I sit at the passport table (Kharkov) which begins reception at 9:00. The people get up from 7:30 and take the turn. In the general hall hangs a 55' panel with an electronic line display. 20 minutes before the reception, a guy enters the specialty, silently turns it and takes it away. All those present were convinced that nothing extraordinary was happening until at 9 a.m. the passport staff did not raise the spark.

Why are there no good, highly intelligent films? Did you go to Pornhub?

YYY: And it’s the same, the whole remake...

zzz: There and the finish is almost the same everywhere

Haishnikov’s calls for drivers to behave properly on the road for our dwarfs is the same as addressing this to the reverse side of the moon.

I would ask! The reverse side of the moon will never cut the visible because its crown is crushing. It is not useful to get sick in the left row 60 on the speed six-band, because "I bought a foreign mark, I have no place in the row with jiggles." And, probably, it will not scream on satellites on geostationary orbit that it has its parking space there.
In short, the reverse side of the moon is much more intelligent and conscious, and it would be better to dig a sealed base there at a depth of a hundred meters and settle there - at the maximum distance available at the moment from our drivers.

xxx: (Citation to the photo, where the man "sweet" drinks quas) When he travelled more than a hundred kilometers a day on the big.
Where did you go and where did you go?
XHH: Well, we guys found the bike route on the site. Everything started well, the route was designed for 10 hours and 80 km long, but 2 times backed up in an impenetrable forest, grown with cranberry, 1 time we drove through a wheat field above the knee, crossed the river and crossed the river several times because of the forests. They were riding well.

at one of the universities of Minsk. A Jew laughs at a Turkmen who explains to the Uzbek in English that the Lebanese speaks poorly Russian.

photo of chicken cucumber with label "Robber pigs"

- And your pork turned out to be a mutant, he beat my eye and removed the cortex.

Golosptic: I understand the archives of accounting and other business papers.
golosptic: I find in it a circular letter of OGPU from 1924 with the signature of Berries and Artuzov.
Golosptic: Don’t ask me.

The Oaphoncheg

From the news: "... restaurants brought pizza to the store and fed free future iPhone X owners, while advertising their brand."

When is the next one out? I look like a clock.
The student.

fzn7: It is unclear why the programmer tells the business how to select frames.

AlexZaharow: And why does HR tell business how to choose personnel? Moreover, the programmer does the job, and HR does neither business nor work.

By the will of the font, which denies the transcription letters, the menu appeared a block stool, a suitable cream, a cake "aher" and, attention,
Cheesecake
The fucking.

Again, the unforgettable Ambrose Ambroisevich escaped with his unsatisfied stomach cadastre." - Unfortunately, it is not on this resource of unforgettable classics to quote. I hold my hand with respect.

Shakherezada said: “Don’t forget that the history of human development is the history of sexual harassment that has been crowned with success.

The acquaintance works as an accountant in the office N. Her job is to conduct all kinds of documents, bills, etc. In the famous 1C.
The office is small, the budget is small, the computers are old.
So it happened that 1C-ka on her PC took the mode of "topping" for a few minutes. You have to work!
The girl realized that even if the "picture" was hanging - the form itself works normally and the data is killed! Well, she filled it using Tab and Enter. Over time, she got stuck in the matter. When the program resurrected...
One day, the director visited the accounting office and was confused by the following scene: a young accountant drinks coffee cups, dropping on a chair, and on the monitor - the 1C form fills itself, is carried out and goes where it needs to be!

People’s Unity Day is the day when the power of billions tells the poor Russians that they are one people.

I go into the room with a girl, she is knocking something behind the compass.
D is fucking. No is! No is! Stand up! The cancellation!
I – what happened?
Damn, I didn’t get into Amigo.

xxx: Today, a person who stood overnight or the type of one in line for a new phone, which in a couple of weeks can be taken with delivery to the office, asked me if it wasn’t worthwhile for me to spend precious time reading articles about the setup and hidden capabilities of Android, because you can take a “normal device” where everything from scratch. I found nothing to answer.

Patented names are:
- Meat-containing product "Led next to meat"
Products containing raw materials "Extrapecia saw the milk pipeline".

here here :
As a professor of philosophy sees the fault of the car, only when the wheel has crashed, the wheel has crashed or does not start - so we only under Gorbachev realized that something was wrong, and only under Yeltsin - that shit.

and lol. Yeltsin himself was a fucker, and to himself, and to those who happened to be nearby.
Z is. We have not forgotten how he begged with tears in his eyes not to drive him out of the CPSU, and the false promise not to carry out reforms at the expense of the people, and to put his head on the rails when prices rise.

The whole essence of our company is obvious: there is always expensive liquid soap, lavender air refresher and expensive dense single-use paper towels in the sorting hall. But every time, every time I want to go in to fuck, there is no toilet paper in the cabins.
In general, employees are divided into three categories: the first check the resources before the start of work (and keep their spare roll of paper in their desk), the second - in the course of the process heroically find a solution using the available funds (seeing that there is no paper, take towels in the hall and scratch their ass with them). Third ones first themselves, and then on the phone ask for resources (paper) from the first.
Does this third help?
XHH: I don’t know how you do – and we don’t refuse to help our bosses.

For some reason I have never encountered an iPhone user singing or insulting his iPhone.

There were two iPhones (both gifts, so I had to use). How they wasted me, to remember disgustingly. When the second, finally, died, I was delighted to buy a good Android smartphone that does everything I need and exactly the way I need it. I will not go back to the iPhone for any carpet.