xxx: Nose on the bench 9 sandwiches for everyone.
xxx: 9 evidence of the sandwich axiom on the floor now

tsyplukhin: The girl in the zoo shop decided to joke at me: "Are you looking for a shampoo?"
tsyplukhin: I decided to joke in response: "I am from the tax office, came to check the documents". She was poor white. "I kiss", I said and left.

X: Imagine it’s worth a breeze, right?
XXX has fallen, right?
XXX and...

Oksana: Prikini now went on vacancy there is a chef in the restaurant of Harakiri
Every day is new?

Now Russia has tightened for residents of Germany the procedure for obtaining visas to Russia. From now on, to obtain a visa to our country, German tourists are required to submit to the consulate data on their monthly income, printing of their bank account or other documents guaranteeing that they will not try to stay in Russia for permanent residence. =) is

xxx(17:02:37 11/11/2010)
False Thursday today

yyy:(17:02:44 11/11/2010)
not
yyy:(17:02:51 11/11/2010)
Tomorrow is an obstacle.

yyy: (17:03:20 11/11/2010)
Tomorrow’s day is the same as yesterday’s Wednesday.

xxx(17:03:33 11/11/2010)
And this is Monday, shit, the real.)

Yeltsin: We will destroy our nuclear weapons together with America.

The phone is down, let me call?! to
Girl: Yes of course...
(The guy takes the phone from the girl, asks, no one answers)
Q: If I call 937 now, will you give me the phone?! to
D: the UGU
(After 15 seconds, the girl calls the phone, gives it to the guy)
P by phone: Hi brother! I didn’t want anything, I quarreled with the girl. If you call me again, she will give me...

If he accepts this course from me, I will stop respecting him as a teacher.

In Tatarstan, a service dog neutralized a cat-narco-curier
The Russian newspaper (c)

Kronos: Just broke all contacts in the agent on "Friends" and "LineageII"
Kronos: Fuck, I have no friends. = = (

In Kemerovo, once such a drunkard has gone, the prison is on the street of Liberty.

Lex Viz: What are you doing?
A: I watch a movie.
Lex Viz: I am not distracted.
A$$A: Advertising
Lex Viz: O_o Where do you go with advertising?

Suppafly
Damn, I ate the sausage, now I want to fuck someone.

Suppafly
Pyramid of Oil

Can I take the microphone with you?
yyy skype test call roulez
xxx: I have a Skype test call - the phone does not take = (((
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Do you want to attend a pyjama party?
Wow, where and when? Will the hood be loaded? Or will they be accepted again?! to
Ohhhh... again? O_O

XXX: What are you doing?
YYY: Here is a report on the subject. Sectures, Religions, and the mouth in general. You have to find out everywhere.
xxx :D
Why are you laughing?!! to
XXX: The report is submitted. At the end of the note: "During the writing changed 3 religions and 12 sect")))*CRAZY* :D

You pay twice, but save money.
by Yuri Tatarkin

My apartment is so poor that every time I bring someone to visit, I have to shout, “O God, I have been robbed!”

The horse name.

I do not know the linguistic reason, but many Czech surnames go without endings (s, -ev,...).
For example, in Russia you will often meet "Baranov", while the "parent" from the Czech Republic will have the surname simply "Baran" (Beran).

There is a friend from the Czech Republic with the name "Kozel". He told the story:

They were flying some company to the sea on vacation.
Waiting for the flight is boring - the only pleasure: bar and drinks for 18+.
It should be noted that there were a couple of other people in their company.
The animal names.

In the bar it became fun - for the time no one is watching :-) Suddenly they hear the speaker, pressed by laughter, transmitting to the entire airport: Kozel,
Suslic and Yizik go to the departure zone immediately!