111: I had a removable caviar, a foldable sofa and a notepad on the pool))), and now I have 6 rooms, a cabinet and a huge table.
222: Oh bead bead, sorrow

Tagged: ahahaaha
WOW: What are you breaking?
XHH: Imagine the PS/2 connector slipped and the computer determined that it was an ahahaha mouse
WOW :?? to
Tagged: mmm
The user is out of chat.
The naive fool

The trailer was filled with the film, with 50 cent of the main role:
Cyber_Maniac​: Black on the cover looks like 50 cent`a :D
mss73: 50 Cent on the cover looks like a black :)
Macuk: 50 cents and there is a Negro :)
mss73: That is what!

In the news:

13:09 In Europe selected the best gay car of 2011: defeated Peugeot with an advantage of one point

The company is looking for an apartment for the office:
>illidan: though, I’ll push for pity, say "we poor programmer, ya! We are 5 pieces, we live quietly, with fingers on the keys of thousands"))

Q: Where are you?
In the bathroom))
HHH: What are you doing?

XXX: At the bottom of the account. I remember when I was a junior, I decided to go to school. I lived with my grandmother then. and 2 rooms. I had enough brains to hide in the couch. Remember, they are like that. Carefully put a blanket, pillow and blanket in the closet. Quietly lay on the couch, rolled the player and went to sleep =)
Who knew that it was that day that my grandmother was going to change her clothes... So many screams were :(

neo)(_): I so stumbled only when in the anime some man saves a little girl from the huge cockroaches, and when she so happy asks him, devoutly looking at her huge eyes, -"you who?" hears in response - "Pedophile."

XXX: I look at the second matrix. She is cool.
You haven't seen 3 more.
There Trinity died.
XXX is fucking!! to
I am a bitch, right? :D

There are about 20 colds on the street. My friend is always late at work.
Yulia Kyseleva
Come home faster.
Yulia Kyseleva
Soon we’ll be having sex with an ass, she’ll be God.
Yulia Kyseleva (18:38:57 19/01/2011)
I spread your breadth.
Slet (18:39:04 19/01/2011)
and there!!! to
Slet (18:39:06 19/01/2011)
The Second States

I know the password.
I forgot the login.
I must be fucking.
The system admin.

If I make a list of the most frequently asked questions to the system administrator, then in the first place I have:
What did you do?

From the book of T. Gagin "The Achievement"

One of our acquaintances had been engaged in mountain climbing for a long time, he told us how they once spoke about the meaning of life with all the climbing - they ate a dune with a silk before climbing, and they caught it right on the rock. People from above, people from below, all ate dune with silk. You’re tied to a rock and you know what’s important in life.

(Status) [#Fre@ky#]
>> I think if you feed a goat with a gangbang, it will be roasted with mixers :-D

Cat: The shortest horror story?
Arven ES: Let’s Go
CAT: The last person on the ground was sitting in the room. They knocked on the door.
Arven ES: ' Lie, shit and provocation' - thought man.

I am so lonely with my life.
How did you get back to this topic?
I can come back to her from anywhere. Say the word!
Tagged with: bacon
HGH: Baklažan is a vegetable. My uncle became a vegetable when he was hit by a truck. Truck drives beer. Beer comes in the 40s. I am forty, what about my life?! to

Fuck, my friend has changed 5 guys in the last six months.
xxx: a status "love, you are the best in the world!" in contact has not been updated for 207 days =))))

She: By the way, did you know that in a liter of beer is the daily dose of female hormones?
You and I are lesbians ?

I want a plugin that will hide alcohol and cigarettes :(
There is such a plugin, the wife is called.

The healing properties of baptism water come down to it from space. Such an unexpected statement was made by Russian biophysicists.

Speak to British scientists.