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[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №41884
 19.01.2011
The wife walks around the room, sings, "I know the password, I see the landmark, and in the evening the brigadier fuck me."

I am "What is fucking?and "

[ + 58 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №41883
 19.01.2011
Remember the simple rule - only TP call their boyfriend - MCH.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №41882
 19.01.2011
Science is a decompiler trying to bring God’s program to the source code.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №41881
 19.01.2011
News on site: "The officials will be taught to turn off the lights. 24 million rubles will be allocated for courses over two years. Officials trained in this way are expected to reduce electricity consumption by 15% over five years.
The first comment:
24 million to train officials to turn off the lights... a federal energy-saving campaign... I love you Russia!

[ + 95 - ] Comment quote №41880
 18.01.2011
xxx: The end of the shelf life of the yogurt means that the bifidobacteria have moved to the side of evil.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №41879
 18.01.2011
KVN 50, "Odessa gentlemen" they remembered... Ah, youth... Here is us, in the past, at the prince-to Kiev, the funny skymorohs at the fairs mixed so laughed. Remember, "child with hryvnia", "what will happen if you put a arrow in the eye", "grandfather on a green car"... Lie in all Kiev, you know.

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №41878
 18.01.2011
Secret Materials 5x11 (1998)
Mulder (M), Scalley (C) and three friends (IT) investigate the death of a computer genius.

M may have killed him.
I found this disk in his computer.
IT – what is it?
C is dark.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №41877
 18.01.2011
When I got home, I turned on an emergency call (RNT). The video of the accident is coming. I was stressed in it by the words of the host:" while doctors were fighting for the life of the woman, she received serious injuries";

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №41876
 18.01.2011
Oh yeah, yesterday
Q: What have you forgotten?
Wow, was it still?
I’ve gotten up, right?
Here I am a cattle.
HH: No, I didn’t stick at all.
Here I am a cattle.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №41875
 18.01.2011

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Danny Yakovlev
23 December 2010 at 17:33
Posts Tagged ‘how was my day’"
I got stuck in the morning.
Managed to remove the valve from the heating system.
The result is a stream of boiling water in the ass. How I jumped onto the roof through the u-u-zenk outdoors, I don’t remember. He stumbled on top, through the smell of the boiling water - and on the rope...
I lost this dropdown. How – I do not know. Theoretically it is impossible. I have learned)
5 is I spent 1.5 hours looking for a sparkle with mates and a lighthouse.
6. because it became impossible to work - I went to the boss in full. Despite the dry clothes.
I bought a new drop-off. in 15 minutes. I was called and an old woman was found. Now I have two!
8. opened in the metro "chernovik" Lukyanenko. The first phrase: “There are days when things don’t go well.”The lady who stood next to me ran off the escalator from my hook.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №41874
 18.01.2011
I understood what superpowers were.They opened up when I carried a cup of tea at the computer and realized that in a moment I was sneezing. From the door to the comp ~ meter 4. I sneezed. The circle is on the table. No drop is poured. I do not remember how I did it. >_<

[ + 86 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №41873
 18.01.2011
Mathematics for Women’s Forum:
I met a guy for 2 years, they loved each other.Delo went to the wedding, I liked him to my parents, all badly, but we never had sex. All just kisses and hugs...And I want sex, I haven’t had sex for 6 months.

[ + 78 - ] [7 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №41872
 18.01.2011
Thank you, O nameless herd, thinking only of swelling with the roots and stifling with the bodies.
Thank you, the faceless bead who calls his girls ‘chuvichas’, ‘shalawas’ and ‘chestdried’, whatever the last word means.

Your wives are wonderfully good in bed when they finally meet a normal man.

Thanks to you. Do not change.

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №41871
 18.01.2011
Lisi4ka: Sasha, once again you give your boyfriend the keys, I will kill him!
ALEXA: For what? = – O
Lisi4ka: For what?I come home, I think the soup was left, I need to warm it up, at least to eat it humanly, I open the refrigerator - it's ALL full of beer!
AleksA: :-):-) And where is he?
Lisi4ka: I’m asking, Sherch, you didn’t see the pot standing here, where is it?
Alexis: What is it? It is :-)
Lisi4ka: He pulled it out!I’m out! and you know why?Because he had nothing to cook shrimp and because of the pot the beer did not get into the refrigerator!
Lisi4ka: I’m asking you idiot? what am I going to eat? and he’s telling you soup, shrimp, it’s better!
AlexA: Len, okay, today is Friday, we’ll drink beer with shrimp. Do you have soup? It is :-)
Lisi4ka: I... you found each other.

[ + 88 - ] Comment quote №41870
 18.01.2011
Announced by:

Sold wedding dress 46 size, white, was worn once.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №41869
 18.01.2011
Silence is the only thing of gold that women do not recognize.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №41868
 18.01.2011
How are you going to deal with the problem of the topolish puff?
As with all Russian problems: drinking and complaining.

Dasistfak

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №41867
 18.01.2011
Baron Munchausen is shaken by jealousy when he reads the BOR.

[ + 99 - ] Comment quote №41866
 18.01.2011
My older brother is today.
My parents gave him an iPad.
Then his friends came to him and gave him an iPad.
I have an iPad :happy:

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №41865
 18.01.2011
Yes, to my level of intelligence, as to the Egyptian Wall on foot! Oh...

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