from Habrum -
I am looking for a sponsor with a yacht for an expedition to the Pacific Ocean to the supposed location (Hawaii Islands) of the fall of GLONASS satellites. We pick up, dry up, and sell. We can’t find it – let’s rest, with me girls!
YYY: Do you seriously think that the man with a yacht in the Pacific needs your girls? and :)
No question, I’ll take the boys.)

I’m the main actor in this film, I’m the screenwriter in it, I’m the director.
What about Mikhailov?

Zombie: Light Alloy released: "The program performed a potentially impossible action"... Tell me, is it okay? O_O

How is your wolf serving?
Small button: Yes, it is okay. MB is coming for a few days.
How do they eat, how do they eat, how do they eat? He has time, he is so hasty.
Little Button: Does he not have time to eat??? He played in Doto for 60 seconds while his hero was dead and had time to eat a chicken grill, and the tea with a sandwich in his mouth. So I think he definitely has no problem with that.

In my opinion, it is already necessary to make a radio station "Route FM". There will be sounding songs that you sing all day like a fool and can’t throw them out of your head.

I’ve become accustomed to the girls behind compas and other users, but from the question "How to create a cell in EXEl?" I fell under the table.

noticed? If your mom broke the cup, it’s lucky, and if you, you’ve got your hands out of your ass.

MagicBoy(11:54:54 8/12/2010)
I dreamed today. I am like a driver of some kind... and shortly I bring Lenin, he is completely alive and healthy, to some hotel, and I say - go my own, then I will take you to the meeting (it is YOU I am with him) and he is like this in the bathroom.. after 10 minutes he returns, all the hands in blue, eggs in small cuts.. and so in Lenin with a spell and characteristic pronouncement: -be, what a stained bath, I'm busy waiting for it to be poured on my belt, in seconds as soon as the belt was filled, I plunged, and it's like it's cracked! I go into the bathroom and hide - this fool, went into the shower cabin, pulled out all the slurry holes with socks and filled it in half, well, of course, it broke and he got the top of the cabin.)))

We sit in the plane, and before take-off, the crew, whether the engines are heating up, or the wheels, generally accelerate the runs. The voice from the rear rows: "He is there fucking, speed switches?"

Oh, you are still a child!
YYY: Who am I? I turned the tape on the pencil!

I sit in the kitchen with my mom and drink tea. The Father Comes:
What kind of alchemist is this?
We are :
- O_O O_O
and Dad:
- In the bathroom, there is water, white boots and gloves.
Mother :
- Oh, it is I whiten the white shoes, and so as not to pop up - clamps pressed.

How to collect small pieces of glass from the floor?
(Best answer, 6 votes) Elena: Try the magnet.

Lectures of literature.
Why did Olga not resurrect Oblomov?
The voice from the back: Because her man has ended!

Wife (G) babysitter small (2,5 months old), suitable husband (M)

J: Here you see Yaromir what you can do with your dad (throw him in the ear, shake his nose), this is how to torture him.

M: And what can I do with my mom Yaromir I won't tell you, my mom will find out at night :)

hh: __/\/\/\/\_0_o
WOW: Oh what is it?
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
WOW :?? to
HHH: He plugs...
HH: I have seen...
XHH: And up...
XHH: 0_o_/\/\/\
WOW: Aaa...

22:04:43 Xenika: load> Go to the ass alexander :)))))
22:06:14 load: Ksenika> and the Persians for such words were repelled in the 4th century BC.)

In the subway...
From the depths of the car is heard the scream of a grandmother.
Are you talking like a tank?
What the guy answers.
I am not a tank, I am Hill.
He runs out of the wagon.

xxx: You know, Misha is a very eccentric guy, so be more careful with him.
YYY: So how is it?
xxx: well, for example, Misha calls all smokers "stupid prostitutes."
YYY: And how do I understand this?
xxx: prostitutes - because they suck, and stupid - because they also pay their money for it :)
XXX: I just adore it.

Such a picture: night, coffee shop, I confess to the girl in my feelings and express her my admiration. I describe how she is amazing, beautiful, smart, and so on. In the end, after a hundred compliments, I finish my tirade.
She: Eeee, are you screaming at me?
I : No
She is fucking!! That would boost my self-esteem.

XXX is Hi! How did you buy it yesterday?
YYY: The gift! and ah! I couldn’t watch it all night.)
Congratulations, maybe the first purchase is so big. It is double pleasant.
yyy:newer, second)) the largest and most expensive stitch in the box of the table lies. The cover is red like that and the inscription is MILITARY BILLET)))) that purchase as 3 laptops fucking worth)))