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[ + 81 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №39881
 06.12.2010
Yes is. Previously, the end of the world was anticipated with horror, and now with hope. Only some wait, because all this is unbearable, and others - because the "diploma" will not have to be written.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №39880
 06.12.2010
XXX is free! How does the cursor move forward?
Hi, okay... I’m sitting here.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №39879
 06.12.2010
by Leo Tolstoy 18
Is that the size?
WOW: How did you find out?
This is a fucking address!! to

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №39878
 06.12.2010
Announcement in the newspaper: a computer, ram 2 gb, HDD 250 gb, processor Korel 2 doula is sold.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №39877
 06.12.2010
Announcement: I want to meet a girl or I want to sell a bucket

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №39876
 06.12.2010
by Kate (23:11:36):
This is an anti-spam bot. Answer the question. How is our planet called?
Sick Boy (23:28:15)
earth
Sick Boy (23:29:25)
earth
Sick Boy (23:30:28):
earth
Sick Boy (23:30:41):
MLA
Sick Boy (23:30:48):
Mars is
Sick Boy (23:30:57):
Mars is
Sick Boy (23:31:12)
Jupiter
Sick Boy (23:31:21):
The fucking earth.
Sick Boy (23:31:31):
The Fool, the Earth
Sick Boy (23:42:59):
earth
Sick Boy (23:43:05)
earth
Sick Boy (23:43:58):
earth
Sick Boy (23:44:37):
Yars
Sick Boy (23:45:51):
Oh, you are in the ass, bot.
by Kate (23:53:47):
is ready. Now you can send me messages.

[ + 53 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №39875
 06.12.2010
In Europe, toilet paper is sold with the name "Happy End".

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №39874
 06.12.2010
Sasha
Are you blonde?
Milka
not
Sasha
You cut well under it.
Milka
I am not a coward, I am a coward.

[ + 85 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №39873
 06.12.2010
Remember, we celebrated at work by the team on March 8, meaning, here the oldest of the women stood up and said toast:
Women are flowers and men are water. So let’s drink to change the water in the flowers more often.
The oldest of the men said, "How much water do not change, the flowers will still hang."

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №39872
 06.12.2010
Gluck
And I’ve gotten like pps.

Christine
That did?

Gluck
I wanted to warm up the borst, but I didn't see the bowl, and there was a bowl with a borst, and this was a bowl!!!!!!! to

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №39871
 06.12.2010
by Mause:
Aahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah Fuck you fucking!! I watch and cook meals in parallel, so they said, "26 billion TV viewers watched the championship in the South," "Where did the extra 20 come from?" Or are these the three UFOs that are flying to us?

[ + 74 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №39870
 06.12.2010
and Honduras
I used to wear my grandmother's pants with such strings, everybody envy me.

The guest
Is it in the knees?

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №39869
 06.12.2010
<Bowser> I’ve had a distrust of communists since I was a child.
Bowser, when I noticed that in the fairy tale of the chips almost all the good communist vegetables are unflavored, and all the tasty ones are bad bourgeois. I immediately realized that I was beaten up somewhere.

[ + 61 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №39868
 06.12.2010
The school task:
Love tones are heard at a distance of 12 meters, Zinuli at a distance of 9 meters, and Katenko stands so quietly that it can be heard only three meters away. In a quiet night, all three girls decided to sit with their cavalry in a clean field, and so as to be as close as possible, but not to hear each other's love sounds. Determine the angles of the triangle formed by three loving couples. Draw this triangle on a millimetre scale of one centimeter one meter of pure field.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №39867
 06.12.2010
It is written on the toilet paper label:

It is fun, it runs,
Key water flow.
With relief, my sister
With relief brother.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №39866
 06.12.2010
Longevity is the retiree’s revenge on the state that defrauded him.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №39865
 06.12.2010
This story happened recently in our city hospital. In the car
The ambulance brought the grandmother with signs of food poisoning. As appropriate, the grandmother provided first aid, washed the stomach and laid to rest under a dropper. A doctor approaches my grandmother and says:
“Baby, I didn’t understand something. Two weeks ago, he was poisoned. Last time you ate mushrooms. What this time?” To which his grandmother replies indignantly: “If I have eaten them...” The curtain.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №39864
 06.12.2010
Do you want a brother?
I want!
So then sleep!

[ + 56 - ] [13 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №39863
 06.12.2010
There was a microphone and a juice with a long tube. Cut the microphone

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №39862
 06.12.2010
Ares (21:48:13 5/12/2010)
Talk to you like a tumba.

Ares (21:49:11 5/12/2010)
Waiting for an answer is useless, and if you wait, the response is one: "o! The Tomb Talks!"

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