For a month I have not left the feeling that a black cat right in front of me with an empty barrel broke the mirror.

Methodology for carrying out control work:
"Control work is done by hand with a clear (selective) handwriting on the computer."
O_O

What is incest?
Well, it’s when brother with sister, mom with dad.

Katya is here!!Now you know what is female housework.
DDDD: I knew it before.)
When I get bored, I’ll bring a girl.)
As long as I endure ?
My personal space is above my lenny.)
Katya: Well, you wrapped up! about laziness with space!!!!and about the girl...I imagine a picture: brought to a girlfriend, she thinks:"well, we are fucking...."!!!You: a bowl with a cloth under the bathroom, there is a dirty piece in the bowl, a pot on the table, potatoes in the refrigerator...! to

XXX: Tell me what I don’t see anyone!!! And then I see and I don’t see again!!! to
YYY: You are murmuring
ZZZ : xd

and is:
I lost my cosmetic. And the cowards. I am sad)

Will you lend me money before I get my salary?
No, the cat was crying.
Don’t worry, I know he’s an emo.

Is it so easy to excite you?
A month of abstinence... he’s like a pioneer.
What about his tongue and mouth? and ;)
I tried it... I can’t get it (((

The Explanation. There is no sound of L in Japanese, they pronounce R.
One Japanese scientist performed well at the conference. The journalists learned,
After the war, he was a prisoner of war in Russia for several years.
worked in construction. The scientist was asked if his grandfather taught him.
A Russian expression.
My grandfather taught me a phrase that means a lot.
Work hard work.
Can you say in Russian?
Shut up, shut up, shut up.

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx People don’t live as long as you sleep.

So it became one that even started thinking to ask Santa for a man for the new year.
And now I thought that he had only deer, elves and dwarves there. Elephants and around is enough, dwarves in the universe is full, and elves because of their comps do not get out - the levels are pumped. I’m glad it came to me earlier than I would have written it to him.

[15:37:12] Anonymous: what will help from diarrhea?? to
[15:38:02] Shaitan: SpongeBob square penny

After yesterday’s corporation. I turn on the modem - it does not work - the lamp does not flash. Then I realized I was flashing at the speed of the light :)

KOrsar45: Parental habits are evil
KOrsar45: Why did you think I was like that?
KOrsar45: It’s all thanks to my dad.
KOrsar45: his merit is that I answer every phone call with a rough power voice "Base of torpedo boats! The President of the Republic of Kazakhstan is listening!"
KOrsar45: It was he who taught me to look at the whispering man in his mouth and say that there are cowards from here.
KOrsar45: And, of course, thanks to him, every time I go to the toilet, if someone is next to me, I must say to him: "Let’s go fasting - I’m catering!"
Bravin: That’s how you grew up so harsh.)

XXX: The Movie Maker! There is no titanium work preserved! What to do?? to
YYY: to wait.
xxx for a long time?? to
Yyy: Until you get used to the idea that you will have to rework everything.

Rest is when you don’t have a single thought in your head.

I read a story from past years about how a cat tried to spire and pull home (on the balcony) a three-kilogram bag with a hammer.
This is the story of my mother.
A long time ago, even in the time of Khrushchev, she worked as a geologist in the province in the organization "Intercolchozprojekt". The essence of this work was as follows: the collegiate farm is going to build some object (a cowhouse there or a vegetable warehouse), they first order the project. The first thing geologists and geodesists go to the site - they mark the territory, study the soil and give a conclusion - introductory for designers.
So my mother went with a geodeticist to one of the collages to the customers.
Geodeticist - with his main instruments - the theodolite in a canvas bag and a stall - a three-legged in his hand. In the right place, he began to install this treadmill, putting a bag with theodolit on the ground. At this time, a colloquial pig ran and, thinking that there was something delicious in the bag, grabbed it and took it.
to run. At that time, it was not usual to feed pigs in the collages - the Communist Party only tried to raise the agriculture in words, pigs (and the rest of the cattle too) lived on foot food and were, according to my mother, roasted on high and thin legs, in one word - goats.
(or to the border) In general, the young guy - a geodeticist could not catch a pig.
Theodolitus was able to take away from her only when the pig went into a hole in the fence - the theodolitus stuck.

General Motors is recalling about 1.5 million vehicles due to a defect in the heating system of the glass cleaner.
In the “Auto” they don’t understand what it’s about.

I hate sushi.
Murgancovka: I hate food where the potatoes are more than the food.

The question about the stupidity of hamsters
WOW: What is it?
HHH: I was told a story here. It seems like a real case, and the hell knows it.
HH: In general, the story is like this.
The man had a cat and a hamster at home.
One evening, a man observes a picture: next to the cage sits a cat and stares indissociably at the hamster, and he runs away from him in a wheel.
The man shrugged and went to sleep.
He wakes up in the morning and sees the same picture.
Nothing has changed since the evening, the cat sits still and drills the hammer with a glance, and he continues to run in the wheel.
The man was hysterical, but the hamster regretted and drove the cat out of the cage.
A hamster on the cushioning legs rolled out of the wheel, fell next to it and went through two days.
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