The customer calls the tech support and asks to look at the site - something there is very wrong after its adjustments. They say the page where to watch - our employee enters and the first phrase - ah, fuck... then - yes, yes, I see.

The scientific method rolls!
Zzzz: Oh, I welcome you colleague! I managed to do so in puberty. just tried different combinations of all kinds of means and behavioral habits, and recorded the frequency of appearance of acne as a result. It turned out that the most effective - no chemistry, it was enough to wash twice a day with very hot water, and then thoroughly wipe the face with a towel (before this did not wipe out - I thought what sense, but when the skin is wet and fresh). I now understand that hot water expanded the pores, and the towel absorbed excess fat, without overdrying, and peeled off the peeled particles of the skin. Thank you for the science!
zzz: ps: no remedy from the store / pharmacy worked.

My father is an engineer of old hardening. Svokor is an engineer of a slightly newer hardening (he is ten years younger). My husband is a modern programmer. One day at a family feast there was a conversation about light bulbs, bulbs and energy savings. It turns out that there are three big differences. Because the father begins to draw a scheme, it is easier for the mother-in-law to merge a demonstration sample and measure with a tester, and the husband began to compose a script so that he could count.

Remember, in the far 2007 we had one office in our customers for the production of some niche software there, where in the development department was a head of the name Sboev, a programmer by the name Lagin, and a system engineer by the name Anikeev. Now I seem to understand the subtle humor of their staff department.

Olympics under neutral flag. Oh yes! A black flag with a skull and bones is perfect!
You are the best!

> may be cooked... may not be cooked

The wife inserted the stone - "I looked at its composition, maybe not the sausage..."

Comments on Tracker:
Give someone a series!
WOW: In order to distribute the series, you need to download the series first, and we do not have siders (

Dances - Part of Rituals

Oh, and do not forget to add that in primitive cultures, dancing is a prerogative of men, for which they are long and carefully prepared. And that they also dance, for example, to cause rain. And not just that, but with snakes in their hands. This is where sex is!

And in general, it is fun to watch here as almost the entire female half in the emphasis does not see the sexual background of dances, and the male - sees perfectly. I always thought that the attraction of a man to a woman was stronger than that of a woman to a man. In addition, a woman too often does not suspect that her touches, the appearance of some of her unclosed or, on the contrary, tightly clothed parts of the body, the position tightly - non-figured so excite the man. Of course, if she is beautiful.

What surprises me is this: if you are REALLY so distracted by sex and lose self-control when you see “parts of an unclosed female body,” are you unable to pull the shaking streams to that body, as the world has not yet collapsed? Why give millions of bribes, if it is enough to launch a half-naked lady into the office - and all, any document will be poured with saliva and signed without looking... Or is it not? Are you still able to control yourself? You just don’t think it’s necessary if it’s just about a lady there who is samurai.

of concern:

Have you ever wondered why our coffee machines have become so popular? I don’t need a husband!!by 11

Maybe because people like to drink good coffee without putting a lot of effort into making it? And you would, dear, all about men.

Volkswagen wants to buy a stake in the Russian automotive plant GAZ.
YYY: And what will be called the joint project – Gazenvagen?

X: I have a rainbow from 2007
xxx: who does one, but very important thing
YYY: Does it not work?

I haven't read the newspapers for a long time, and I decided to "shake the old".
What to say. Articles without comments - money for the wind

// So, with dances, the capture of the partner, kicking and passing from foot to foot has nothing to do with.

Courses for junior commanders.
Chapter "Recreation", section "Active forms of leisure", sub-section "Dancing in public places".
§ 1. Capture a partner.
§ 2nd by Toptany.
§ 3. Moving from foot to foot.
§...

"There are people with deviations that are aroused by commodities."

The deviation is only if in the head of the CME3 or in the tail of the platform. And if the tail is a car or half-car, then this is the norm, tanks are wildly sexy.

>>> I ordered a glass table with iron legs and 4 chairs. I got a glass table today. without feet. And without chairs. I am intrigued.

Just a bunch of hungry homeless corrosion attacked on the road. We have it all around.

Oh shit, he hated me! God, if you give this importance, you can touch the mind. I have everything simple – my children should listen to me and obey me, it is for their own good. And fuck, how they hate me there - it's a teenage jerk that will pass. And if they come up, there is always a belt. And you keep dancing with the drum around your broken "children" and tighten them up.

I remember the saying: guard the tears of children so that they will have something to shed on your grave.

Seeing people cling to this short life with all their strength,

You know that none of them expect to go to heaven.

I went today to buy winter shoes, and next to the couch, Daddy and little son dressed shoes.
That’s what you like, right? As an example, they sit on their feet.
I like the class, I like the class.
Father, helping to put on the second shoe:
The price is normal, then we will take them.
My son is in shock:
And what is all? Will we go nowhere to look? I will always go to the store with you!

In the FSB:
I am not a spy, my own.
Let’s check now. Do you know the words of the third couplet of the Russian anthem?
Of course I know:
A wide space for dreams and for life
The next year opens up...”
and stop! Most Russians do not know the first...