xxx: We go, so (I, Leha and Natasha) on the street, then Leha suddenly disappears. Two minutes with Natasha, Lehi is nowhere to be seen. Then he suddenly appears next to us and continues to walk with us. So how to understand it?
YYY: Maybe it just failed under the texts?
xxx: xDDD

For statistics, I asked her if she would have tea with sugar or without. I answered "One spoon". The sample is non-representative. I asked "Shall we eat at home or go somewhere". I got the answer "Let’s get better at home, there’s bad weather". I asked "Let’s sit down and play a TV or watch a movie?". She replied "There is another KD in the Insta, let’s look at something".
Where do you get such fools with uncomplicated answers?! to

How the shrimpers on Twitter scratch saliva. They say that in the intervals between the periods will sell vodka, AK-47 and prostitutes.

A brother rushes through the Three Station Square to change a ticket to St. Petersburg. As always in a hurry, without time, tired and not asleep... On the way he encounters acquaintances:
Where do you go so?
Brother, breathing hard and not thinking much:
Going to beat...

) )

Why the boxing gloves? They are robbers.

In Oklahoma, women stole things from shops and hid them in fat folds:

xxx: Negro kangaroos with natural leather folded bags. Let me present you to the pilots.

YYY: Make me forget it now!

Do you think there will be a delay in taking out the dress from the cleaning room?
Will there be no extra money there?
Do you have my number at the end?
or suddenly will call and threaten: "T.k. You didn’t pick up your clothes on time, we cut off the button. We will cut off the button for every day of delay. And when the buttons end, we cut off the sleeves!"

XXX-After reinstalling the screw something, the headphones are not very comfortable sitting on the head))
YYY-Mouse is still alive from laughter.)? to

As a child, he thought that the bad Babay, who lives under the couch, is redeemed by Babay chocolate, and in Orehovo-Zuevo there are good Nuts Zui who supply him with nuts for his chocolate.

I admire our hardworking Chinese! The inscription on the packaging (orthography preserved): "Pitartane "Sardine Dry" made in China".

Nicole Kidman indicated that she studied at 'School 550 (with high school classes)' in the same years as you.
She may be your classmate.

The driver said:
I stop at the light, next to the Land Rover, and on it on the side, carefully nailed, it is written:
"Please do not put the car here"...
With the same emphasis below:
"I asked you not to put it!!" ;))

When we are told that everything will be fine in our country soon, the question arises: why would this suddenly happen?

A acquaintance says:
At the school, at the parents’ meeting, we had to speak.
Professor, Doctor of Narcology Dispensary. With a lecture on
Adolescent alcoholism and drug addiction.
The uncle came such a reckless, squeezed someone, you can’t even say that professor.
When you start speaking, you will be heard.
I learned so much new for myself!
And about the symptoms, and about the stages, then he was very interesting to talk about different types of alcohol, about self-infestation, I even wrote a few recipes for myself...

Then the truth turned out to be that he was not a professor, but a patient of the same dispenser.
He was just sent to warn that the doctor was sick and the lecture was cancelled.

Hello to you! What was good before I was there?
Everything was fine until you were gone.

From one forum, discussion of the manual trimmer:
About the Husqvarna 343R coatings... The coat is not very - in the grass all from the legs to the head, and once the shit got...

1: When at -25 you sit in a cold car, where everything starts to ring, here the main thing is to find something positive!
2 for example?
1: you can imagine that outside +45 and the air conditioner in the car is working and you immediately get well and pleasant, and not azzky cold.
2: well, yes... if you imagine that on the outside +45, then this white fig on the lawns, apparently, is ashes...

Reviews of the Club Map of Sitylinka:

Excellent club map.

Benefits: Soft, elastic plastic does not hurt the teeth after eating.

The orange color is exciting when looking at this map.

Disadvantages: Not suitable for reading in the toilet – too little text.

World Cup 2018 in Russia. The match between Spain and Italy will take place at the stadium of school No. 38 in Krasnoyarsk, beginning at 14:00. The meeting between Brazil and England will begin after the end of the lessons of the second shift in the gymnasium No. 117 of Ryazan.

No, from a physiological point of view, she has a chest.
This is an aesthetic...