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[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №37778
 23.10.2010
The company sells all types of camper. The call to the datacenter from a customer recently purchased a couple of netbooks.
Q: Are we serious guys?
D is yes.
Q: Did you pay on time and the payment arrived?
D: Yes, it is okay.
Q: We are serious guys, right?
Q: What kind of shit are they pink?! to

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №37777
 23.10.2010
Irina (23:56:30 21/10/2010)
Today in the pharmacy was, in a large, there was a lot of people. The guy buys any pills, and his girlfriend in the room stands away from him. The guy bought everything, then, without leaving the box, looks at the condoms and screams at the whole pharmacy to the girl: "Oll, do we need anything from the children?"

The whole row in the stumbling, then the rubbing began

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №37776
 23.10.2010
Damn, I forgot, my memory is very bad.)
WOW : :-)
You don't know, but with sclerosis they take in the army?))
WOW: Of course taking... and HDD repeatedly))

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №37775
 23.10.2010
XXX: How far has progress been made?
Previously, when a man was happy, he distributed flowers and drinks at his own expense.
xxx: and today I went into the coffee shop and caught a point on the Wi-Fi laptop with the title "I am in a bad mood! Everyone is on the run!"

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №37774
 23.10.2010
The public is delighted, developers in shock - the mine in the sapphire gave a spark

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №37773
 23.10.2010
XXX is
I'm going to go to winlocker'a.
Finding a quick cure.

YYY
And which one? WINLOCKER – is it forbidden access everywhere?
Thus i. Neither you have a regedit, nor a distract of tasks... nor files so beloved, hidden...

XXX is
Aha
There is a small serpent.
It doesn’t block everything.
If you press Win + U, the Special Capabilities Manager opens.
- there to choose a screensaver, it has a link to the site of melcosoft
The browser is loaded and the browser is the file manager.
-through the browser, we go to the flash drive, start AVZ, treat the task manager, start the manager by removing the process
Complete recovery through AVZ.

YYY
You are the picture! Did the gynecologist try? and :)

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №37772
 23.10.2010
I downloaded Photoshop CS4. For a long time I could not understand what was wrong. Strange names... I thought I just forgot English, it turned out I just don’t know Spanish.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №37771
 23.10.2010
<varga> I am going to Israel in a week. The wall of crying.
<Saltis> The Rope It will soon be replaced by a microblog.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №37770
 23.10.2010
Alley: No, you feel what a cynical boss we have.
Alley: after all, I was not lazy to find a brochure in the innet "how to find a job", printed and distributed to bombs and Gypsies - such as instead of charity)))
Arbalet: cynical - it would be if we were given

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №37769
 23.10.2010
I realized how devoured my cat was when he coveted onto a covered table to spit a fancy of candy to play with him.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №37768
 23.10.2010
But before I leave, I want you to know.
WOW: Speak
One cubic meter of wood can make half a million toothbrushes

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №37767
 23.10.2010
I wore a housekeeper underneath. The neighbor said that I have beautiful eyes )))))

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №37766
 23.10.2010
Lectures on Information Systems Design.
Lecturer: "And here we practically made the information system. What is it?"
The voice from the audience: "Well, we still need people who will work with it."
Lecturer: "In the framework of this course we will not do people."

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №37765
 23.10.2010
Forum Travian (toys with a military inclination). There is a global shit.
Q. Are you a great stuntman?
TariusXIII: the stickman is written with 2 letters "in" imha

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №37764
 23.10.2010
The elevator is decorated on the wall "13.4published". Education is deteriorating.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №37763
 23.10.2010
Milk (18:45:19 20/10/2010)
My father doesn't talk to me all day.You remember that he has a fan of Soviet hits.So today from morning he walks in the kitchen, makes sandwiches and sings:
"And we don’t dream of a cosmodrome.
Not this ice blue"
I went in and sang to him:
Nothing dreams - it's just a coma
So, it was a delay "
Called the defamator and ate=(

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №37762
 23.10.2010
I decided to fulfill my long-time childhood dream and have anal sex without a condom. It is dangerous in itself, because there is little to get in my member and so on. But this is half trouble. My most devoted fantasy is to end up in a pop girl, so here is the question: can it be done? Is there no danger that my sperm will then leak out of it and get into the vagina, thus provoking impeccable conception?))) Funny, but I really care about it.

WOW: You can end up and you will not get anything in your member :)
...
What if it runs out of the glass and gets into the vagina?)))
Tablets were forbidden by the doctor.

ууу: fucking, honestly I don't know anything about such a possibility :) But if it's likely, then I imagine what kind of fool will be born after such a sperm journey :)))

XHH: I have a friend with a disgusting character, he probably did. I’ll tell him about it in case.

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №37761
 23.10.2010
A complaint on the forum of one MMORPG:
It doesn’t let in the game! I enter the game login and password. What an agreement! I read it carefully and I understand that it is not profitable! I press to disagree, of course, but after that the game window closes! Please help! How to play this game?

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №37760
 23.10.2010
The government banned pedophiles from working in schools

Chord

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №37759
 23.10.2010
News: Strasbourg court ordered Russia to pay gay people almost €30,000
The next news will be: "In Russia, the number of gay people has increased sharply."

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