A friend from Israel in my absence sent to the office address a package - two cans of real salt of the Dead Sea, and a little bit more. At the customs, the package was handled inappropriately.
I come to work in the morning and the director says, “You have a package. The head of the Arab was sent, right? Inside something is rolling, and the salt from the cracks of the box will melt." O_o

Talk to the sister who entered the room.
She: What are you doing?
I am preparing for the seminar
She is: Clearly. Then I will not disturb.
I went to play balloons.

xxx: I finally bought a web camera, put it, now I feel like someone is watching me...
XHH: Covered with a cloth...

Go to the refrigerator. I saw the last chocolate and the last glass of milk.
With complete satisfaction I take this combination, and there is a voice in the advertisement of some delicious: "Who drank all the milk and ate all the chocolate?"
Someone is watching me...

XXX is!! I am so happy now!! to
YYY what is this?
Annie called me an oligofren!!! to
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Oligarchy is an oligarchy, right? Probably hinting on a rich guy!!! to
Yyy Anka, a wise woman, that’s what I’ll say.
XXX and so on!! to

There is a hill in our village. High, quite, with a steep slope. By the desire of the local leadership it was on the hill that it was decided to build new houses. They built. Without any elevators. On the upper floor of one new building received an apartment family - grandfather-veteran with wife, their son (also military) with wife and already their son and two daughters. The peculiarity of this family is that all the men there are named Michael. On Sunday morning, the whole family runs up the hill. The grandfather, whispering his mouth, sings:
If the Mice were bees, they would never have thought of building a house so high.

Girls, if in your presence a guy behaves like an idiot, he:
a) the idiot
B is in love with you.
He is an idiot and is in love with you.

Comments on Lenin:

There is such a technique - you say to yourself, "Now I do an unloved job for five minutes, as if it was unpleasant, but then I will sacrifice Hour for my favorite hobby."
And you actually pull in, and it doesn’t take five minutes, but half a day. Then you can rest a little and repeat again.
YYY: You won’t spend my leniency so easily!

I sit behind the comp, my beloved girl takes three tennis balls from the table, and as she was about to practice jongling, which she had recently begun to master, she stood behind my back and asked:
"Fighting how to masturbate properly..."
Then there was just a hood.
Well, I understand, we haven’t seen each other for a week, but not to the same extent.

Please give me a col.
And a hammer, if possible.
I’ll stick without looking at the floor.
Those who are so young.
Those whose hands are so guilty,
Those walking bookshelves,
Whoever is tired of writing
"Supported " and seventy bits.

A acquaintance told me. Sambit is currently working as an insider:

The wife called to work: she was crying, her cell phone was taken when she returned home. That same evening I go home - a couple of copters approach, ask to call. Well, I brought them to the courtyard, put them on the wall, searched: Oh, among the three tubes - the wife's mobile phone. He dropped them for prevention and went home.

I come home, I give the faithful, not her. Red, similar, but not her... Even somehow embarrassed before the guys became.

Why Alfa Romeo? They are going to be fucking fucking!
Do you have a reliable car?

I go home in a full bus. At one stop they stood for 10 minutes. The driver, by kindness of soul, decided to wait for the man running on the bus. Those were waiting. The man literally flew into the bus and, it must be from the overstress, deliciously so, on the whole salon... From shame the miserable did not know where to go and just got out of the bus until the doors closed.. "And for this we were waiting? " - subtly noted one of the passengers...)

Oh you are! And what about the third photo with the back standing next to the window?? to
Garatio: Boy, put on the bump! *rofl* rofl* rofl* This is Tanya, your wife!! to
I can’t get used to it, I can’t get used to it.
All night I wanted to get to know her.
The only thing that stopped was that I had a wife.
The weather, so what happens is that they are both the same person?
Kill Me Someone - Facepalm
Garage is a guy! You are just a niqabzzo cool! Just think about:
Garatio: You did not change your wife with your own wife! This is the power of will! :D

nick
She is Mom’s best friend. Well, I called her aunt...she didn’t mind when I said you’d come.

nick
She is like a second mother. Reassured

Orange is
Authorship

Orange is
2 Thoughts

Do you know what Alina surprised?
Schrödinger: Tell me
Methodius: Walked into the warehouse and poured a bowl of glue on a set for submarine sailing
Methodius: sits, rjets: "ya has glued the loaves!"

xxx: I went to the Eurosystem today to put money on the account. There are two machines, and both have some people chemists. Well, I stand, so I look at the window, here a cute girl consultant comes to me. "Do you have anything to say? Do you have a phone player?". I - "No, thank you, I'm all in my phone". "Can you look at the new cameras?". But the girl is very cute.
YYY: So what? Why is this all?
Do you need an X-Box second?

xxx: I went to the 3D pile recently... today a friend calls
XHHH: excited such a voice: Sanj, Sanj, I stash Kamrip pila jumped!!! to
I’m a guy, what did we look at recently?
He replied, “You don’t understand, we’re on the back plan!”! to

from the commandment of the Aitishnik:
Do not get there.
Do not cut it.

Broken mouse worth almost 2000r. It broke after the fall, so there could not be a guarantee. So I decided to give it to the service. There it lay for 2 weeks, after which I was called back and told that the repair would cost 1200p. Of course I did not agree. I came home and decided to disassemble it, it was always interesting to see what the mouse was inside. I broke and broke. The optics (the source of a red light) jumped out of the patch and shone to the side. Optics, her mother has jumped out of the back!!! And for putting it back, I wanted to cut off 1200!!!! I pushed back and it worked out! Now I seem to know why a broken thing is forbidden to dismantle.