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A woman needs 80 kg of hairy creature nearby. Depending on its beauty and conspiracy, it will either be a male or 10-15 cats.

If the hair and weight of the male is not enough, is a pair of cats allowed in addition?

If my weight is 100 kg, do I need to have cats with a negative weight and/or baldness?

A woman needs 80 kg of hairy creature nearby. Depending on its beauty and conspiracy, it will either be a male or 10-15 cats.

She sent her daughter to the sanatorium (she is five years old), when the doctor, a serious man, asks her:

Do you know how to write letters?

I know, she says proudly.

Can you write your name?

I can.

He gives her a blank, she brings Masha out in business. And then he reads to her that she has signed a document on compliance with the regime (not to noise, not to battle, and so on). She had such disappointed eyes... And I told her, “Before you sign something, you have to read it.”

Julia: well, and I provide a photo video, that is, the preventive measure she has violated real and repeatedly, I say that the article is a scam, I request that her guard be charged
Molot is?
Julia: the hell there, the judge did not see grounds to change the precautionary measure
Molot: When is your next birthday? I’ll give you a football ticket.
and Julia?
molot: well, there you can publicly and loudly chant "JUDGE-PIDARAS" and not be at risk of criminal prosecution:)

We had a very hard technician at work. He pulled a fresh cartridge from the neighboring table at Sisadmin, and tried to integrate it into the coffee machine, which he opened for repair shortly before. Apparently, the procedure was a certain success. As the matter ended, the story silences, but the presence of the wrong powder on the output was discovered by the administrator, who knew the taste of the toner well.

Well, of course, give one pill to a cat such a problem... I need to smash the cat’s gums with a gel, and she, you know, such a trouble, for some reason doesn’t want it. As a result, the gums are still treated, the whole kitchen is sprayed with a gel, I spray my scratched hands with miramistin, and the cat walks dark, looks bad and smells pleasantly of menthol with medicinal herbs... Invisible to the world tears...

Honest people usually sell only through realtors.

And what technically prevents dishonest people from hiring a realtor? The realtors are a special high moral caste, among which there is no place for deception and trick, or how?

There is absolutely no connection between honesty and real estate.

Cats are like flies in the Middle Ages.

They are found in cats because cats walk their legs on the floor, and then these legs lick. Everything on the floor, everything. Rarely anyone does a complete disinfection, coming home every night.
In small children it starts from the same, by the way.

I have a 23 inch monitor.
I have 26
Zzzz: and the horse still has more

Fuck, why do you dance? Usually they do this to grasp each other and understand if it’s worth continuing the “communication” at a closer level. And your words sound like “I like to be excited, but I don’t like sex,” “I like to cook, but I don’t like to eat,” “I like to pour alcohol into a bowl, but I don’t like to drink.”

Wow, guy, and all kinds of dance sections are a prithon of corruption? And if you watch a dance marathon, are you trembling like porn?
Sometimes dancing is just dancing.

XXX: When I was a child, I was fascinated by cartoons. When my parents asked me who I wanted to be, I proudly replied, “Skyer!”
Years have passed, I have grown up, but skiing is disgusting. A childhood dream is fulfilled...

She went to invite a male person, not looking carefully. We were willing to go, we danced. The individual immediately plans for wine-cinema and friendship with bodies. I did not hint about it! I love to dance! And men are not.
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How I understand you! Also tired of explaining to my friends that I love sex, and getting married is not about me. What prevents them from just fucking, taking a shower and going home? Some of them are already married!!! to

here here :

And how it is boring with the erudite, you would know - it would be time to go to bed for a long time, and he blows up everything with his erudition.

It’s obvious in your head that it’s time for you to go to bed". In fact, it’s no shit. If a guy likes - well, fuck, take at least some steps towards me! And, foolishly, without these your sinister hints, which no one will ever understand in the common sense.

And purely theoretically - if you regularly feed the fish while the engine is running, will it then swim to the hole, hearing a familiar sound?

Yes is.
Moreover, she will accept the losses and will hope that someone else will knock the hook, but we’ll eat it traditionally.
Just like people.

And how it is boring with the erudite, you would know - it would be time to go to bed for a long time, and he blows up everything with his erudition.

Maybe falling away?

There is a strange announcement at the entrance:

"A man for an hour
Driving engineer, electrical engineer "

Every time passing by so and pulls to sign: "any cosplay to choose"

The state organization this year abandoned the program written on Paradox on DOS. The Pentagon rejected discs last year. My head is twisted by the rapid technological progress.

I watched the road drivers repair the road. Imagine, he says, they put the asphalt right in the snow, and the nearby shovel spit on top and said, “Let it be stronger!”

Modern youths have a cult of expensive, branded skirts. Recently I learned that there is even a city group where schoolchildren expose each other for fake stuff. Anonymously post a photo of a person in a fake and "seek." Suddenly, I remembered my school years, when I bought a real suit "adidas" in the store, and a classmate Vasya bought on the market 3 times cheaper almost the same, only with slightly curved lines. Only in my story, classmates sought me because "- well, I'm a fool, I could buy 3 sports costumes!!"

My father told me about this case, they lived at the time in Yakutsk in a small village on the outskirts. There were only two or three houses in their housing, all of which held livestock, including chickens, each of which had at least thirty, in general. Father then was 17-18, he was forging himself in his "Ural" and here in the courtyard comes a neighbor's chicken with a yellow strip on the back (the back is painted to distinguish their chickens from strangers, our chickens were painted in green) well, my father just wanted to chew it and threw a screwdriver into it, but accidentally hit the head, why the one immediately "throwed off the chicken", the father was frightened, took the chicken and took it home, my mother (my grandmother) in order not to incite a conflict with the neighbors decided to shake it, let it go for soup. In general, she squeezes her and under the layer of yellow color is found a green... just a poor chicken on an old memory came to her yard.