I read anecdotes from the inette, the rubric of the blonde, "two blondes argue how to correctly write - Iran or Iraq?", the anecdote is primitive, but decided to voice it to the blonde sitting next door. She listened, then with an unrestful face turned away and looked at the bodies. I thought about myself, yes, not funny, I agree. After 10-15 minutes she turns around again and asks: “Well, is Iraq?”

Xxx: The rabbit is sucking =(
Oh fuck you!
I’ve always guessed...

xxx (17:34:25) not tearing away your lips from yours
xxx (17:34:54)I dress you slowly stretching the buttons
xxx (17:35:09) see your beautiful beautiful breasts
xxx (17:35:23) and my excitement reaches the limit
xxx (17:35:58)I go down on my knees and stretch the lightning on your shirt
xxx (17:36:13) covering your feet with kisses
xxx (17:36:43)
I take off your socks and turn your back to me.
xxx (17:37:10) I rise from my knees and kiss your gentle neck
xxx (17:37:19) my hands somewhere below
xxx (17:37:54) and behold, your body is completely naked, which makes me delighted.
XXX (17:38:11) You are turning to me again
17:38 - How beautiful is she?
XXX (17:38:45) and I just can't get away from your chest.
xxx (17:39:15)she is already wet from my kisses and becomes harder and harder every second
xxx (17:39:34) here and the shirt has already flown
xxx (17:39:46)and you are completely naked
yyy (17:43:44)Alexander Vasilyevich I said that you will have a report today!!! to

xxx: I live in Buenos Aires with 3 Argentinians, for 2 months. In two months, the kids learned only one phrase in Russian: “Skype, fuck, call.” and )

Yesterday we are going to walk with Katerina, well as we are going, I dressed jeans already collected I lie on the bed in the net surfing Katerina beautiful
Here is such
Who has the most beautiful wife?? to
I am in the machine.
With Brad Pitt!
I turned away from the bear!

He came with a friend to the clinic, bought a couple of batches, he got a couple more of the garbage and dressed on his feet, and new ones to himself and a friend on his heads and passed with him past the hordes of grandmothers without a line to the office.

We did not wait for photos of the wife lying eggs Yuri Dolgorukom for 300,000 rubles every 20th of the month ;)

Chlystyk: and today here my husband and I fought for repair and because of the child. I did my female duty.)
Svetlana: Women’s duty to give birth to a child
To give birth to a child is a social role. A duty to ruin a man's life.

The DASH...
Do you think? 😉
Yellow: Yes...
Demi Lovato)))

What are the first two things to ask a beautiful girl when dating?
iRj – age and certificate from the CVD
Al-Fuck, I meant what flowers she liked and how big her fingers were!
iRj -Aga, and then age and certificate from the CVD

If someone has not read it yet. Kill in Google "as they do in Transneft" or Navalny.

Let the people know!

The cat was put on a cliché yesterday. From his ill-looking face, it was clear that he was no longer afraid of anything in this life.

Liska: In fact, the zombies need to cut off their lower jaw and arms. And let them walk quietly, angry and hungry.

by Natali:
This is why some men show the sky in diamonds

by Natali:
But I only have vodka in my glass, and a whisky in the Gandon.

I became even stronger not to love my ex-girlfriend when she from glamorous kiso, turned into the norm of man... here she could not do this before...

Theme: Nash
HH: I love you
You will no longer be cooking.

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I am an idiot
I went to the store, called my mom, and went away. Eventually I forgot why I came. Probably for Gandhi.
I stood for a moment trying to remember what my invisible loves.
Then I remembered that I had a month as no guy and I came for waffles ><

Strel M.D. Oh yeah yes! Soon to Dr. Soon I’ll be cooking for myself one more pellet!! =) is

Mamihlapinatana is the most comprehensive word on earth (the Fuego dialect of Spanish, spoken in Southern Argentina and Chile) meaning “looking at each other in the hope that someone will agree to do what both parties want but do not want to do.”

ReZonans: Where were you?
DeGree: knocked on the door, opened, stands some one aunt and broadcasts
DeGree: Hi, we are from the company Uralsvyazinform and we are conducting a survey among the smokers of your home. Say you believe in God?