She: You are offending me =(

She says: I will pay!

He is: How much?

Zombiracer: We have a tradition
Zombiracer: 31 December each year
Zombiracer: Non-Drinkers Watch the Same Movies

AspidPoint: With the past you!)) Health, happiness, money and that the fuck until the 80s stood))
Slacker: Shake it terribly.... I will die at 60.... and the Hui will stand until 80.... the funeral will be rusty)))))))
AspidPoint: xDD you enter the anal history as the most concerned dead
where is the history of anal?
AspidPoint if I knew, I would have come in a long time ago.

I write to a friend's Skype, who in all ways privatized his Mom, because I don't know her especially and wrote decently.

I: Good morning! With you coming! The battle at home?
No, that shit has gone somewhere.

For C, for Perl, for Unix-shell, for Windows, for Gates, for Intel, for script, for byte, for Unicode, for Linux, for "Hello, World!"
Happy New Year, programmers!! to

Fuck, well, a joke - my husband got a tree at work on the hole, he pulled it home, put it in the corridor, and it is packed all and you can't see anything, I decided to get it and put it, so that the branches are broken, but here, she is some 2 color - green and dried-yellow, I said that this body I will not put and tomorrow he will go for a normal green tree, well, and this same one must be thrown out.

I went yesterday to write "Lena, I love you" under the windows of my girlfriend, came
I realized that someone had already written it. Comfortable, I just had to
Follow the old contour. and :-)
......

Oh wait...

The boss is hysterical. He received 20255 sheets of acts for signature. He must sign them to the NH. He wrestled Friday - I am a soldier for all the loudness. He sits and signs all who approach him. I am in shock. I didn’t know him like that...

If you consider yourself the smartest, why does your surname sound different than Putin?
c) the seed

A call from a distant Siberian city

In those years there were still no mobile phones, but they already began to delay wages and steal the cable to the flower store. There were a few days and hours left for the NHS. Early in the evening the phone is ringing at our house - the male voice is very sorry and asks only to tell him - has he called our city?
In front of us, we are all happy! What is the problem? Yes, my wife has something with the phone... It happens... With an attacking one! And you too! Let’s break down, in short.
Even after an hour the call is the same voice, but already some disappeared and almost crying: he is calling from a distant Siberian city, and in our city he has only a student wife from his acquaintances, removes the room, and we, he met us an hour ago (!) is
He called his wife all night, but there was something with the phone, he tried to change the last numbers in the room (such as calling neighbors) - useless! Then he changed the first number and came to us. He asks only to call and tell him that he has a ticket for tomorrow. Let us call! There is no problem! They themselves were in such a situation - stuck with a child in the village, the only telephone at the mail does not work. My grandmother is worried.
(Maybe not to survive) They scratched the number with a nail and handed it to the passing driver.
We try to call our student: no replies at all.
- hardly heard noise and voices, and even music is heard (telephone specialists will clarify the situation). Everything is clear: at the end of the year-quarter-month-decade, the plan at any cost, is "further improvement of the telephonization of the population". Or, on the contrary, the bombs of the cable cut off on the mole. We will find out the address.
We have friends living nearby! But even their TLF is silent like a partisan in the interrogation. The car is under the windows – we gave the word to call!
We will knock at the door! Here is the address, here is the apartment. There is no one’s apartment. We call the neighbors – yes, the owners of the apartment of grandchildren are nursing somewhere. In the neighborhood there is a girlfriend.
Instruct the neighbors, leave a note at the door.
The neighboring house is less than a hundred apartments. My wife and I put each other on a “weak?” Find a girlfriend.
We entered the house from two sides. I already encountered the grandmother-s-lavochki on the second floor (there are benefits from them!) She, moving away the neighbors, directed me to the right apartment in the neighboring entrance. The woman is already knocking at the door. No one calls the neighbors again. Yes, we were, Our girlfriend came in, wanted to call the Aeroflot reference. Have you understood the TLF? Aeroflot is serious. It is no time for us to visit friends and with a pleasant neighbor never to go for tea. We try to find out what our girlfriend is dressed in - the answer: sweaters-shorts-tops; special signs - Our girlfriend is very upset about this.
Instruct the neighbors, leave a note at the door.
Go to the nearest airport. There is no one like my girlfriend.
There was another indifferent soul in the reference. Popularly explains to us: in front of the NG all tickets are purchased in advance, there is a “book” (for the Ministry of Internal Affairs,
KGB), at the airport before the very departure you can try to buy a ticket from this armor. The indifferent soul calls somewhere else and adds:
“Far Northern Cities” trains have already gone, the next, suitable for
Ours in an hour and a half. We go to the airport (we gave the word), but on the way we decide to jump to the railway station. Our one there we found – identified by special signs – weeping eyes, a dirty cloth in one hand and a simple suitcase in the other. We approach: what would you say to a man without knowing neither the name nor... nothing at all! Are you going to a far northern town? The husband had to call a TLF... Here is the TLF number we said at the same time! In response - a kiosk and a slightly blurry receipt is extracted from the pocket, and on it - our number, only the first digit is another. She only sneered at all our questions - tears prevented her from speaking. But these were other tears, tears of joy.

If the wife is a shopaholic, then the husband, as a rule, is a shopaholic.

and Rostix. Well, they have names XD The girl behind the shelf screams somewhere - "Two meat combo!" So it is seen - Cabal comes out of Mortal Combat and - two meat combo ^^

From LA2:
Hi, let’s get to know you?
Let’s start with 100k :)
...
My name is Tom :)
Tagged: me too
See also: Oh

XXX I love you!
I am you too, elephant.
xxx: you are in the word "Ocen" signed up ;)
YYYYYYYYYYYY

He: but most of all I like your face, not your mind.
She: Oh thank you! She is her))
He: And you too are a puppy.

The xxx:
Why did you drive out your Annika?
WOW :
and ah. Why is she going to the left?
xxxxxxxxxxx:
Hm Does the lover have a mouth?
WOW :
Why Why? We are going to celebrate the new year with him.
xxxxxxxxxxx:
That is how? He fucked your wife.
WOW :
I fucked her too.
xxxxxxxxxxx:
Sorry, but I don’t have that in my head.
WOW :
In men, common interests lead to friendship, not enmity. Remember how we made friends by choosing the same pair of shoes.
xxxxxxxxxxx:
But this is a woman, not shoes! Even good shoes.
WOW :
I’m not to blame for the times when it’s harder to find good shoes than a good wife.

A boy, a girl.
D : Yes! I gave up! She prepared and gave up.
Glory to the eggs.
Farewell to the breasts!

I watch a video with ten of the most effective calorie-burning exercises in the first place-run up the stairs. When running up the stairs, you burn 1,400 calories per hour and release a record amount of endorphins-hormones of happiness.
Q: Is it on the order of the elevator?

The bus. In front of me sits a girl with a deep decalt...I love Russian roads...

Every morning, my neighbor strikes the wall with a perforator, and in the evening, he now plays the drums. seriously. I live next to a superman.