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[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №41044
 02.01.2011
Be a realist!
Even the most beautiful girl, running on a light walk and barefoot on the street - on any black, dirty heels!! to

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №41043
 02.01.2011
For understandable reasons, the New Year's address of President of America Barack Obama will be filmed during the day

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №41042
 02.01.2011
and Sasha:
I gave him a shorter ixbox suddenly, and two discs to him.
and Sasha:
Well, I was choked, but the torrent rubbed, the toys pumped.
and Sasha:
Then somehow it turned out that in the middle of the night the bilateral DVD-Bolvanki get nowhere to write these toys.
and Sasha:
I found a street fifa deck installed on the box, a couple of times the Brazilians won everybody, what else to do? Sitting shorter all such clarified and elevated, in a shell dress and crushed into a foil))))
by Alexander:
Go out for me?

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №41041
 02.01.2011
News: Presented Ubuntu Linux-based robot that can move at speeds of 24 cm/c

At full charge, the beast walks 432 meters. If a barrel of beer in the courtyard - generally goes by
yyy: Run, buy, drink and go to kernel panic.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №41040
 02.01.2011
I hear a song on a television channel:
Solitude is boolean
I don't feel a whale.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №41039
 02.01.2011
This is cape. I sit and don’t touch anyone. The cat suits. It meets. Choe is incomprehensible. I ask :
What do you need, red beetle?
He looks at him, and he reads clearly:
This is you, lady, the red cattle. And I am Anastasia!"
He raises his tail and leaves.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №41038
 02.01.2011
In the New Year, spammers are awakening in people.

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №41037
 02.01.2011
I woke up and approached the compass that didn’t turn off. The assault, and there:

xxx (00:02:44 01/01/2011)
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah! to

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №41036
 02.01.2011
Suicide group in contact:
I don’t want to live anymore (I’ll go under the train)
2: under the train is bad and not beautiful, people will kill all this stuff, and by the way, what do you think will be a mechanic? He will remember it all his life.
3: badly ugly, and most importantly, it hurts (the head lives another eight seconds, approximately)
4 is fun. You can send the president. :D

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №41035
 02.01.2011
-Dear man, who lost the 1 January phone model xxx, please sell me the charging...

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №41034
 02.01.2011
xxx: Mom has gone, grit "Distract yourself from your computer! Go and see what’s going on in the world!"
xxx: as if I'd be changing my wonderful heroin for her false grass.

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №41033
 02.01.2011
Grandpa in the new year at the table issued an offer to play cards: "You, and let's get a point at night?"

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №41032
 02.01.2011
She: By the way, the year of the rabbit is a good year for marriage.
To marry, not to marry.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №41031
 02.01.2011
<demka> 23:40:09 31/12/2010 Neither fig nor fig, I am obliged)))
<serj> 23:59:55 31/12/2010 Do you even ask something, the answer only next year you will wait! Tell me, for example, what are you doing now?
<demka> 00:02:11 01/01/2011 Ssssssukaa!...

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №41030
 02.01.2011
mk_43 (21:12:48 31/12/2010)
Today, in the store, a painting brought me into a stupor.

mk_43 (21:13:08 31/12/2010)
I laughed through tears, even photographed.

mk_43 (21:13:09 31/12/2010)
shorterly

mk_43 (21:13:13 31/12/2010)
Hanging list

mk_43 (21:13:17 31/12/2010)
Citated

mk_43 (21:13:36 31/12/2010)
"Fresh pork
Pellets of beef
President of the Republic of Kazakhstan...."

[ + 52 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №41029
 02.01.2011
If there were no calls in the cities and villages,
I would never know these fun days.
No sergeant would stumble upon us and no grandmother dreamed.
I would go on a walk in the cabaret, the cabaret, the cabaret... :(

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №41028
 02.01.2011
Here, a guy from the flight runs out with the scream of Allah Akbar and launches a fireworks O_o

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №41027
 02.01.2011
I am the most sober in the family.
xxx: the one who can pronounce the fuck about the lauriewskian ships
XXX: but unfortunately not to write.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №41026
 02.01.2011
XXX: Wear the clothes?
WOW to dress.
Better you hear the word "chocolate".

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №41025
 02.01.2011
Kraków sausage is harmful to health
It depends on how to steal it.


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