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[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №35778
 09.09.2010
I sent a speech to a friend, Typo shared his emotions:
I am (10:52:31 9/09/2010)
My son was different yesterday too.
by Rus. and Oz. It was necessary to insert the missed letters in the sentence "the bear grabbed the p*bin and swung it".
Posted in "Collapsed and Fucked"

He (10:52:54 9/09/2010)
The Fish

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №35777
 09.09.2010
Do you curl your hair in the morning?
YYY: No, they have always been like that. From birth to disgrace.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №35776
 09.09.2010
XXX: I’m going to have a coffee. Would you?
YYYYYYYYYYYYY I will not sleep on the robot.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №35775
 09.09.2010
From Habr:
I told my girlfriend someday that it seems to me that everything around me is bots and just filling my world.
Am I also a bot?!...
I:... most of all I don’t like when bots ask such questions :)

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №35774
 09.09.2010
08.09.10 by Vyacheslav
Hi to you! I really want to get to know you as a person, but you’re too sexy. So can you lubricate me in the eggs so that I don’t get distracted and can know the whole depth of your individuality?)))))))

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №35773
 09.09.2010
I go to the dean’s office (D) to copy the document:

Hello, can I use Xerox?
D: Yes, you just need to turn it on, you know how?
I : of course.
30 seconds on the buttons
D (with a smile): Start with the rocket ;)

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №35772
 09.09.2010
Tanya (09:15:40 9/09/2010)
Blythein... worked on the note for half a year! Yesterday sat behind the computer... I cut it off and, by habit, struck the monitor on the key! xd

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №35771
 09.09.2010
What do we need to learn in English to take the exam?
Tagged: soul
I have already sold my soul for Matan.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №35770
 09.09.2010
It is better to think seven times than to ask one wrong question.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №35769
 09.09.2010
The force of love.
Before the New Year, when there were no tickets, a student had to go.
Vitaly in a common wagon. It is still fun, but night and half of the day can be spent. On the lower shelves were filled with four sleeves, and on the second and third were lying and tolerated. You do not go to the toilet, the chicken is up - the place is gone.
Because it was unrealistic to sleep, they spoke all night.
In the morning, the girl came to her station. Although they did not kiss or even say anything like that, but each of them realized that they were in love.
When the train stopped, Vitaly guessed to ask for a phone call. It was in the last century, so mobile phones were only available to the rich. The girl scattered her home phone on a newspaper on the table.
The train touched. Vitaly jumped back into the car and began to dream: the New Year's holidays would soon be over, so as to return to Moscow and call her soon.
He returned to his place and his slightly cramps were not enough: Aunt sitting next to him, broke the newspaper and threw out with the remains of fish. The poor guy could not even argue with them, it was their newspaper. Under the astonished eyes of the passengers, Vitaly wiped out of the garbage a piece of a newspaper with the first three digits. The other four were already far away, on the slopes.
All he knew about her was that she had a very rare name – Natasha, and that she would soon get married to a childhood friend. She could not find her name because she was driving without a ticket.
Upon returning to Moscow, Vitaly took the business: He pretended that in the worst case, he needed to make 9,999 calls to find Natasha.
- Good morning, please call Natasha to the phone.
During the evening, I managed to call 70 times, several times ridding Natasha.
If it wasn’t Natasha’s soon marriage, then you could not rush, four months: call, call, call... but time was expensive. Moreover, since he didn’t announce, why didn’t she get married?
And our Romeo went w-bank. Cheaply, because of the winter and the rush, he sold his favorite motorcycle, got into debt and hired housewives, in the amount of 12 girls, promising a large premium to the one who finds Natasha. The callers got faster because Natash’s husbands and fathers didn’t question them specifically.
Two weeks later, Vitaly was already standing with flowers in trembling pencil waiting for his beloved in the subway, and three years later they gave birth to my son a classmate.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №35768
 09.09.2010
Attention a sensation! In Lubertz was found a boy raised by dogs!
Interestingly, he is the only educated boy in Lubberts.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №35767
 09.09.2010
After Putin’s trip to Kalina, we, citizens of Ukraine, are waiting for our President V.F. Yanukovych will repeat this action and will drive on the yellow "Zaporozhce" from Kiev to somewhere there Lviv

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №35766
 09.09.2010
This summer, I had twenty-two babies.
yyy: Bro, I'm afraid to upset you, but it wasn't the trip.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №35765
 09.09.2010
Matilda: I thought it was humiliating for a guy to be regretted! Usually everybody is upset – just don’t regret me!
That’s what the puppets say! Everyone wants to cling to a woman’s chest and that they’d be swallowed on their heads!
Max: in the head

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №35764
 09.09.2010
XXX is
I have to go to work, but first I have to go to school.
YYYY
Everywhere, who is the secret?
XXX is
No to. Designer of furniture
YYYY
The RG)))
XXX is
this is one of the options for answering the question "and who will you work after the philosophical?"

[ + 54 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №35763
 09.09.2010
She painted her hair, made a new hairstyle... And as it went - a pimple. I think, what will happen if it is set on fire, maybe it passes? Here I am sitting almost without eyelids, with a burnt eyelid and a red, swollen eye in the entrance, smoking...And here from the neighboring apartment the sound of the TV, and the pain familiar voice: “Only our man...”

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №35762
 09.09.2010
On the beach in columns:
A girl was lost in a green hat with a cake.
Repeated in a few minutes.
After a while:
The girl found.
Everyone was delighted, they stumbled
In a few minutes:
Come and take the girl!

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №35761
 09.09.2010
Paranoidandroid: with honey?
Paranoidandroid: These are vegetables, not bees. There is hardly anything eaten in them.
PaulKaz: rather blind
You are blind!

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №35760
 09.09.2010
When do we choose our wedding rings?
Isn’t it too early? Maybe I will change my mind :)
You will have a golden tooth.
What other tooth?
Which I will beat you out!

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №35759
 09.09.2010
I want a 600th Mercedes.
True money is only enough for seven.
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