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[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №38981
 17.11.2010
He went light until he received the electricity bill.
by Martin

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №38980
 17.11.2010
Yesterday evening I stood in a traffic jams, at the crossroads of Petrozavodskaya and Dybenko.
There is a huge jeep in front, so what is beyond the horizon is not visible. Silently cursing the brave police and jealous of the speed of the cat, we slowly but still advanced.
Drivers badly biked bikes and remembering Luzhkov’s mother maternated.
Tired of all this, I dumbly look in the rear-view mirror at a blonde sitting in a mini-wine and miraculously, through all the traffic, a motorcycle, not a scooter, namely a motorcycle "Riga-1" is penetrated. As a child, our generation used to ride. Gasoline must be diluted with oil. I noticed from a distance that she, namely the grandmother who sat on it, poured too much oil into the tank, because the pipe of her smoked like a fog in London.
When this motorcyclist was passing by me, I waved her, she saw, waved, and was about to jump into the narrow gap between the American jeep standing in front of me and Lada, as the doors of the jeep opened and the gap became so narrow that the mouse would not jump through, not to mention the motorcycle.
The grandmother spoke loudly to the Jeep passengers:
-Comrades, could you close these doors so that I could pass through?
“Here is you, we stand and you stand.
Not confused, she turns out, enters the door of the jeep from behind and really gives on the gases, the pipe smokes incredibly, a whole cloud of smoke rises, naturally everything goes to the salon. The jeep closes the doors and the grandmother flies safely.
Apparently in vain I thought she poured oil into gasoline, I think now what to share.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №38979
 17.11.2010
The mortgage is not a prison, there will be no amnesty.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №38978
 17.11.2010
1st If a man was a vegetarian, would he become a zombie?
2nd Well, if those people are full of vegetables, then yes...

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №38977
 17.11.2010
From the news tape of one of the popular Novosibirsk websites:
Lawsuits killed in Novosibirsk rivers

[ + 50 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №38976
 17.11.2010
If the internet is a bunch of shit, then Google is a bunch of shit.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №38975
 17.11.2010
xxxh: I ran into one office today in business, so they are called Sergei Sergeevich, the name of Satan. On the door of Odmin, it is written "Satan SS".

[ + 88 - ] Comment quote №38974
 17.11.2010
"Just pulls out the employer’s question "What do you know?"... In karaoke I sing ohuenno, fucking!"

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №38973
 17.11.2010
XXX is
Is it BIG or BIG?

XXX is
Or the bigudine?

XXX is
BIGUDAIN

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №38972
 17.11.2010
Alexandra (11:29:01 16/11/2010)
These kids will get me!! It was necessary to come up with a proposal with uniform circumstances. In the sea, in the river and in the pond, my cat writes in the water.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №38971
 17.11.2010
Allex: Here is the type I am all such here I stand all in the negativity and in the hollow and all that, but there it is on the hill type all such in flowers and smells and the source of pleasures non-terrestrial, all such ah straight. And then I take it and begin to throw my whirlwind into her palace and stumble at her flowers.
No1 is it?
Allex: That she explained to me the essence of our quarrel, I am in shock
Non1: Well my sister has always been different in image thinking =)

[ + 103 - ] Comment quote №38970
 17.11.2010
In the city there is a street on which are in order:
Yellows
Kindergarten
Schools
The Institute
The cemetery

And even after school there is a turn to the street on which there are PTU and behind it a fool.

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №38969
 17.11.2010
<Zubastij_Sobak> The worst punishment is loneliness. The person gradually goes crazy, begins to talk to himself, etc.
I live with my wife, son, wife's brother, and we also rent a room with a friend who is constantly guested by a mistress (wife's best friend, expel is not recommended). I think the worst punishment I would have survived.)

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №38968
 17.11.2010
News from Yandex:
Yanukovych fired Leonid Chernovetsky from the post of head of Kiev

XXX is repeated.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №38967
 17.11.2010
From the forum on making New Year's toys with their own hands ""Snow toys": rub on the shovel foam..." Continue reading It was scary!!! to

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №38966
 17.11.2010
From the hub, discussion of RF domains:

It could have been worse...

I dictate the address of Mr. Nakamura.
Yes I am recording.
The Japanese “on”.
How is it written?
—... — helplessly looking at the visit card, cries, trying to explain what it looks like な

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №38965
 17.11.2010
If you had two apples, the rotten and the normal, what would you share with me?
Yyy: He would eat both.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №38964
 17.11.2010
Nastya (15:09:59 16/11/2010)
Watch the movie "Eat, Pray, Love"

Starfish (15:10:22 16/11/2010)
Blockbuster "Steal, Kill, Fuck the Goose"

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №38963
 17.11.2010
In my childhood, I was always interested in how fairy eggs remove apples from the back.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №38962
 17.11.2010
Are you wearing a coat?

YYYY: Yes

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