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[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №28858
 18.04.2010
A rare bobber grabs to the middle of the baobab.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №28857
 18.04.2010
What is this book about?
The rich inner world of man.
Blood, murder, intestines outside?
and UGU.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №28856
 18.04.2010
No such idiot as my neighbor needs to be sought.
YYY: And what happened?
This fool came home yesterday on his motorbike, drunk and had nothing better than to stick him to the back of my car.
You have not noticed it 😉 😉 😉 😉
Yes... yes... xD

[ + 116 - ] Comment quote №28855
 18.04.2010
The Pharmacy.
A laughing guy with a girl. They don’t look at anything and go to the box. The guy starts looking for money in his pockets and stupidly shakes, the girl presses a rose in her hand, looks at him and shakes no less stupidly.
Finally, in the tenth pocket he finds the right amount of money, stretches the pharmacist and says:
- and we can have two hematogens, one child and one with orehemia
On this day, the pharmacist believed in the light side of the world.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №28854
 18.04.2010
I want a beer :D
Why did you say :D
I don’t want to be alone :D

[ + 78 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №28853
 18.04.2010
The Spirit:



Let’s go to the crosses =)
by Ksiha:
Agha
The Spirit:
(Copy the grid by adding yours)
by Ksiha:



by Ksiha:
You lost
The Spirit:
This is no longer a whistleblower, it is a whisperer!


[ + 147 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №28852
 18.04.2010
to this:
The student of the Angar Lyceum No. 36 Bolshevorsky Daniel, who lives in the dormitory, is constantly beaten by fellow groups - in a group of 12 convicted freezers. The administration is aware of what is happening, but the director, Sokolov Nikolai Ivanovich, does not want to be disclosed. The school, which was once a normal liceum, turned into a plantation of infection: most of the students are drug addicts, criminals and just a bitch. Those few normal young people who went there to study often have a hard time. The director tries to shake everything, afraid that he will be given a hat.
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If I could help at least something...it’s not funny, so +1

[ + 100 - ] Comment quote №28851
 18.04.2010
For a year she convinced me that I was not worthy of her.
I convinced... I agreed.
Now I’m a bitch and a bitch who doesn’t want to fight for the woman I love.

[ + 105 - ] Comment quote №28850
 17.04.2010
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx With all my respect for you and for your choice. But let’s get distracted and really look at things! She is not so beautiful... Not so clever, although there are flashes, but... In general, how did she capture you?
She makes cacao without cakes.
Q: The question is removed. Advice for love!

[ + 105 - ] Comment quote №28849
 17.04.2010
XXX: I want to break my girlfriend for sex, but she doesn’t even let me shake under the belt, what to do?

YYY: Turn her up with your feet

[ + 68 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №28848
 17.04.2010
Today I bought a gigabyte high-end motherboard (ud7 if anyone is interested). And here I go on the street, all so beautiful, with a box in my hands...It was the first day in the last few years that no male infection looked at my breast confident of the third size! Everyone stumbled onto the box with envy, admiration and lust at the same time... and ridiculous, and offensive...

[ + 104 - ] Comment quote №28847
 17.04.2010
Some of our dogs have a parrot. and Jacques.
We sat with them at the table, noting something. They released the puppy from the cage. He approached the owner and asked with a woman’s voice: “Dad, did you try?”And the owner replied, “Yes, Gosha, I not only tried, I also drank.” Let us sing " Let us sing".
And he also imitates the doorbell, the Doberman is crushing, and he cries to him with the voice of the owner - "Valdán, to the place! " How Doberman has not gone mad so far - I don't know.

[ + 109 - ] Comment quote №28846
 17.04.2010
to this:

Review of the film "Veronica Decides to Die"

At the fifth minute of the film, he decided that Veronica should die, and with her all who attached to this film.

Of the positive points: she has the same cup of tea in the kitchen as I do.

The film is worth watching only if you want to know what kind of tea I have.
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Fuck, fuck, this movie I have been hanging on the hard disk for three months!All the hands didn't reach...And now I'll definitely look at it to find out what kind of tea you have))

[ + 111 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №28845
 17.04.2010
here here :
to this:
The xxx:
How to remove a number on only one page in Word?
YYYY :
Put a white square on it.
The xxx:
The idea)
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Thee! I am not the only one.)

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The content of column titles can be changed from section to section. Division into sections occurs through File->Parameters page.

With respect, the grandmother of God, who teaches the unnecessary discipline "Working with the MS-office program package".
Funny, to raise the education of the masses.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №28844
 17.04.2010
The cute black-haired girl who was at the Noiz MC concert in Perm on April 16, 2010 =) Whom an absolutely unfamiliar guy raised on his shoulder please reply. =) is
I woke up and did not ask the name or the ass =)
my aska 454 six six 4 six eight 9

Apologize for the UG up to the best, help =)

Cotte Admin Schroeder.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №28843
 17.04.2010
Here is this.

Well, here’s why it’s always so: if a girl driving Zhygulei cries at the crossroads – she can’t ride. And if Jiggull stumbles with a man behind the wheel, that Jigguli is broken... (((
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Shut up woman!

[ + 130 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №28842
 17.04.2010
It was when he was still in school.
We sit on history, and we have annual control work. Prepod young and very strict if burned, driven out and put a pair. Your submissive servant is sitting there and so extremely quickly scatters the answers from the textbook. Prep notices this.
Give the textbook and go out of class.
I: * Making movement like the оби-van whistling with the attackers in 4 episodes * you don't need my textbook.
And precisely at this time at the preacher's phone rings on which the melody, rightly, the imperial march. He stumbled and did not expel.
In a few weeks, the control is already in algebra. I sit down, it doesn’t work. Here, in a rush of emotions, I scream to the whole class "I AM THE GREAT SITH!"
At that moment, the electricity is turned off all over the school and we are released home.

Where can I get a light sword?

[ + 87 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №28841
 17.04.2010
Let him think:
Bly... They already rage such quotes about the fact that without the hands of a fox you can not suck...Dolban idiots, well, can you not suck without holding a penis in your hand???? to
___________________________________________________________________ It is not about snooping. If you get it out of your pants without your hands, I will personally give you a box of beer.
and----
I say authoritatively. Really without hands! I can’t even get it out of my pants :(

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №28840
 17.04.2010
[1:35:41] Xenia: in me lives a girl.
[1:35:48] Ksenia : )
[1:35:54] Artem : hm
Have you forgotten to give birth?
[1:36:04] Artem : -)

[ + 99 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №28839
 17.04.2010
From the ASK:
My girlfriend: No! Never deprive yourself of sleep for 2 (or give god no more!) Nights in a row!! to
First it is funny when on the second day everything around you accelerates at least 2 times, but then the real horror begins!!...
Girlfriend: it is worth blinking a fraction of a second longer and you are already in the desert trading pots and plates with your own kitchen... You open your eyes, but the sleep continues. And along with the neighbor to you may come something with socks instead of hands and ask to borrow a little creptonian strawberries!!! And you honestly try to remember where you put it.
girlfriend: you’re scratching and you seem to be returning to reality...it wasn’t here! You say something, but you don’t understand half a word. You try to answer, and the words are selected by dream imagination on the principle of consonance. And it comes out something like a tunnel-> towel-> pellet...
Then you go into the room for the right thing and suddenly the camera moves away from your back, like a third-person view. You see you go into the room, take what you need, turn your head, and instead of it, TIKVA! You run and you realize that on the road you fell asleep in the doorstep.
girlfriend: and when the folds on the blanket start to tell you your plans for tomorrow, you’re going to spat. Because tomorrow you don’t have to do two references and help with translation to a good friend. At least so said the cover.
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