Absolutely all analytical projects are made of shit and sticks. Therefore, the thicker your shit and the tougher your sticks, the more professional you are.

xxx: from childhood you hear from parents: to get rich, finish school without three, get out of school, find a job, work in the sweat of the face, make a career.
At the same time, they say you are people whose only capital is an inherited apartment from your grandfather, which has grown in price by 10 times in the last 20 years without any effort on their part. And the available money they spend mostly on pants (the type of car is more expensive, the repair is more luxurious and the house is cooler than the neighbor), buchlo (to remove stress after work) and doctors.
xxx: and really wealthy people in the choir claim that you need to spend economically, rest more, monitor your health, travel, walk and play sports.
XXX: Who can I trust?

"About music"
I have one pedal, only on the crown.
eugene: I wonder if it can be made on food from the network?
Eugene: What do you think? A thousand
Afanasa: you can buy a block to solve everything yourself
Afanasa: but it is better to take the pedal to the market, find there a radio amateur whistleblower who will do it beautifully and carefully. But it would have to be what the coward would be under the ACDC. This is what the true must be found.
Afanasa: I remember once 10 years ago, my wife and some of her friends were coming home from the club. So, I hear the taxon playing some familiar hypnotic music... loudly so. I sat and listened for 10 minutes, and then I said to the driver, “Is this a concert album, Roger Waters?” What happened next, Zhang. The man blossomed in his face. It was as if he had found a relative he had been looking for for years. I was probably the only one in many years who knew who he was. He, in response, began to brag something, to tell, then went louder and so they went on. They are like aliens, among us.

British engineer Adrian Kennedy successfully connected the internet with a conventional wet rope about two meters long. It was able to connect with a speed of 3.5 megabits per second.
"Honestly, I just had fun trying it," Kennedy said. The engineer added that if the rope is attached to the barrel, the bonus will also be a telephone line.

Ten years ago, a friend wrote a novel. He was issued. The book sold well for 150p on average. And a friend from each sold copy received as much as seven rubles!
Find out who is driving a Ferrari.

Why, by the way, everyone translates as "the ring of power"? Power – and power, and energy.

To gather them all, parallel to merge and synchronously and synphasically to submit questions.
(From Instructions to the Energy Ring)

The energy ring is a superconductive closed circuit placed in a thermostatic shell. There is a significant amount of current in the circuit. The screening system eliminates electromagnetic losses, allowing for electromagnetic communication only with the executive rings, feeding them with energy. Supply is performed
automatically, remotely, and does not require the action of service personnel.
(From the Technical Description of the Energy Ring)

In order to avoid dehydration of the thermostatic shell, do not allow heating above 4000 gr.C. In the event of de-hermetization and loss of superconductivity, explosive release of all reserve energy is possible. In the rest, it is enough to follow the instructions contained in the built-in Ring Security Block and telepathically transmitted to the service staff.
(From the Rules of Safety Technique for Working with the Energy Ring)

...the experimental set of rings from the very beginning was conducted in a non-standard mode, because the three Executive rings were not set to the frequency of the power source. As a result of the imbalance
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(From the report of the Commission for the Analysis of the Causes of Marriage)

(1): - The Excel table is not printed in color on a color printer.
IT: It is simple. Transfer to PDF, choose to print as a picture.
(1): - Excel translated into PDF to get a color table on the printer?
IT: Yes
(1) - Messiah knows a lot about perversions!

Irsa: and we in the toilet refresher "aroma of freshness - citrus" by ordinary scratching the letters on the bottle turned into "aroma of gestures - panty";

1: What are you interested in?
2 the ears.
When do you not shave?
3: And when it is not sewn, it is indexed.
I don’t always index. Percy once!

Who knows why the author does not ride a Ferrari - maybe he banally lost him in the cards: like Pushkin. After his death, the heirs remained in debt. Just like Turgenev. While he was educated in Germany, he spent the money sent by his mother so cheerfully that he was unable to receive her last package. The mail is unpaid. Life is cruel - when a genius struggled to scrape money to get, in the best traditions of the farce it turned out that the angry son of Mamula in hysteria placed bricks there.

Unlike orgasm, it makes no sense to simulate happiness.

Birthday at work.
Larisa Anatolievna, what do you want to do?
Minerals without gas.
There is only gas.
Then the vodka.

(About the new "Star Wars")

Kensuke: How about a filmmaker?
Helen: Better than the previous two parts, but the logic and physics have not yet come together.
What about men’s romance? In the good sense!
Helen: I did not see Geev. Maybe they showed me when I fell asleep.
Kensuke: No, I am about robots and explosions!

#birdly
A buffalo is something, not a pigeon, the right word. If he, crashing on the carpet, developed such a speed within the room, so that the luster would crash to death, then what will the luster be.

Nothing special. Domestic popcorns and canary dogs, if they were not released and not trained to fly in the premises, are also broken up at once, without calculating where to fly. It happens that even death depends on the severity of CT. Some manage to do this even inside the cell at night, when they are sharply scared of something. Or, therefore, they cannot be kept in cages greater than 30 cm high, because they jump and spread. Birds are very fragile and at the same time strong, because flying requires huge and effective muscles, but at the same time lightweight design.

Saying is easy

>> On yuh such a "mother", who speaks to a young child with a mate.

How do you imagine it? Typho, an eleven-year-old boy says, "Fu, mom, you're turning out to be a ham and a bitch, we need to break up! ", gathers things and leaves at sunset...

I went to the store on Friday evening on a bicycle, bought a bottle of whiskey and put it in my bike cart.
Before leaving, I thought that if I fell from the bike, the bottle would break.
So I decided to drink the whole bottle immediately before going home.
And you know, it was a fucking right decision because I fell down seven times on the way home.

We work with the bank SociétéGénérale.
A colleague who deals with this bank sent a letter to the CEO with a report. All would be nothing but the subject of the letter.. "Save General" :D

A small life hack for those who recruit low-skilled staff: call the applicant in the evening, if sober - you need to take.

3aicheg: God, well and style. Such a feeling that this article was not printed on the keyboard, but carried out activities to write it using special technical means of entering text data into the operational memory of a personal electronic computing machine.

Wi-Fi allows you to see through walls.
If there is a cup of coffee on the table, you can see that there is a small object on the table, but it will not be possible to recognize it because of the indistinguishable shape.
xxx: But you can identify a person or, for example, a dog, and in fact, any object larger than four centimeters.
yyy: In life, the technique would be useful for law enforcement, for example, when seizing an institution with hostages.
ZZZ: Or the housekeepers. Check the presence of residents, dogs, neighbors before moving the apartment.