I work near home. Work is dirty. I go home in work clothes.
We meet a young, cute mommy, with a small and seemingly very shy boy.
The boy looks at me and asks Mommy, “Mommy, Mommy, let’s take my uncle home.”
Mommy in a serious and instructive tone: “We don’t need such an uncle.
The boy says, “Is that because he’s a bombardment?”
Mom was very upset...
Children are burning with napalm.
Little boosted the mood for the rest of the day.

In the morning, when I got up and went to the bathroom, I saw something terrible in the mirror and thought, “Well, the apocalyptic rider is here, why am I late?”

#Easiness

> And I've tried to go crazy in the bordell - don't take it!

In addition to equality, there is also equality.

During family quarrels, the prince, brought to white hardening, spoke to the Sleeping Beauty:
I saw you in the grave!! to
Then he thoughtfully added:
And not only saw...
The spouses immediately accepted.

Power will not see honest business until business sees honest power.

In the summer I had to go on a road trip to Novosibirsk.
In front of me, on my mother’s knees, was a 4-year-old boy sitting. Great as such. and smiled. He asked about everything he saw. I attracted attention and smiles without knowing it. He lived in love and understanding.
And here comes a guy in the road. Probably 17 years. Sitting next to them. And the boy immediately pays attention to the boy's left hand - she is underdeveloped. Fingers curved and the brush looks very unnatural.
The boy looked at the boy’s hand for a few minutes. Then climbs into the backpack, which he holds in his hands, gets out of the bag a traveler. He applies to the hand of the guy and says with great pity - "Don't hurt..."
A couple are almost crying. And the guy quietly pressed the traveler with the other hand. He said “Thank you!” The boy and his mother came out after a few stops.
I think this is a great example of education! Thanks to the child’s parents! May he be well!

There is no bad without good. At the 2018 Olympics banned Vitaly Mutko.

If a person is in the ocean, then with the flat Earth he is obliged to see the shore, because the land always rises above the surface of the water. Chess and mat twice.

>>> and > Yes, and the sale of cannons is also painted with photos of the sites of mass shootings of innocent human victims.

"The packaging displays the variant of serving", yeah?and ;-)

Did you have a brain stroke before lunch?
YYY: We have removed him.

to this:
By the way, I wonder – what was instead of "he didn’t call in the morning" at a time when there were no phones?

In medieval Japan, for example, it was supposed to send a servant smsky in the morning. Poetic, on inflated paper, preferably with the attachment of some flowering branch. And otherwise – "he did not write in the morning", yes.

About the leadership that requires a lot of unnecessary:
XXX: This DudeBobism Strengthens
YYY: Where is it stronger? Diamonds can be cut!

In short, it’s time to stop working without weekends. I need to talk to the neighbor, I go home in the evening, I watch his window burn, I think - fine, he is at home. Then I turn a glance at my apartment and seriously note - yes, and I am not at home.

On porn sites in the category "Rape" posted match "Liverpool"-"Spartak" (7:0).

Guys, if you’re not happy with something about girls—the way they think, for example, or that sometimes they don’t know what they want, or they want but are silent—I can offer you an easy way out. Sleep with each other. There you will be all clear- wanted sex- "Vasya, let’s fuck"- and all the business. And you can also drink a beer with a lover and he will not hysterize.
Well, leave the girls to us, they like us like them.

My girlfriend, Olya, was taking a shower, and the word “KATJA” appeared on the mirror, which my friend, to whom I gave the keys of the apartment yesterday, gave a finger to meet Katya.

Fuck how much! What a hero, if there is a line somewhere (entrance to the subway, entrance to the escalator), then there are always fools that bypass the line side by side and enter it. And other fools, instead of pushing them away, let them in. It terribly enough. Be people and not fools!!! It is on the back, not on the side.

I have always had fun, as about hormonal instability people say, who under the influence of hormones constantly think about sex and meaninglessly measure heartbeat (direct effect of testosterone - libido and status disorders).
Why was it fun? If people are constantly thinking and measuring, do they have everything stable?

Anna: For a few years, I went to work in Northern Yensay. And every morning the same grandmother rushed over the road there with her little granddaughter 20 meters from the lighthouse - to the garden, apparently, led. I hope the girl will live to her own brains and they will be better than the grandmothers.

The dispute began as if not entirely about languages, but rather about Cretan architectures... even Basic can be assembled into a mascot, less than a few times.
But using the Modern Paradigm with rituals and drums, you can safely leave in the matrix of resources 10, 30, and at least 50 times from what is really necessary. When a 8000-point chart is built for three or four hours, because each point is an object, that is what it is. I will not call a specific software, but it exists and is widely used.
And the point is that for this achineas objects are not really needed, but you need to be just a hint... in the sense of a quite modern programmer, going in line with current concepts. I can write exactly the same nonsense on several different assemblers on the same principle, and it will work for an hour instead of three just because of the assembler’s steaminess, if I reproduce the level of nonsense accurately enough.
For a minute, two hundred milliseconds. Including scaling, app calls and filling the resulting window with graphene trioxide with a mixture of beautiful rendering. And what’s on it, what’s on the pluses, what’s on the asma, what’s on the vasic will be about one hern much shorter than a second.
You can divide each other :)
TL: Dr; – You have finally risen, gentlemen developers. There is no forecast for you :(