DEADLY:Bla, somebody advised to burn the jeans that I cut down the bottom of the shob it didn't go apart
Alex_CrazY: Did he burn us?
DEADLY: ah, I hold the lighthouse like a little bit burning, the smoke is coming
DEADLY: I pick up the jeans and there the fire inside burned
DEADLY: Inside the trousers meaning, and such a flame spotted
DEADLY: Happiness touched it begins to break up :)

A long time ago, an old hunter, Oleg let it be, told a funny case. There is such a breed of small hunting dogs, which are dragged from puppies to bears. Envious of the beast, the dog throws under his feet and intentionally bites the bear's dignity. The unfortunate mouse can do nothing from the pain and becomes an easy prey of hunters.
So, Oleg came out somehow with a puppy of this breed to walk an hour at 4 in the morning, expecting that it would be deserted. The puppy is a little longer than the hand. As soon as the corner rolls out a huge dog accompanied by the owner. Oleg immediately cried out to him, "Man, take your dog, I didn't cling to my dog." The man, assessing the size of the drizzle, contemptuously nodded and headed straight across. "Movie..." Oleg has not agreed. Immediately, the area was filled with desperate and horror-filled cries of a mad dog, to which the matyugs of a dumb dog were added. The Baskerville dog would crumble and get into the corner, hearing the whisper of the unfortunate victim of the dwarf, a crocodile stuck in the enemy's eggs. In a crazy split, the dog revolved around his head and his own axis at the same time. And this continued until the forces left the dog and Oleg was able to squeeze his teeth to his self-sacrificed predator. In general, everything ended well, take care of your animals and... eggs.

We sit in guests today, I, my grandmother and two aunts *='(* on the telecast started the Rambo 2, the aunt revives: "O Sylvester Stallone, my favorite actor, I love his movies so much" And I cried: "Ah, especially his very first films...". The puzzles went in... how could I know that my aunt knew that Stallone had been playing porn before?! to

Hahah, Hahahah, only this fool could swell up on the bottom of his girlfriend’s birthday so that he would say, “Girls, be pale!” instead of people. And most importantly with such a feeling that I almost slept.)

xxx: at me at the balcony the carpenter jumped ppc :)
XXX: 8th floor
YYY: He’s been out of Japan a long time.)

Previously this was called fucking and accompanied by puzzles, and now it is called trolling and is accompanied by a smile and the phrase:"Well, you and the troll".

The government is slowly debating when to give retirement: from 60 or 65

Yyy: Is it with an average life expectancy of 57?

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
The customer wants to see the standard insurance contract, asks to send it electronically. I don’t have it, I go to the head of the department. The boss makes a surprised face and grit that in his memory no one has ever asked him, now he grows at his house. He doesn’t find, instructs me to call the service department, search there.
I call there, explain the situation, I am redirected to the control department. I already badly call the control department, I urgently want to see in my mail such an agreement in electronic form. The control department officer loves me to look for it now.
I wait. I wait half an hour. And the client has been waiting for more than an hour, I am angry, he probably too. Finally, an employee of the control department calls me and says the following: "I did not find myself, now your question will be dealt with by an employee of the business department." I waited another half hour. Finally, this dumb man calls me. He asks, “Do you need this contract in electronic form? I’ll send you to the mail.”
It sends 5 sheets in jeep format. I call back, I ask why in this format?
The dealer’s response kills: “You asked for it electronically. We printed from WORD (!!!!!) The document, then placed in the scanner, through the digital photography master scanned to you and sent.

Pavel 15:13:53Anko said that I look like Harry Potter. I comfort myself with the thought that on the one in the new series, I have not seen her yet. Maybe he’s there brutal, muscular, and with a machine gun, like a swordman in the second Terminator.

It is good to work in a chemical laboratory, even if the air conditioner is broken, then the fan and the duar with liquid nitrogen do wonders)

Announcement on Discovery Channel: “Imagine that animals have their own social network where elephants add sheep friends...”

My only bad thing is that I sit in the basement.
I can’t even jump out of the window.)

Q: What happened to the GP?
A: Yeah
A: Well, it ended up
Harry married Ginny Weasley.
They raised a crowd of children.
Snape, as it turned out, all his life
I loved Harina Mother and Voldemort.
Harry swallowed.
Expeditionary and mega-stick.
A: Dumb. gp = civil
Right, not Harry Potter!

XXX: How is it?
yyy: awakened in a cold sweat - dreamed that the camera turned :-) and so nothing
YYY: How are you?
I woke up in a cold sweat – I dreamed that I needed to work! Blowing up to work.

Especially “lucky” men from one tribe in Rwanda, this is a country in Central America. There, after the wedding ceremony, the bride went to the house to her husband not because of romantic moods. She relentlessly inflicted wounds and scratches on her husband. Sometimes this struggle lasted until the morning. His husband had no right to even say a word. And in the morning the funny bride quietly departed to the house of her parents to bring herself in order and sleep well. The next night the battle repeated. So, after the bride got tired of hurting her husband, or after there was no living place left for the latter, the wife allowed her husband to take off the wheel. Only after such torture is life in such a family normalized. However, witnesses say that after that husband and wife will never argue again. Here is!

xxx: the perfect fox agrees with her man at all, and lulls him at home

What kind of trans do you like?
Anyway, if you take a break...

Do you want quinoa?
I don’t drink quas, I hate it, have you ever seen me with quas?! to
Zzzz: Yes, and you have never seen a woman.

I sit. I work, I do not disturb anyone, I hear - they say to evacuate, fire!The signal worked. I get up, shrink, go out into the corridor, panic. I look at the boss – he says to me: "Go on, work on". Workers are awake...

X-I marry my husband, out of the...
X-me no time to write, and it's not Alena))))))she just didn't get out of contact))))
Who am I talking to then?
X with her boyfriend
Is it the same person who drove her out on the street at night without money and phone in a strange city?
X is the same!!!! to
Hello to you ? ? ? ? ?