Will you sell us vodka? No is? And why? Because we are blue? You whites have never loved us, the blue!

Fedea comes to work and pressing my hand so slightly "Oh what a warm"
And I’m so flegmatic "I just have a hole in my pocket..."
After 3 seconds wild explosion of laughter and accident =)

xxx: Hi baby

yyy: Hi Carlson))

Soon it suddenly :D

We are going to hire a new employee - a girl. With taste we discuss the process... At some point our secretary will raise her head and say:
Why do we have more girls, I will do everything for you.
We quietly pale, then we become red, we squeeze our fists into our mouths, but we can’t hold the whistle... She gets red, and gives the following pearl:
All my fingers in me again!
Here our boss can’t stand, and slipping under the table stands:
Not fingers, but stones.

So I realized that the last person who made the lab on the conspect has long since died. For several generations, everything has been copied.

Today, the government announced the true cause of the strong smog in Moscow in the summer of 2010. According to the latest inspections, could arise because of the fact that the mayor of Y.M. Lužkov, feeling the immediate dismissal, burned the accumulated important papers.

“I go to the metro. The mood is haffy. Even heard the "next station - Alexander Merzky Square"

When you called me, I thought you didn’t want to talk to me and dropped the phone.

I just killed two flies who had sex on my desk.
And because I don’t have to have sex where I haven’t even done it before.and :)

A lot of people in the classroom are sitting with no books who do.
In the audience there is a noisy horror. the teacher of evil speaks silent and silent until everyone is silent.
gradually becomes quieter and in silence you hear the sound of completion of the work in the windows who in the aske message came to everyone and the lecturer becomes funny, but here we hear the tone of the ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
This is not porn.
Immediately corrected
This is not my porn and then it is not my netbook

Lord, it turns out there is an anti-Israeli Sheikh, who is named Nasan Nasrallah. very strongly.

The crabs are overwhelmed!! I’m going home today, I see the carpenters scratching the leaves, packing them in large garbage bags, and a hundred meters behind them, two crows piercing a hole in the bags and pulling the leaves back!

Discussions about the film:
What was the best in this picture? Per it was the girl who was sitting on my left in the room.

Gnesol: I work means proger in one company, the salary is low, and there is a lot of work. One day I’m in the car and here in my back comes infinitely. I get out of the car, the girl comes out of the infinity and let’s panic, saying it’s my fault that I stopped. Then, as it turned out, this was the daughter of my boss, I think she would be fired, but not, took her keys and raised my salary).

Three things cannot be understood. God, the Universe and the Soviet Engineers, who invented a wall through which everything can be heard, but the nail can not be knocked!! to

and Murphy:
Here is the next generation: daughter 9 years old and son 7 years old. Well, guys, let’s go to the cinema! A great cartoon is coming! =) is
Two pairs of amazed eyes look at me, the son says, “Mom, I can’t. We are playing an anthology in Warcraft today.
My daughter is waiting for me in the courtyard. But mother, don’t be upset! We are on vacation, and you and I will definitely go on a cartoon!

Fucks the fuck. o_o

FB: I woke up this morning and cut off my alarm. I decided to get up on the 10th exhalation. 15 minutes was lying, almost stunned >_<

As a child, I played some type of urban planning strategy, people were starving at the menu, and I persistently continued to build conservatories. I sincerely believed that the conservatory produced canned food >.<

xxx: I propose to change the name of the militia to the police, to change the name of the ruble to the police.
The dollar,
Well, or even in a pound sterling, or the truth, to give a bribe to the police rubles -
by Memyton.
It is better to go to Piast.

In the Prussian Central Technical School, a computer science teacher worked with knowledge of only German, so he called the famous keys "Caps Lock" and "Backspace":))