, so I don't work, I sit with him, my mother helps me understand. My husband doesn’t like that she lives with us. He comes home at 7 o’clock, he is cooking (I honestly admit, I can’t cook, so he is always cooking), we are eating and at 9 o’clock he is already sleeping that he’s tired and wants to sleep! Very rarely I manage to persuade him to clean up - to wash the floor or the bathroom, to clean the dust. I’m looking at the child, it’s hard work too! How can I convince him to be careful with me? He works as the head of the IT department, I don’t think he’s so tired!

Calling the boss on the mobile
Why did you leave work so early? (from 17,50)
I’m on vacation because you fired me.
- And rightly dismissed, why do we need you like that, but I would like a consultant...
The curtain.

Do you know what day of the week is today?! to

c) The conscience

The medication says: do not use after successful treatment for alcohol dependence.

And what will you hear from your beloved girlfriend, taking away a cowardly cry from you: "What kind of shadows!""?? to
And this she turns out to be on TV cartoon Despero saw!

I walk down the street with a girl and tell her a story. was intrigued. I stop the story in the most interesting place.
She says: Tell me!
I : No.
She: Well tell me!
I: No, it is a secret.
She: Well tell me, please!
I: Well, you have a weak spot.
Is it the brain?