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[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №38841
 14.11.2010
Comments on Child Photography:
Aslan: Olla and you have almost changed
Grow up and all

Tanya is Dada!That is exactly so!!! to
The same clever look.

Olga: the same hat and shirt)))


[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №38840
 14.11.2010
Just came to mind: Harry Potter, Ron and Hermione is the classic company of almost any roll "Eralash"
Red double and glasses.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №38839
 14.11.2010
By the way. Recently, 2-3 days ago, the zombies showed in the news how the US launched a ballistic missile, and no one knows who launched it. And not so long ago they got out of control of a system, shorter than nuclear missiles. The hell is probably going to be.
Reply to
• By John Connor at 11,Nov,10 17:42
Don’t be afraid, I’m already born.
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• By T-700 at 12,Nov,10 15:12
I am going, don’t go far.
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• By T-800 at 13,Nov,10 02:58
Go out of the bank, you don’t go anywhere, fool unworked!
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• By T-1000 at 13,Nov,10 06:08
KM to KM.
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• By T-800 at 13,Nov,10 06:13
What fucking fuck you? You are first frozen, and then in the oven, I am also in the oven, but I am a lot, and you are in a single copy, so asta lavista nahuy and sorry!
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• By T-150 at 13,Nov,10 07:27
I am a tractor, I am a tractor.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №38838
 14.11.2010
Worse than Friday the 13th can only be a working Saturday the 13th.

[ + 124 - ] Comment quote №38837
 14.11.2010
I made friends with a girl, she decided to introduce me to my dad, who is a Colonel of the Police. And he warns me, “Dad, I’m a strict, former military, so you’re more careful, okay?” I answer: "Well" in the soul I smile (I saw such dads sick), we come home to them, greeted them, and then my dad gives out: "Barsik, guests!" Here, in the hallway, a cat appears who is pulling my toothsteps... Then I realized that I got serious...

[ + 95 - ] Comment quote №38836
 14.11.2010
Advertising in the toilet: “Please use a brush!”
At the bottom, it says, “Can I write a paper? My wrist hurts very much!”

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №38835
 14.11.2010
At the Rambler discussion of the news about the modernization of the Moscow sphatofores (will become fully automatic):

XHH: At one time, I worked in an office that dealt with traffic control systems. So, all modern developments are broken down on:
- Puzanov from GAI: The guys sat on the intersection for 3 days, using special sensors recorded the dependency of the flow of cars on each of the roads depending on the time of day. The data was processed and placed in the lighting controller so that it worked optimally. At the reception came a puzan from GAI and said: "I don't need your twists here, put an interval for this street, and for this one regardless of the time of day. I know better than you how to regulate road traffic"
of our top. For example, the installation of American controllers (working normally unlike the domestic lamb) did not take place because: They don’t have a monkey mode with a striped stick behind the controller. No regime"fall smells, the official goes"

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №38834
 14.11.2010
Don’t get close to those who are too interested in you. Usually, they are either police, tax or baptist preachers. To those who really need you, you are indifferent. by Troid

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №38833
 14.11.2010
Yesterday in the office: - Serega rewrite the contract, because the LLC needs to be decrypted!!! Sergey wrote: Open Society...

[ + 63 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №38832
 14.11.2010
I finally understand that the phrase 'fuck my fuck' is somewhat specific..

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №38831
 14.11.2010
In the summer of this year on the Baikal...
We sit with friends, came on 2 UAZ Patriots, travel, alone from Arkhangelsk.See coming 2 Niva Shevi, with logos "Rulem", well clear shit-test!!! Ask- " Men, to...... far?" friend's answer: " You will jump out there, there to the left, by the stream, and our phone number +792.........., short, how you get stuck, call!" We called in 20 minutes

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №38830
 14.11.2010
xxx: so everything needs to take yourself into your hands, calm yourself, take a deep breath and live with a smile... as far away as possible from here...

[ + 92 - ] Comment quote №38829
 14.11.2010
Colossus
Do you know how to get interested?
Andrei Thinking
You are what.
Colossus
so simple
Andrei Thinking
How would you interest him?
Colossus
I will tell
Andrei Thinking
Speak to
Colossus
Then
Andrei Thinking
Kashima

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №38828
 14.11.2010
Guilds "member in the ass" need adequate people.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №38827
 14.11.2010
She has these days. He feels bad.
I: Dear, are you okay?
She said: No, fucking shit. In general, it is your fault! If it were right, I’t have it now!! to

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №38826
 14.11.2010
To start the day by looking at the alarm clock when you wake up to determine the number of minutes you can sleep.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №38825
 14.11.2010
She is:
Do you want to raise a child?
She is:
Fuck him, he is like that.
It is: Ku
Did anyone say "to fuck"?? to

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №38824
 14.11.2010
Why do men have two and Chanel has one?
by Coco!

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №38823
 14.11.2010
A man bought a winter jacket.

[ + 95 - ] Comment quote №38822
 14.11.2010
5:50 – Habit...good, I can still sleep. 6:50 I have to get up. 6:57 - I get up to count three! once... two... 9:40 - YOUR MOTHER!!! to

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