The conversation between two girls on the train:
XXX: Serezha came, looking for uggy.
YYY: What are the men?
XXX in the meaning?
Why did he look for UGG? What is he looking for himself?? to
XXX: I said he came from the cage!! to
Looking at the website on consumer rights issues, found a brilliant question to the lawyer:
Please help plz.
I bought a phallus. I couldn’t find a sample in the store.
At home, I found out that he wasn’t a little big for me, and he had a crack.
Can I exchange or hand it over? I washed it.
Laughing to Tears
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Why do girls and I break up only after I buy a large box of condoms?
Danny is El. I turned on the telephone and hadn’t watched it for a long time. I saw Google ads. Shut off the telephone.
Okay, I can still understand that at half three in the night I went into the kitchen, and there the buoy is standing and dancing alone. But what if in 40 minutes to call me from the kitchen on the cell phone and say "You’re offended?" Well, it’s not in what...
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Melting to. Here you sit almost a day, thinking about the design of the site for a large (truly large, serious and demanding) customer. You can see that it goes great. You work out every detail, everything proportionately, in the ideal places, mega-chic business style. And when it’s ready, this creature comes and says, “You can add red flowers here.”
The underwear is not part of bed linen, no-no. Surrender is a way of life. My current one =)
Speakerrr (20:14:22 4/01/2011)
They don’t look at ping.
xxx: video on youtube watched - apartments
xxx: ruin, furniture everywhere, gas plate rolling
xxx: and comment: "I have 2nd January and it was crazy"
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Don’t crush the entire police together. Literally 2 hours ago, representatives of our militia picked up a drunk man on the street, looked through their pockets, found a passport and brought it on a checklist. They handed away the phone, the documents, and everything that fell out of their pockets. They helped bring into the house, and they did not say a rude word, and they did not ask for money.
In about 20 minutes, an ambulance arrived (which was recommended to call the police immediately), worked very quickly, helped to pump from burns and alcohol poisoning.
Thank you for working so well with us! (John of Tyumen)
I’m sorry I didn’t offer you tea and money, sorry, I was shocked that a loved one was in such a situation! Thanks to you. The most human thanks.
Q: Do you know what he said to me? "Ekaterina, come in tomorrow after the 101st group, let’s talk."
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
The fuck. Go to Nashville))
He ran home from the parking lot. The man asked the car to push. I didn’t refuse, but because of my health I’d better not do it, so pressing on the hood, I joke: “You didn’t choose it. There would be a piano here, I would play you a mouthpiece, and pushing the machines is not for me. The man somehow coughed and turned away. Thirty seconds later, a wazik enters the yard, as I understood, with the comrades of this man, one takes the car, two start to pull the barrel out of the trunk, and there is a small midi keyboard, octave in two. The first man with a smile shakes in front of me with a device and says: "No, not the piano, of course, but I'll have to drop it."
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On the ramp the news "Estonia on euro coins included in its composition part of Russia".
One of the comments:
We need to get rid of Alaska.
Let the pins go up.
I stand in a store with discs with music, next to a 10-year-old girl takes a Noize MC disc and goes to the box office.The seller looks surprised at a ten-year-old miracle that listens to such music and asks a natural question:
Isn’t it too early to listen?
The girl answered genially.
No to Nihua!
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WOW: A friend of my owner’s grandmother asked my owner to give me, on the pretext that she was allergic to cats. And this despite the fact that I am with the owner 10 years, and she is only 1.5 months. Is it normal, even though I am not a cat, but an enema?
...I understood how important it was to keep the toilet clean when my hand plunged into it following the phone.
The traitor was not in the usual place when I tried to lie on it.
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I have a stupid question to you... how to shave eggs?
WOW: You warm up the wax in the table, you sit there, naked. And waiting in front of the entrance door, as soon as someone starts entering suddenly break into the room, only make sure that the wax has frozen.
xxx: Good horror punk with female vocal, please
YYY: "Square" :)
XXX is fucking =)
"Shalim" with a girlfriend in bed. I want to give her something pleasant, but somewhere in my brain...
I am: "Mihahaha!"
She: "How do you know my fatherhood?and "