Usually people in the morning after drinking find new numbers in the notebook. Why did I, as always, stand out and find a new phone in my pocket?and :(

Colleen: Colleen came out for the juice, in what was (shorts, t-shirts, t-shirts), the good shop nearby, nearby. He went in, bought, two men, seeing it, cried out: “The usual phenomenon in the NH.” But the point is not that I went back. Chu, crying out: "The young man!" I turn, two menta, swinging, approaching. A whispering drunk voice asks:"Why is she dressed? Documents!"-There are not them with me, I have to wear them in shorts?"Looked around, scattered in the pockets, get:"And here is our... All okay, we will go?"Ele-Ele convinced to take back. Our service is dangerous and difficult.

Q. Who is the best?
P – I don’t know
Think of it: *
P – I probably
D is right :)
P – What will it be for me?
D – What do you want?
I’t give up...
Give it to shit?
P – not
D is mine?
P – No...
D – What then?! to
I would not refuse to feed you!
D-O O

After the New Year quest: find in the sale of fresh bread.

What to fucking? I did not drink at the NH, so in the morning I was all jealous.

“It is not as terrible a bastard playing on New Year’s Eve as a bastard not playing on New Year’s Eve just to avoid becoming a bastard playing on New Year’s Eve.”
Be yourself, no matter what.

What I haven’t seen in the New Year. But four bearded bearded men in rabbit costumes jumping zigzags at 3 p.m.

Read in an MMORPG:

Choosing gender and bodybuilding, you, strangely enough, determine the gender and bodybuilding of the character.

The captain you?

Only the New Year gives us unforgettable impressions that are impossible to remember later.

Son from a walk came and immediately to the TV - cartoons for children this
All of it! I go into his room, and he stands with his hands up at the TV. Our Dialogue :
What about the hands?
– and? (Without leaving the TV)
Why did you raise your hands?
It is Mom.
Mom about it?
She took off my sweater!

The wife, at the dinner table, is very upset:
I didn’t want a rabbit but a shirt.
The husband:
It will be the year of the Norma, a Norma gift!

On television showed how Putin presented the Russian analogue of the iPhone 4G with a glonass.

The first thought: you didn’t give it to Tom!
The second thought: it's all right, Volodya still won't figure out, and Medvedev already has a real...

Today I saw a man under the closet, so on his hand is written (with a hand, big letters): "On the work of the 10th"

Half a day.

January 2, morning.All is already at zero... Friend (eating the remnants of the cold): It seems I bite the pepper. I: And what did he think of?

AAAAA as a bomb to deminate!
YYY: in the sense?
xxx: I need to pull out the monic, and the power wires from the monic and compact look the same
XXX is out.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Yesterday, we heard an anecdote about a calf, how a man with one eye, one tooth and a house instead of a hat was brought to the trauma point - he tried to catch the clock with his teeth.
I bet that at least a couple of dozen idiots in the country have rushed to their clock.

Do you understand the phones?
YYYY: Yes
YYY: the screw

Rehearsals at school for the new year. The teacher explains: Boys sit on their knees, girls walk around them twice! We are doing."
M: "You have already gone to the third round!"
A scream from the room: "...You lead...:)"

What time are you gathering tomorrow and at what time?
Mashmash: We don't know yet
Mashmash: You have a chance to change our destiny

I love money so much that I am jealous of them all.