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[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №36858
 03.10.2010
You remember Feng Shui?:D

Wouldn’t you be a fan? Of course, these characters are not forgotten :D

Listen to me briefly :)

Fenechka long ago tried to raise some Olya, a blonde with experience, who loves, however, beautiful words and puzzles. Fanya, although not a fool, but speaking like Pushkin, does not know at all:) It is easier for him to crush a brick on his head :)

WOW : and?

HH: So this wise man messed up with a girl from the philological. It’s terrible, but it’s like a salve :D

Three days after rewriting with this speaking quasi-mode, Phoenix dropped it, pre-filled his vocabulary with all sorts of "Love-Buy-Fly".

Oh, and for a couple of hours, he was messed up with his blonde!:D As they say, Madame was conquered ;) "We will be given!" written on the face of Phoenix today all day :D

Those characters are not forgotten XD

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №36857
 03.10.2010
We didn’t talk for two months, then you appeared, we slept and you went missing again.
XXX can tell you the same thing.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №36856
 03.10.2010
[Today 18:48] 88888: Kaspersky cock is bullying! He has been chasing a Trojan for an hour... He will find it in the basket, remove it in the basket, find it in the basket, remove it in the basket.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №36855
 03.10.2010
You will understand these girls.
222 What did you know?
Yes... everyone probably knows the female phrase, when for some reason your end hangs or just for some reason doesn’t want to stand on it: “You don’t want me? Do you not like me?”
222 is it?
1111 to go. A new word in sexology: for five days I didn't see a sweetheart, I met her, I watched her from the soul for half of the day, it's best, she has multi-orgasms, it's all done, rested, smoked, smiled, again on her shaft, and here is such an offended: "I don't like you at all?..." I peel my eyes in the misunderstanding: "What?" She said, “Why do you want to fuck all the time? “Do you think I’m too little?”

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №36854
 03.10.2010
Random
My conscience torments me.
Random
And then I worship her.
Random
When I eat
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I washed
Random
I pretend to be going to the universe.
Random
Before you go out, go out! Slowly to sleep!
Random
And she can do nothing.
Random
He also sleeps.

[ + 61 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №36853
 03.10.2010
Shturm_N: Family is when you have 5 weekends and 2 working days.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №36852
 02.10.2010
and. A friend recently told me that he really liked the films of the trilogy "Lord of the Rings". He said, “It’s so fascinating that even a book about it should be written.”

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №36851
 02.10.2010
She: To do you so bad?
Make me a fairy tale.
She: Which, bl**w, on the mine
He is a fairy tale...

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №36850
 02.10.2010
I am going today, I see the dog has made a bunch and sees traces with his feet. And then it goes backwards. Okay, I think she seems to be more pleasant. Then I hear a wild whispering dog, walking... entered the open front door of the lighthouse. And behind the car was a girl... And this girl was frightened.:-) and the dog, scared of the girl, made another bunch in the cabin... The whole street watched the girl chase the dog, shouting:' well, you shouted in my car???'. The day promises to be fun.and :-)

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №36849
 02.10.2010
Hi to you,

From corporate mail:

Everyone is requested to send their photos to the local site, so that employees know each other "in the face".

The photo should preferably be about 200*150 pixels.

Those who do not send photos before 04.10 will be photographed “in the corridor, as it happened”, or will be used photos from corporations.

thank you.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №36848
 02.10.2010
111: Drink it and let it go around.
222: So we are both!
Chapter 111: Let’s Leave!

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №36847
 02.10.2010
I went to McDonald’s for lunch with a friend.
We eat on the street, warm, summer.
I decided to buy another sauce.
Monza: I come and see: two pigeons are eating my bigmack, and this fool is filming it all on the phone...

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №36846
 02.10.2010
A 7-year-old boy’s story about programmers
In the profession of a programmer, there’s nothing I don’t like, except that girls like programmers and everyone wants to get married to them, and therefore women need to be pursued so that they don’t get hindered from working.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №36845
 02.10.2010
Zold: What love of the game is I really understood when I saw three servers in one office: Terran, Zerg and Protos.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №36844
 02.10.2010
Now I bought a medicine at the pharmacy, and there on the packaging is a colored cow that runs on the lawn and throws flowers. Now I’m really scared to read "Binary Actions".

[ + 83 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №36843
 02.10.2010
Lighting a dark street with an iPhone is a bad sign.
Yyy: especially when the SIM cards crash under your feet

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №36842
 02.10.2010
of Moscow. Today on the parking lot "only for a/m good" symbolically stood a container (on wheels) with garbage. Really a rubbish.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №36841
 02.10.2010
She talks to distant relatives on the phone.
Oh bad health! The thyroid is sick, the head hurts, the liver hurts, the heart colitis, the stomach and pancreas hurts... fucking, I was sick too!

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №36840
 02.10.2010
From the ICQ:
xxx is a joke ?
xxx: in the letter instead of Anton, good day, I wrote Anton, good, Anton)))))))
xxx: he even called me back now, asked why I was stepping over him

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №36839
 02.10.2010
I would like to see the house in half an hour.
I suggest you go in half an hour.
Hm... I didn’t think about that.

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