It took me one day to find information on the Internet about the forgotten prehistoric computer game. On an unnamed site found the article, and as it was read came into pork ecstasy – the author had a vivid slog and a great sense of humor, though not to the place often. As I read until the end, I almost broke twenty or even twenty-two times. But at the end of the article it finally broke – I found the signature and realized... that it was my own article fifteen years ago.

It seems that the call of the city authorities - not to go out in the snowfall on the streets and not to use a personal car - only employees of utilities are listened to.

Answer by Maj.ru:

topicstarter: give a letter onegina to Tatyana, I picked up in Google, and there before I write, tell what you need. Answers typically "you asked, you should know" do not need to write.

Answer: Tell the teacher that he did not learn because someone else does not read the writings well.

I decided about my work in the sex shop. Mr. Oliver (Harry Potter) and I have something in common... And he sold spikes to witches... And I sold spikes.
c) Alice

If a person has the motivation to be fucking, he will this outcome in any way, not necessarily by showing his naked nature.
YYY: Can I quote this to our couriers on Monday? and :)

Aunt wants to force a cavalier. After 15 minutes, I agree to meet him. And here my aunt says:
Show yourself from the best side. Dress a dress so that the pop is well stretched and don’t tell him about Shaborg.

Good morning Nathalie.
ZZZ: Do we know each other?
What prevents us from getting acquainted right now?
Zzzz: Well, I’ve been pushed up. In 40 minutes...

Rough technicians were educated in the USSR:

In the journal "Young Technician" No. 7 for 1982 were published drawings for the independent manufacture of rubik cube. They differed from the design known to us and were specifically designed for wood components. However, the one who would like to collect such a cubic, would have to: stock up 27 identical cubicles of (necessarily) buck or lip, bronze rings, wax for lubricating branches. The instructions ended with the words, “If the first time failed, try again.”

He: I love you because I fuck you, and I fuck you because I love you.

She: Oh, because I love it. fucking

Conversation in WOW
Q: Is it normal for me to perform tasks at level 49?
You are a paladin, the law is not written for you.
Q: How are you stupid?
It is worse...

Question: Hello to you! umina xp home English would like to try the Russian piridelat packages of mui anni as i ponil under the home do not go, aa lip sétapa russkova I did not find what to do?

Answer: E-E... do you really need Russian?

- We have a girl in school who has a 10% isicko :) It has to be so stupid :)
“Yes... Issy... Ten percent... Okay, stupid...

When you sit and watch porn, do you turn the webcam to the wall?

From Contact:

"Daria ✿ܓ Maryazova became all difficult with History and Mathematics. andquot;

We work with a company in the building. Snow fell overnight on my knee. We meet in the morning at work, and the friend gives his morning impressions:
On an ordinary December morning, at that early hour, when the awakening and overnight world, still like an old coloured photo, I came out of the entrance and...measured! A couple of seconds of stupor and confusion of my body, of my external – visible, to the strange eye – movements, paradoxically reflected on the inner, hidden outflows of my mentality. Immediately all the power of the male mind, with its analytical capabilities and the power of Aristotle logic, turned on. The terabytes of information read by the brain from the optic nerves and from the distal nerve endings located under the epithelium of the skin of the face and the open areas of the neck - the oceanic tide slid into the subcorpus, causing the synapses to grumble from repeatedly increased tension, and the brain tissue feverishly eat, deposited since yesterday's dinner - glucose. The thought formed, thanks to such a mental rapid force and sounded by voice bonds - flew out of the mouth, a cloud of warm, white - like eaten half an hour ago, manna meat - a pair: "- O-O-U-U-U-UH YOU-Y... BLA-A-A!!and "

I swallowed lightly...

The subject of the explanatory editor: "How I spent this"...

My grandmother cried out:

I go home: where is my father? What does he do?
She: With some tripper, he fights, says he forgot a slogan from him.
I: O_O
A cry out of the room: Mommy! Are you scaring the people? by Login! I forgot my login on Twitter!! to

My husband and I talked about shoes.

CherryJB: yes)) the coat is glue, but expensive.
CherryJB: Listen, can someone get in a shirt?
Medicine: No, all kinds of insects don’t eat wool, but blood, so they can’t wear shoes.
Medicine: Although not
Medicine: a woman can get in a shirt! Fuck you smoke it out!

Soon New Year, this year I met the most wonderful girl, my love! I wish everyone in the new year to find their half! All with New Year!

xxx: My acquaintance is afraid to watch the series "Soldiers" during the session.
He doesn’t wear green clothes.
“You In The Army Now” and “You In The Army Now”.
Say that idiots are not taken into the army.