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[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №37878
 25.10.2010
in the forum
Please name from 5 to 10 volumes of Dubrovsky.
Yyy: If I were in Dubrovnik 10 volumes I would have left school in 8th grade)

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №37877
 25.10.2010
Talk about Ash. Girl and Boy (D)
I don’t like to dress myself.
d) I too
I like to chew gently.
P) What? O_O

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №37876
 25.10.2010
With no hassle, the hopper does not reach the ability of an ordinary wife to doze and shake the grandmothers.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №37875
 25.10.2010
Q: What to write at the end?
A: The conclusion is usually the outcome of everything written.
A: That’s why it’s so important.
A: And what is the outcome?
Q: What did I do with all this stuff?
Better to lie here :)

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №37874
 25.10.2010
Life is just a bunch of everything that happens. c) Homer Simpson

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №37873
 25.10.2010
How can we reduce the number of hungry and unhappy people in the world?
Go and sing...

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №37872
 25.10.2010
The evening. The older sister - a blonde (30 years old) is watching a movie on television. In advertising, I switch to broadcasting about other planets and worlds.
Blonde is Fou! That you are watching? How can it be interesting...?
I: You don’t understand, it’s so fascinating, maybe there’s another reasonable life elsewhere...
(According to the planet Pluto)
I: Did you know that a year on Pluto lasts 250 Earth years?
Blonde: In the sense? o_o
I: Well, Pluto makes one orbit around the Sun in 250 years
The Blonde: Aaa! This is how the year counts!!! to

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №37871
 25.10.2010
I talk to a friend on the phone.
How to say in English: Mom, am I pregnant?
zzz: Mom, I'm pregnant...
here I hear behind me a whistle...broken cup and mom O. o fuck barely denied))here is a friend, here is a friend)))

[ + 51 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №37870
 25.10.2010
Better they treat their children like that.
xxx: on one forum found almost 3 pages of discussion of how the godmother bit the reptile Niku.. and only a fool at the end of the third page understood that Nika is a Yorkshire terrier...

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №37869
 25.10.2010
†Creator of destiny†: The...
Tagged: meat...
†Creator of destiny†: Some Wrong Rabbit
That’s Chernobyl XD

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №37868
 25.10.2010
From Zh.

The Border:
The purpose of your visit to Latvia?
To swim, to swim.
How is it? The Occupation? 8 [ ]

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №37867
 25.10.2010
In short, my brother came home in shit. I split up and sat down on the couch. He looks at the cat. And he gives her a finger on the couch: “You’re going to sleep here fucking!” I said so! And then don’t ask me "where will I sleep?"

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №37866
 25.10.2010
I had a brutal Facebook spam.
I put a cup in the cup, I think I’ll drink a cup. then the neck gets on the eyes I think a nakher, I better make cocoa, and pour 2 tablespoons there. I pour all this with boiling water with the thought that I make tea, I remember that I make cacao and pour milk.I think "nax;milk, I don't like tea with milk"I will pour there sugar and still not drink, mix and only coming into the room I understood what I drink :D

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №37865
 25.10.2010
News on mail: "Bugs disappear in the woods and escape from rescuers"
Probably good collectors.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №37864
 25.10.2010
Dj Vyatich 4.5% (23:10:24 16/10/2009)
I thought you smoked again.
VkUs_Nezhnostti (23:10:37 16/10/2009)
has gone
Dj Vyatich 4.5% (23:10:59 16/10/2009)
Oshol
VkUs_Nezhnostti (23:11:25 16/10/2009)
If I love eating, sleeping, swallowing, trahatsho and throwing socks around the room, it doesn’t mean I’m a man.! to


[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №37863
 25.10.2010
Pictures of a beautiful girl:

111: When I trolled in contact, I specifically took such photos (found them on the websites of foreign modeling agencies) for fake accounts. Ashots on them for some reason were active. He even invited me to Egypt.
222: Do you write from Egypt?

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №37862
 25.10.2010
I went with Kidder to the exhibition of wax figures.
Topic: The Gods and Heroes of Ancient Greece
Kidder stood long before the figure of the Minotaur, 2.5 meters tall and relief like the three terminators together.
Then he said, “Hopefully, this cliche will do it!”"

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №37861
 25.10.2010
A letter from Aeroflot came with advertising for new flights on "strand" destinations. The title of the action - "Momentally - in the sea!". Do I have any advertising associations???! to


[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №37860
 25.10.2010
YYY: Oh, but the one you drink I like more...
xxx thank you. I like you too, only when I drank.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №37859
 25.10.2010
Scandal: Soloviev and Sobchak on TV. Cut out of the air

Soloviev says: Do not use words whose meanings you do not know.
I think it is monotonous...
The curtain.

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