I own the meat machine perfectly. I have a kilogram of meat twisted - like two fingers!

From Zh Šestakov:

AutoVAZ has chosen a few miserable names for its new machines. Idiots, you’d better turn to me. They would get normal names cheaply.

Lada Volkswada

Lada Stavrida

Lada Golgofa

Lada Bibica

Lada Kastetta

Lada Kakava

and

Lada Gaga

P.S Another must be the “ambulance” Lada Bahila and Bablada.

There is no home antivirus at all. The virus picked up in 6 years only once, when the microSD card found on the street dropped into the computer. So the myth about the rise of viruses is just a myth!
YYY: Good that you did not find a used condom on the street.

xxx: I eat wooled pasta under the bechamel sauce with cubes of branches and mushrooms...mm
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

I smoke on the balcony, I look down, and there, on the skies, 5 goats pass from the yard. Demoticates the inscriptions on cigarette packs.

immoral
I remember when I had one phone, I was also very afraid to lose it... and once it happened... and it was terrible... I walked around the apartment and looked for it... I looked for it and almost cried...
And here I was stunned!! I need to call him!!! to
I take my phone out of my pocket and start picking up.
And now tell me, at what point should I have realized that I am a Dawn?

Yesterday at 10 p.m. I went to her for a cup of tea.
I came home at 6 in the morning.)
HHH: It never happened to me! Drinking 10 cups of tea per night.

Start of project chat today:
[11:35:09] Xxxxxxx Sergey: fuck
[11:35:42] Alex Yyyyyyyyy: Serge, you made six mistakes in the word "hello" :D

[2:58:22] Dawn: the last time I spoke with a girl she demonstrately looked out the window
[2:58:35] Jan: a dumb chicken she is)
[58:42] The dawn: I will give her)
[2:58:43] Jan: x)
Janet: I am sleeping
[2:58:54] Dawn: sweet dreams, dumb chicken

Happiness is the process of gaining pleasure in spite of difficulties.

Closed information
I visited once with Valera, a friend of childhood, in the country. They sang songs under the guitar, remembered the former... the doorbell.
Arrived to discuss some working moments brigadier of Tajik - Mikhail
and Anatoly. He is a tall and important old man, seventies. Always wearing a strict costume, even in the summer. The Tajik people respect him and fear him.
We are standing three near the house, I miss while my friend and Mikhail Anatolyevich agree on the front of work for a week. Anatolievich writes with pearls
"Parkers" numbers in a leather notepad and throws clarification phrases.
Valera decided to do mangal and began to remove the Swiss clock from his hand.
$20,000, which he was very proud of. Suddenly, the clocks jumped and flew to the asphalt from a height of one and a half meters. We only managed to shake up, and then internally... disaster!
But ten centimeters from the ground, with the speed of the mango, he picked them up.
by Mikhail Anatolyevich. He returned the watch to the owner and, as nothing happened, continued:
“You need to dig a well deep, a ring of nine or ten.”
We didn’t have the rings:
“Michael Anatolyevich... how did you get so far away?
Go back and pick up the clock! thank you! I don’t even know how you
to thank!”
“Thank you will be enough.”
We still haven’t gotten this superman’s case in our heads...
“Would you be able to catch it again?”
The old man quietly approached the squats lying on the porches of the porch, gave us five pieces for two and said:
"And now throw the stones at the same time from both hands to my side."
We threw a miracle... He caught four out of five.
“Oh, the reaction is no longer that,” the old man cried, looking at the one who turned around.
Asphalt, the only not caught.
Valeria and I have been standing for a long time with open pouches.
“Michael Anatolyevich, how did you learn that?”
“It’s not hard, guys, if you exercise 12 hours a day.
During the 10 years. I have not always been a brigadier.
“I used to work on the Red Square.”
by Valera:
“I thought you were an officer of the FSF.”
Mikhail Anatolyevich, lowering his voice:
“No, I served in another organization, but this is secret information...”
After the old man left, we rushed as little children to throw each other’s sticks (Would you not rush?) Of the five, we managed to catch only two and not every time. But to be four, and even thrown out of four hands, it seemed fantastic.
Valera had connections in various "closed" departments and he wanted, no matter what, to know "who is mister Mikhail Anatolyevich"?
A month passed, but Valera did not know anything about the mysterious old man with a cat reaction. My friend was nervous. He even suspended some deals. A car sent back, away from sin.
He even complained that he could not negotiate with Michael since then.
Anatolyevich: "It's somehow uncomfortable, who knows who he is and in what spheres he rotates? » Valeria decided to find out.
One deep night, at 4:20 a.m., I was awakened by a persistent and disgusting phone call. I look at the display - "The number is secret", I remember the mother's words, I take the telephone, and from there:
"But, Grubas, I learned everything about Mikhail Anatolyevich, I just learned it.
I called!”
“That’s you, Valera, you’re shrinking, you know what time? What I learned about
What kind of Anatoly?”
“Well, that mangost is the fshabeshnik who caught my clock in the country.”
I woke up immediately and was very curious:
“And that, not Tom, who was he?”
“It’s good that you lie on the bed or fall. Attention to the drum
Fracture: and so our Mikhail Anatolyevich, really worked on the Red
square for 12 years.
He stood at zero kilometers and caught the little thing that the tourists threw behind their backs in order to return to the "Golden Head".

A girl in the kindergarten looks closely at the teacher's manicure and says:
- Olga Alexandrovna, you have such long nails.
and yes. Do you like?
I like it. Probably climbing trees well.

Andrew: I need to choose the color of the camel in the ring, name your favorite
well probably #36648B
Andrew: A tough way. Which of us is a woman?

yyy (21:37:41 14/11/2010)
You know a joke.
yyy (21:37:45 14/11/2010)
I was in America this summer.
xxx (21:37:48 14/11/2010)
Yes-Yes
yyy (21:37:54 14/11/2010)
There was a Jew who didn’t speak Russian at all.
yyy (21:37:56 14/11/2010)
I only knew a few words.
xxx (21:38:00 14/11/2010)
:D
yyy (21:38:04 14/11/2010)
One day he comes to me and says
yyy (21:38:21 14/11/2010)
Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck
xxx (21:38:24 14/11/2010)
ahahahahahah
yyy (21:38:25 14/11/2010)
I almost died of laughter.)

X: So you went into the Insta again? And who are you going to be?))
YYY: Well, in general, like any university, I will soon be a candidate...
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY :(

Lex: the fucking
LEXX: the urine gave up
LEXX: They determined what I sucked)
LEXX: and more Nihua

Mary (11:43:52 15/11/2010)
Oh yeah! ) No, of course in my dreams, I have meat with some sort of peanut baked in the oven!!! And potatoes in the form of pear, but it’s just dreams! and ((

Paganel (11:46:39 15/11/2010)
You wrote so deliciously.

Mary (11:47:35 15/11/2010)
I deliciously already cooked this in my head and now I have a potato with meat in my head smells delicious and looks, and it prevents working!!! You have to wait until the cockroaches eat it and everything will be normal again! ;)

YYY (18:11:56 15/11/2010)
When are you out of work?

XXX(18:12:16 15/11/2010)
Shesh, servaq rebutnu... and home.

YYY (18:12:24 15/11/2010)
clearly

YYY (4:32:11 16/11/2010)
You are where?

XXX(4:33:23 16/11/2010)
at work. Fuck to fuck...

xxx: I got 7 authorizations (
XXX: 4 of them offer to fuck with them
xxx: 2 offered their naked photos
xxx: 1 "he saw my half with another"
I don’t even know what to look at first.
XXX: The Last
I know who my half is.

I am a gift.
Q: Are you at home? =) is
Yesterday a friend came from London. They sat down and drank. He went to sleep, I went to sleep. I am on the couch, he is in my room. In short, all the norms. I wake up in the morning, sleep, I think I will be happy and go slowly. I go to wake a friend, I look at the clock at 6:30, I think something got up early... And went to sleep further. I wake up probably in two hours, we sit with him in the kitchen, drink coffee. He was like, by the way – "I turned your clock there yesterday, nothing?". I am on the machine - "Yes, no, the norms are all...".
HH: In general, I sit down and think about killing him or what?