xxx (15:56:09 1/01/2011) Good morning
yyy (16:14:26 1/01/2011) hiya se morning
We sit, we celebrate the New Year, and then aunt Lena decided to entertain us all, or to encourage us:
And the tree does not burn! What must be done?
I need a trio. - with a harsh expression of the face said Masha and went away to look for the trio, while we quietly rusted over her.
Mom checked the refrigerator, stepped my candy and said, "The house has nothing, we went for guests."
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Everyone, however, was probably like this: standing in front of the garbage bowl, you are turning a candy, a candy in the bowl, a paper in your mouth? Yesterday I answered the same on my mobile phone: the phone in my hand, the casket to the ear and gladly so "Alo!!". Blair, you would see the faces of the guests.)
<xxx> and I went to the venereologist today
<xxx> well, the meaning of the one who looks at the veins
<xxx> Are you here at all? and :(
<yyy> Wait, I’m beaten up and I’ll tell you everything I have about it.
XXX: I am afraid to go to the military. Could a psychic pretend?
YYY: It will not help. For them all people are of two categories: a member is - means fit, no - means a grandmother.
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A young couple on New Year's Eve:
She: You are bringing me!
He: For what?
It’s definitely not an orgasm!!! to
Maklaud: Listen, what kind of Lenin was he?
I was a witness to a conversation between a boy (p) and a girl (d)
Q: What will I eat?
P: The Bread
D with water?
Q: You have broken up!
You are a brother Eblan!
Meaning of Gurman?
Petrovich: In the sense – Eblan!
He broke a glass glass with a plastic glass, opening the beer with his eye.
If this is a horror, then a quiet night baby is much worse.
Good night kids, this is a classic of the genre. Only a pig with a hand in his ass will chase so much chewing.
Announcement: The strongest Mage in the fifth generation will take you out of social media, heal from classmates, encode from VKontakte. Treatment by avatar.
I received a local radio SMS. The girl writes:
I pass on a greeting to Toliko, I wish him health in the intimate life, such as you have not been, no, and no need. And send him a song.
XXX is
Keep yourself on your head :)
YYYY
These are not the words that people say, Masha ^_^
What a soft toilet paper! The new?
No, I’m washing her with a sweetheart.
How many chocolate Santa must bite their heads before the feeling of the holiday comes?
DMA: In this new year, I was ready to hear, from the meat-eaten and barking girl, anything but the sad "Here is trouble".
I hate our mail...while the naive Amazon UK writes that the date of delivery on December 29 The Russian Post, whispering from laughter, blows...
Is there love at first sight? What if I find?
The Leopard =)