And this is Stradivari's famous flute, in which he made holes his favorite drill.
Stradivari did a violin.
During the day, he did violin. And at night, under the cover of darkness, until no one sees he did...
The fleet?
and no. Drilled.

What if the sales points of iPhones in the military commands to arrange?

On the birthday celebration, they were drunk, locked all the doors and let the classmate in a circle of six. All evidence is available, the girl is beaten, one of the fucking roots is scratched"
The crowd: "A-a-a, she wanted to, once she went to celebrate with them, heaven broke up with the guy and revenged him / doesn't want to confess to her parents that she had drunk and fucked a group of rapists! Poor boys, they have all their lives ahead, and the fox tries to conquer them!
A man suddenly recalled that ten years ago his twenty-year-old was turned to somebody now a well-known public fuck there, now confessing to gayism. There is no proof of the time of the case - but fucking, fucking!"
The crowd: "He thought gay people were not judged! What are these pederasts doing, the poor adult man of shock has been silent for ten years, how can you not believe it!

I stayed there for three days and
My iPhone is number 10.
I am jealous, I am a patriot.
They hate the United States.

The Comic Release. Story: The wizard washed off the stage during the performance.]

Commentary :
Sinehand of Abla-Kudblah

Well, what will I tell her if she asks ‘and you will love me when I become an old/fat/crazy surviving grandmother’ (need to emphasize)? Of course I will say no.

At the same time, fool, if you really love her, you will love anyone. old, fat and so on. Like she to you. But only if you love it, not a piece of meat with a smooth skin.

[From talking about phone spam.]

I also called and offered, I don’t remember what. I ask :
Where did my phone number come from?
The girl answered with a loud voice:
A random set of numbers.
Do you want to hear a random set of letters?
I heard today.
Why do you have this job?
Heavy breathing in response and short swings.

The fox is a beautiful swimmer with a charming tail. Do you know how she builds Nora? Going in guests to the barsuke, hit there at all corners, the barsuke does not stand and falls. Barsuki are purple, unlike foxes.

You are a stupid nerve, love in a few years ends, only a habit remains. The critical period of divorce is about 4 years after the marriage.

You speak for yourself and for yourself, kid. 16 years in marriage - the heart still fades. Although the gray hair and the oval barrels are getting more and more every year.

AAA gives a reference:
AAA: I fige when I read the news that people are in line for the new iPhone for days
AAA: which costs $1390
by :O
The Syriza?
Q: What is the turn? Is it not enough for everyone?
AAA: I have the same questions. They are either not enough or they are only sold once a year.
OOO: "two smartphones in one hand" (facepalm)
This is shit, comrades.
AAA: I probably can better understand the motives of drug addicts and maniacs than those in the ranks.
I am ?
LLC: "It was bad for a young man who sat there for three days. He needed hospitalization, the boy took an ambulance."
AAA: I think he needed hospitalization long before he came there.

Matilda is premiere. Nicky and Alex are praying. And get titles. Titles that that "Nicolas and Alexander lived happily for 24 years and were shot in 1918."
The audience was shocked:
Give it up! They were shot! And who?! to
How do I know! Maybe there will be a continuation? (from The Soup)

No need to be more patient. Give me more ammunition.

byashka
I have a problem (
Another obsessive idea
I want to be painted in a bacon.
That’s why all normal girls have this at 14-17 years old, and I just got it?
Babochnik
At the age of 14-17, he was
byashka
Oh, that’s what it is.

A single man is looking for a wife. His wife sent him a request:

I urgently need a 30-40 year old girl. Smart, beautiful, economical, moderately careerist, moderately active, passionate in bed, willing to do the house, to give birth to a couple or three children and indulgingly looking at her husband's hobbies with computer games.

The size of the chest should be no less than 4. It is important.

WOW : Oh! Jolie was released.

Yyy: This Smolensk guy was expelled from school for me [link to photo]
HH: How is it?
ууу: I gave him a fallos with a squeeze, and these dudes ran around the school with a member on their forehead until their teacher noticed))))
Don’t give me anything to DR.

KNPL (01:37 AM) :
I was sitting at work and remembered a passage from the children's verse: "I am not afraid of injections - if I need to get injected" and somehow the continuation was: "I am not afraid of injections - if I need to get injected."
And to pull the "road" nose-for me not under question,
And I can "push"-that also spit me once,
You can put marks like two fingers on the asphalt.
I love to compose, because, brothers, I am a drug addict.

Is he a lawyer?
No, not a female.
Tagged with: self, bleat

In modern China, until recently, only one way was executed: a shot in the head. The simplicity of the process itself was accompanied by a sophisticated oriental spice.

After the execution, the relatives received a bill of 9 yuan (about 40 rubles) by mail. This is the cost of one ammunition. If the murderer had no relatives, he was given the opportunity to earn a bullet in prison conditions.

Since 2010, Chinese authorities have planned to replace shooting with a lethal injection. There is no indication that the plans have become reality yet. But the state is not going to spend here: the cost of the injection will also fall on the shoulders of relatives or the prisoner himself.

Just happened. I am doing repairs in the apartment. I ordered a gas plate. The guys from the store both drag her to the fifth floor without an elevator on a very narrow staircase cage, I go ahead and clean up the road. Meeting a fat grandmother, obviously not to break up with her.

- Grandma, stand on the pitch, please, the boys carry the plate, they are hard.

I’ll go through first!

And as in the slow shooting went down...



I feel I am joining with her.

We are sitting with a girl today, discussing all kinds of means of defense in sport. There was a talk about the "coaters" to protect male organs.
And then she asks: "Do the OMONs carry such means of protection?".
I said they probably wear it. And she asks: "and how to 100% know if they wear or not?". And I had this answer: “If you see the Omonite, come to him, put your ear there, if you hear the sea, it means that the shovel is dressed.”