I seem to have begun to understand why Moscow was actually burned many times before.
Adult men behave like children, and adult women behave like children.
Distribution on a single torrent: "Video seminar "Getting out of the body in 3 days""
One of the comments killed: They looked at three: I, my wife and the cat. After watching, I went out for three days. Wife for four. The cat hasn’t yet... :irritation:
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Professor:... And at the exam you can bring and use your records, but not more than one side of a sheet of 8 x 11 inches!
Student: (begins to wrap the conspect of the Mebius loop)
I usually don’t give beggars money... But today I was surprised... It means that near the store a middle-aged man with a red face and a bad mouth smell and declares: “You guys, help the Russian Alcoholism Support Fund!”
You are all idiots.
During sleep, the area of the brain that is responsible for reading does not work.
Therefore, any inscriptions in dreams look like a coding failure.
Where does INF come from?
from Batman
He loves me!
I wrote my name on the snow, on the heart, he said, not enough =)
I went to take Avon from the mail today...I go, I think the bag is heavy? I have a big taekwondo! I went to the mail, I opened it, and there my cat is sleeping.)
Mafiozi: I already got a glue from sweets. There is so much horror.
Assfucker: Let me come and uncover you?
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Fuck, this is why for killing a neighbor with columns give a deadline, not a medal?
You are mad! A father screams at his daughter. Look around! The cranes are flowing, the plaster is melting, the TV is shaking, the refrigerator is shaking, and you are married to a programmer!
During the conversation between the people and the Prime Minister, the question came to the screen: why is Belarus, our youngest sister, feeding all Russia? You see, even Lukashenko sent the sms, and you divided here...
From the bright future promised to us is already dark in our eyes for some reason.
Recently I heard a very short interview from a German police officer. The question of our domestic reporter was roughly as follows: how did the Germans succeed in making their DPSnics not take bribery? Do you know? This question so sincerely surprised Fritz, and he in complete confusion answered something like this:
“They don’t even have that opportunity. They usually go in pairs. Now imagine what would happen if your partner suddenly saw the fact of bribery?”
The Soviet time. Upon handing over another chryschevka, it is found that in all the apartments have forgotten to arrange toilets. Everyone is in panic except Isis.
of Rabinovich. Iza thoughtfully walks around the building and says:
- Those on the first floor make basements, there are still all on the pots.
- On the second floor settle students - they still have nothing to go.
- On the third floor, arrange younger specialists - they still have no time
On the fourth small officials – they are still each other’s pocket.
Thoughts
- And on the fifth let there be a big boss - they're all on the other hand.
The heads collapsed
Russia is a fun country, I walk on the street today and I hear a guy telling how they put hot water instead of cold water in the toilet tanks at their office. Everything is boiling there now.
I smile from the current spammers... writes unauthorized contact: "I am a cute girl.. treat.. sex without obligations" I can him - a beer? He wants to, but the work does not allow.)
I went out to smoke on the street. Hardly got a slug!
Smoking is killing :)
Description of the film on the trailer:
A woman dressed as a doctor of science studies large fish in a boat with an African-American dressed as a Negro. Everywhere you go, a submarine will emerge. She gets out a gay dressed as a sailor and says she should follow him (fortunately, not in terms of orientation). There she meets a captain dressed as a disabled man, and together they begin to catch a megakit dressed as a fool. All this magnificence is accompanied by dialogues, dressed in madness and special effects, dressed in children’s drawing. Apparently, the director received an eternal ban on YouTube, and now his videos can only be seen on TV-3.