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[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №42144
 24.01.2011
YYYY
Sometimes I am so lazy that I am ashamed.

XXX is
Take an example from me.

XXX is
I am not ashamed

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №42143
 24.01.2011
At the biofak you begin to perceive a fragment of the song completely differently "and share secrets with Demi Moore".

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №42142
 24.01.2011
PieceOfVanity :
Now he took a beer bottle and a phone simultaneously. The left handed the phone to his mouth, and the right handed a beer into his ear.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №42141
 24.01.2011
The hat
Sometimes something turns in your head every day and you think it’s important. Then suddenly you realize that you don’t need it at all. It’s so annoying that I’ve spent so much emotion. So much time to think. It is nothing at all.

brochure
The UGU Session

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №42140
 24.01.2011
Gothic (13:43:24 23/01/2011)
It turns out I had a girlfriend, she left me today.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №42139
 24.01.2011
See, if while I was standing on the balcony by the car with the letters of the ICT on the room, the smoke of the smoking man at the bottom turns integrals and two hopes at the garage eat obscene words, does this mean that the heavens gave me a sign - it is time for me to prepare for exams?
YYY: I have two emo under the windows crying that I will have to learn to cook - this is a real sign!
The tears in the soup :)
yyy: Chicken in the Pure)
xxx: the pink cooking cap =))
AAA: I will catch up at home
Aaa: I got to work in the dining room.
Cut the potatoes and listen to Ramstein
I’m afraid of him, he’s clutching chains under his coat.
YYY: This is a rib, not a scratch

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №42138
 24.01.2011
She: You know, I still don’t get eighteen!
O_0 I never gave two, and you were eighteen :D

[ + 88 - ] Comment quote №42137
 23.01.2011
Remember, our mothers and grandmothers wore such trousers with a heating shaft. So, it was in them that daddy went to the garden and took me, pulling the rubber, so that they did not fall, because. Mom said to wear what was hanging on the chair, and the chair was two.

[ + 88 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №42136
 23.01.2011
And I was taught to look into the tea bar and see if there are cockroaches before pouring water out of it.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №42135
 23.01.2011
Loh, I saw your pictures from the sea.
Tagged: in photoshop

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №42134
 23.01.2011
I am a sex bomb, right?
M is no more. SexGranate
M: or even a sex petard
The fucking (

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №42133
 23.01.2011
YYY: Listen that you wanted to ask which provider has the fastest speed?
XXX: Megaphone, you look at the speed and shower!

[ + 52 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №42132
 23.01.2011
1 tablespoon in the youth, 1 tablespoon in the youth But I still collect broken thermostats to drown the uranium debris.

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №42131
 23.01.2011
Where can I vote for the funeral?

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №42130
 23.01.2011
Question to the little nephew: Do you have a best friend in the garden? Answer: No, I have the best friend!

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №42129
 23.01.2011
The C tape:
Poland will repeat the last flight of Kaczynski on its last Tu-154M

ZZZ: A clever move. Poles are really Poles. Probably not in the last flight.

[ + 88 - ] Comment quote №42128
 23.01.2011
XXX: I was in the hole.
In the 3D?
3D Theatre of Opera and Ballet.

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №42127
 23.01.2011
Nikapol (12:31:39 23/01/2011)
I advise the girl on the question "where to go to check for gonorrhea". I give a good doctor’s phone.
Girl: "Thank you very much! I’ll call you, I’ll tell you what you do"!

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №42126
 23.01.2011
I am not sure I should be burned on a fire through a calatumba. I have a 402 giga :(

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №42125
 23.01.2011
I felt like I wasn’t her, but she was fucking me.
Have you been involved in the process? 😉
has participated! He breathed...

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