The wife decided to expel the whole family with a remedy from worms for prevention... enthusiasm at least remove. I drink myself and my children. Enough bed to sleep. From the dinner there were pasta pasta... put three pasta under his wife’s feet and a couple on his pillow.

You would hear...

Franky
Do you work days a week?

Exotic
10 is

Franky
O_0

The average length of a member in a European country.
Two agencies collected statistics, one got 18cm, the other 16cm.

I guess it won’t work, the ink is almost over.
To dig up! Yesterday, the tile with the shaved pellet on the whole sheet was covered with ink, and today a couple of schedules for the cursor to scratch - no!
Well, that... the head had to be cleaned.
- for the future - on the ftp there is a folder /video/XXX - clean the head and polish the roll as much as you want

"Before going out to nature went to buy all kinds of Chinese figs, so that it was not a pity to throw out in the taiga";

after such posts I begin to understand a guy who is interested in spelling "rust in the trash";;

A friend (Z) with me called a voice call to the cellular support service (SP) to find out who is withdrawing money from his account. The conversation began with the words:
Q. Do you know what is happening at all?
At the other end, he whispered and asked.
SP – Tell me!

xxx: Apparently only I get decent programmers - cut and not in Turkish sweaters.

yyy: These are the wrong programmers who give the wrong code.

The Consulate:
How to understand man’s logic?
The husband in the car collided with another driver, damage to both cars, he hit my mouth, my him too. While the trials are ongoing, they already have some common affairs and friends.

by Salma:
And I know men say, after a fight you immediately become good friends, that is, they hit each other's mouth - a man! You can have things in common.)

He: Well, really 😉 What’s without a mood?? to
she: lost work, broke up with a guy, bronchitis, a friend called me a traitor, a friend of childhood almost raped)))))))))
Shortly, the pipes
I thought it was just me 😉
Have you been raped by a childhood friend too???? to
My friend did not violate me.
I have never had a guy.)
I am not sick 😉
He: But I understand you so.)

“Dear Santa, how much do you want for your list of bad girls?

xxx: the prostitute) inf 100%
YYY: Why did none of us beat her then?
xxx: we’re just more luzer than she’s a prostitute

Most foreign grants allocated since the 1990s to radicalize Russian Muslims have been robbed, Islamist Roman Silantyev said.

Thank God, more than 90% of the funds allocated for the Wahhabization of Russian Muslims have been safely robbed. Instead of dozens or even hundreds of centers for the training of terrorists and their accomplices, websites and newspapers, hundreds of mansions were built in warm countries, expensive cars and apartments were bought.

XXX: I do not have a license
YYY: No, it’s normal to me.

Streak: throw your link in contact

I have no contact.

Shreak: and where are you sitting O_o

Tag: on the chair

Do you know what her cosmetic box is called?
– to?
- "A box with stories" =))

XX: Prepod yesterday called my scheme "Plan of evacuation of Hell in the event of fire". What do you think he wanted to say?

You know what outsourcing is?
YYY: The outsourcing? O_O
Oh yeah yes. In Russian, it is simply delegation.
I love your Russian.

The morning news.
A cat living in a bar was prosecuted for attacking a visitor. The owner of the bar will defend the cat’s interests in court. O_O

I spoke with a friend yesterday:
I: Listen, my boyfriend is totally spoiled!!! to
What does it smell?

The case in Mordovia. A drunk man killed a drunk man for smoking.
The Ministry of Health warned.