... and we have bananas in Peru cheaper than potatoes... well what country (

You borrowed about men in the forest with condoms! Condoms are not just needed to engage. In it you can carry water (or other liquids), wrap in it objects that should not wet (objects, note, not parts of the body), and even use as a hose for heavy bleeding. It can also be used as a fastening for the bars in the noska-vlasha, and in the last place to crack... Learn, the urban generation...
by PS. Traveller with 13 years of experience.

xxx: the fatal outcome will be if you eat a snack for lunch, ride a menthol, then drink 2 liters of cola and kill the whole cock.
Yyy: Being a dwarf is always deadly. It is not even necessary to eat.

MardJane: I think I can make a man cry for hours.
Kobold: Winchester has been formatted?

xxx: my cat sneezed, and I did not think about it: "Be healthy"))
yyy: the main thing that he did not answer as well without thinking "thank you")

I(14:50:54 27/12/2010)
And I started to hang up.

Rothschild (14:50:58 27/12/2010)
The color?

I (14:52:21 27/12/2010)
by A94D30

I (14:52:25 27/12/2010)
What is it.

Happy Afrodita (12:22:47 27/12/2010)
I don’t go out without makeup.
The God (12:25:54 27/12/2010)
Experienced...
Happy Afrodita (12:26:05 27/12/2010)
terrible

Yes, you have the wrong answer...
Writing another?
Preponder: Yes Yes Yes
All right, she wrote.
Oh, and the first was correct. Why do you believe me?
Yes... I don’t even know why!

Today is a rare day - sunrise, full moon and lunar eclipse
WOW: and Dr. My Sister’s

I work as a surgeon.another night service.nothing predicts trouble,but suddenly bring with an ambulance guy 25 years of hoppy appearance with a rectal rupture.we sew, everything is fine.In the morning I approach, I wonder,how, the mouth is fine...my laughter has no limits.It turned out that they were trying to rob some man with a gun.The first man broke the jaw, and the second one pushed the pistol at the very glans))))))good though not shot)))

PS: Think before you do.

The lights in Domodedovo were turned off.
Has the last one flown?

There is now a pop song, there are the words "Alena will give!"
Yesterday evening at home, there was a good mood – said out loud with a taste like this...
My daughter is 7 years old.
To the ear: "Daddy, why do you say that Allen will give? It is true that Natasha will give it!"

A minute for 10...
The child is an angel flower - princesses, unicorns, pink, Disney...

From the series "and suddenly lucky?"
I know no one likes people who post UG, but nevertheless...
Cute girl: I don't wear uggy, I don't look, I write properly, I love cotte, I baked delicious cakes. It is sad to stay somehow under the New Year "in the broken cortex" (the former greeting). Who wants to organize a new year miracle? 4 five three 3 six 7 8 four zero (Nizhny Novgorod)

The Anti-Ug:
Give me Iris! Does Pope not fall? I’ll put it in my mouth...oh.

They fly by helicopter Kudrin, Putin and Medvedev.
Kudrin: “Look, I’ll throw a 1000 note from the helicopter now, a man on the ground will catch and rejoice.”
Putin: "Why are you so greedy? Let us throw out two bills of 500 rubles - two people will be pleased!
Medvedev: "You guys are very greedy. You can throw out 10 banknotes of 100 rubles - and 10 people will be delighted.
The pilot of the helicopter, turning to them: "Listen, and get out all three. 120 million people will be happy."

See also: Suki! I so wanted to enjoy my New Year’s depression and loneliness,
And you make me laugh, and you make me roar like a horse.
My stomach hurts from laughter. All depression is cold.

We put the tree only for the cat. She loves to beat balls and chew branches.

Russian Post: Write the index correctly, or our pigeons can’t read it!

X: I have to shave my cheeks.
XXX: It was good.
XXX: I have a shit there.
XXX: The Chest
xxx: I don't know why my phone instead of "chicken" wrote "crazy"

in one chat.
Actors: I, my girlfriend, my ex, and random characters (xxx, yyy). With a girl in the private we talk about trees (set or not).
I have it, but I do not have it.
You are not lucky...
YYY: Give a number of specialists on this matter?
Previous: I told you that you won’t get up now))

xxx: contact - scuco)
I went to see him in a few centuries to see how. I saw the advertisement: "The Great Empire. Lead your army to victory". I thought "Why shouldn’t it?" He launched Rome: Total war and spent the whole night conquering Gaul.