At first, you hear through the dream the hearing stones and you do not understand what it is.
Then they intensify, you still do not open your eyes and hope that it just seems to you and now it will end.
After a minute, you are already lying with your eyes open and realize that this is not a dream and that it did not seem to you. The sounds intensify.
A slight cold runs through your back. The feeling of complete condemnation settles in the shower.
You know that now it’s certain, the end... Yes, that’s it. Your child woke up in the neighboring room.

Technical support of the bank
...
Client: So it turns out, your bank is shit?
This is a rhetorical question, I do not answer it.

From the forum - I decided to try this iPhone4. The memory in it is 16 gigs, bought in the official iPhone at the beginning of May, it has a case. Reason for selling: Jobs is foolish.

Jackie is better than Chuck. Even when he smiles, he smiles...

Those who flood are active pirates.
They are just pirates.
There are still poor pirates - these are those that markets 10 hits on a single disc are still buying!

Young people, do you know why you need to study, to be a botanist, to sit and learn textbooks, to whisper for 60 hours a day? To come to school for 10 years on a personal Porsche Carrera.. only when I saw their faces, I realized that it wasn't all in vain))

Blade to! Well, how to explain to an American business colleague that in Russia, they don’t drink Aktimel on the shale!! to

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I have a shorter at work when creating the ECP system itself generates a password difficult to select and a password phrase to it to be easy to remember, for example, I have the password fhj[jvjnvfcc] on the compilation, and the password phrase - a fragrance hemp marked the assistant enter the first 3 letters of each word in Russian letters on the Latin layout
So here...
[12:52:49] he just called the client and said - I forgot my password, remind me
I said I’ll look for it.
[12:53:17] hhhhhhhhhhh: this is how to call him and say that he has a password, a lame chicken moisturizes a martyche?!)

//xxx: spring of Pidor's colour

Not a whitening, but a bleaching. If the pudors stick a rainbow (by the way, incomplete) on the flags, it does not mean that it belongs to them.

Fuck it, really...

Yyy: Well, I’m going to Thailand next week, for 2 weeks.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Do you have sex tourism?
No without that :)
Have you watched Transformers?
Oh yeah... what does that have to do with?
“Well, you come to Thailand, you go to their neighborhoods with red lights, you find a pretty girl there, and she’s a transformer.
Would it mean?
Oh, you take her into the hotel room, you dress up, and between her legs there is such a bamboo...
I hate you.

Zoi!! to
Where are you?
Without you, it’s so dumb.

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YYY: What is the problem? Rest calm and that’s all. Nothing will change from one year, in the Petrovsky times they served for 25 years in general. It was really a shit :)
Zzzz: It’s all done, dogs

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh My patience is broken! I go to the toilet!

A: In fact, there are two girls I would marry. and hasty.
I’t be in your place...
A: Emily...

C Wiki

Most Russian men are homophobic because of the fact that the Russian mind has very strong metastases of the criminal code of honour. Any serious person, no matter what he is doing, subconsciously meets the naras and tries to ensure that there are no noticeable violations of prison taboo in his service list, for which he will have to pay back. Therefore, the life of the Russian macho is like a permanent spirit session: while the body is bathing in luxury, the soul wraps the term in the zone.

<sancho> is good for you! Yesterday again all night with this fuck! How he touched me! I don’t want to read at all!

<sancho> Eye... With a DVD that is!

We drove with a young man in the bus home.Walk thoughtfully into the window and we observe this picture:from the window of the lighthouse, a guy, happily smiling, pulls a bottle with white fog into the window (what is it?O_o).The driver of the neighboring car takes the squad and continues his way further.

The Chinese lamp with a dynamomachine ceased to work.
I opened it, and there are two batteries. The villagers.

I am a loser, I have changed three jobs in the last year. It is worth getting arranged, to work for a month, as the office starts tough problems, then the tax will go on, then the customers will disappear...in general I got tired of all this, I got arranged for the administration of a small settlement, I think at the municipal service nothing will happen, guarantees there, the budget all that....
Oh, I worked for three months and in the budget crazy money has ended, now the entire administration is sitting without a salary.
And today I came to the soap spam, "Let’s clean your karma" I don’t know whether to cry or laugh(((

xxx: Yes, I’m so sexy that when I buy paper wipes they automatically turn into wet wipes;)